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How was the butt hole? Tasty?

Reminded me of late night Taco Bell, actually.



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    I guess I'll slap my wife. She's had it coming.
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    How was the butt hole? Tasty?
    This brought the lulz in REAL LIFE.

    Butt holes can be tasty if 1.) it's not her butt hole 2.) it's her hot vag instead, and 3.) it's your dick and not your tongue in the butt.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:13 PM   #95
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    So, pretty good?

    I'd say so. It was really funny when I kissed her afterwards, and she said "Did you eat Taco Bell today?"
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:13 PM   #96
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    I'd say so. It was really funny when I kissed her afterwards, and she said "Did you eat Taco Bell today?"
    That's when you say, "Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing!"
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    I'd say so. It was really funny when I kissed her afterwards, and she said "Did you eat Taco Bell today?"
    This thread just reached it's full potential.
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    That's when you say, "Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing!"
    Okay now it has.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:15 PM   #99
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    That's when you say, "Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing!"

    Back on a serious note, Seven got me the ass for the first time. Shake Me was like a warm up. She must have had some ass fetish for Dave.
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    Back on a serious note, Seven got me the ass for the first time. Shake Me was like a warm up. She must have had some ass fetish for Dave.
    Was it all you hoped it would be?
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:19 PM   #101
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    Was it all you hoped it would be?
    Oh Yeah. I know now why Dave sings about it so much
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    Back on a serious note, Seven got me the ass for the first time. Shake Me was like a warm up. She must have had some ass fetish for Dave.
    You're right. This is a much more serious note. Good to know she gets an ass fetish for Dave

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    How can it not be? It's the ass.
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    Oh Yeah. I know now why Dave sings about it so much
    Is there another song where he references eating a butt hole that I'm not aware of?
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    That's when you say, "Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing!"
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    That's when you say, "Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing!"
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    This thread just reached it's full potential.
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    The OP deserves a pat on the back with his kick to the balls.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:26 PM   #107
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    Is there another song where he references eating a butt hole that I'm not aware of?
    When you know that he likes it, all references to sex must be about anal.

    "Thought I saw a spaceman trying to get laid" --obviously, the spaceman's getting the ass.

    "Do you know what it is to feel the light of love inside you?"--clearly Dave is asking a girl if she wants his dick in her ass.

    I thought ABI was all about anal anyways? YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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    When you know that he likes it, all references to sex must be about anal.

    "Thought I saw a spaceman trying to get laid" --obviously, the spaceman's getting the ass.

    "Do you know what it is to feel the light of love inside you?"--clearly Dave is asking a girl if she wants his dick in her ass.

    I thought ABI was all about anal anyways? YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    Obviously
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:31 PM   #110
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    I saw Dreamgirl at N1 of Mansfield in 2007 and was excited to hear it.
    Same here bro! I made a Dave mix CD for a girl on our first date and Dreamgirl from Red Rocks was the first song.... She loved it and needless to say I got some that night.
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    When you know that he likes it, all references to sex must be about anal.

    "Thought I saw a spaceman trying to get laid" --obviously, the spaceman's getting the ass.

    "Do you know what it is to feel the light of love inside you?"--clearly Dave is asking a girl if she wants his dick in her ass.

    I thought ABI was all about anal anyways? YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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    I'm smelling my finger right now.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:40 PM   #112
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    I'm smelling my finger right now.
    Does it have that late night Taco Bell scent to it? If it does, then you just may have been in some ass last night.
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    Does it have that late night Taco Bell scent to it? If it does, then you just may have been in some ass last night.

    Damn. Last night, I was sitting in my car between a Burger King and a Taco bell, trying to decide which one I wanted. I went with Burger King. I would have gotten ass if I had chosen Taco Bell. FUCK!

    What a great marketing campaign this would be for Taco Bell.
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    Does it have that late night Taco Bell scent to it? If it does, then you just may have been in some ass last night.
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    Damn. Last night, I was sitting in my car between a Burger King and a Taco bell, trying to decide which one I wanted. I went with Burger King. I would have gotten ass if I had chosen Taco Bell. FUCK!

    What a great marketing campaign this would be for Taco Bell.
    Laughing so fucking hard it hurts.

    This thread has gone from a bad idea to a toxic, taco bell, butt hole flavored ass licking discussion. I'm proud to be here.
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    Nice to know that quality threads really do exist between tours!
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    Damn. Last night, I was sitting in my car between a Burger King and a Taco bell, trying to decide which one I wanted. I went with Burger King. I would have gotten ass if I had chosen Taco Bell. FUCK!

    What a great marketing campaign this would be for Taco Bell.
    What do you mean would be a great marketing campaign for Taco Bell?

    Mother bitch you better believe it is the marketing campaign for Taco Bell. Subliminal messages brah.
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    da poop shoot and boogie!
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    da poop shoot and boogie!
    Poop-edee-Poop-edee-POO!

    So, is there a golden formula to getting the ass?

    Step 1. Get Taco Bell

    Step 2. Feed Taco Bell to girl

    Step 3. Wait 8 hours

    Step 4. Lick the ass
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    Poop-edee-Poop-edee-POO!

    So, is there a golden formula to getting the ass?

    Step 1. Get Taco Bell

    Step 2. Feed Taco Bell to girl

    Step 3. Wait 8 hours

    Step 4. Lick the ass
    Step 5. Coffee w/toast and jelly.
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    Step 6. I think that I'm going to.....

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