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Old 01-07-2010, 10:32 AM   #61
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Tell him you're into asian midgets.
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    this is hilarious!!! Best thread of 2010 so far?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:40 AM   #63
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    nice.

    this is getting good. you should reply so he keeps going.
    This
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    LMAO! the tags on this are priceless!!!
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    at tags.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:41 AM   #66
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    Get Tweaked
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    Makes sense to me.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:42 AM   #67
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    nice.

    this is getting good. you should reply so he keeps going.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:49 AM   #68
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    Oh, I am. Don't worry. This is incredible. Craziest thing to happen to me in the longest time, probably ever.




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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:04 AM   #69
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    at the tags, especially "dude where's my kidney?" & "work has an e in it"
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:13 AM   #70
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    whose still got tagging privledges left? this belong under "epic"

    and seriously, what's the worst that can happen if u hang out with this guy for one night? free drugs (which u can turn down) and free slam peices (wrap it up, whats the worst that can happen?)
    Uhm, it won't work?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:16 AM   #71
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    Goddamnit! I had to go and lose my tagging privileges by being an asshole before.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:19 AM   #72
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    Oh. My. God.

    I think I know who this is for certain. There were two people I thought it could have been. One I wouldn't mind catching up with again, as we used to hang out in the past. However, that guy was engaged at the time and didn't seem like the type to tweak and be involved with orgies and shit. The other guy I didn't know all that much, but, well, let's let the texts do the talking...

    Where we left off:

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    What type of girls do you like?
    My reply:

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    Hot ones with skinny waists, round asses, and great tits of course.
    His text:

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    Brunette, blonde, tight Asians, etc? certain age groups?
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    Blonde or brunette. 20 – 30, I guess.
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    Ok…all doable. Sometimes I like to go to 19-20-21 on the age…one of each would cover it when the stimulants are in play
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    What exactly is the stimulant? Also where did you sit at PWC? I just want to make sure this is who I think, sorry.
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    speed primarily, cola usually is available. X also…at the Dearborn office I sat against the eastern wall.
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    What about the LaSalle office? I wasn’t at Dearborn very long.
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    In the offices by, or right next to malinda
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    Weren’t you the one who put me on supervision or whatever for leaving my laptop out?? Lol
    Okay, at this point, I am astonished, and I mean ASTONISHED that this person would contact me for ANY reason.

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    uhhh…probably. I don’t like being a manager. Nothing with that was personal. That place sucked anyway. After the stuff kicks in and we are tweaked and have our faces buried in pussy…we won’t give it another thought.
    Another text from him:

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    I’m tweaking now…maybe why I haven’t thought about it.
    My text:

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    You had me fired shortly after. That wasn’t personal? Haha. I mean it was a long time ago so whatever. So you’ve had my number all these years and just decided to text?
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    I haven’t had your number at all…or known anything about what you were doing. It’s something I thought of last night, then looked it up. That’s pretty much it. I really do not have any issues or baggage, but i can understand the hostility.
    First, I don’t even think I was being hostile. Second, of course you don’t have any issues or baggage. You didn’t get fired, jackass!

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    I’m not hostile. How did you look it up, I’m just curious. Obviously I’m a little surprised to be hearing from you out of the blue. That’s all.
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    ok cool. Website that includes cell numbers. The people I hang with can be uptight…I remember thinking u seemed to like someone who knew how to play more intensely…which is where I am. Also I have a thing for group sex.
    UH – MAZ – ING.

    I’m still on the floor over this whole thing. Also, what web-site gives out cell numbers and how do I get mine off of it (assuming that his story is true).

    Really? A former manager who had me fired now wants to hook me up with some drugs and hookers. Am I on Punk’d? This is TOO much.

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    ok cool. Website that includes cell numbers. The people I hang with can be uptight…I remember thinking u seemed to like someone who knew how to play more intensely…which is where I am. Also I have a thing for group sex.
    I guess I did make quite the impression.

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    whose still got tagging privledges left? this belong under "epic"

    and seriously, what's the worst that can happen if u hang out with this guy for one night? free drugs (which u can turn down) and free slam peices (wrap it up, whats the worst that can happen?)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHgWc_lcZXU
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:23 AM   #74
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    This just keeps getting better and better!!!!
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:25 AM   #75
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    I think we understand what got you fired now...
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:27 AM   #76
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    Also, Roger, you passing up yet another chance for pussy just proves how much you love penis. Gov'nar.
    No way, he's cool. He has a British accent, remember??
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM   #77
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    No way, he's cool. He has a British accent, remember??
    'ello Gov'nar!
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:30 AM   #78
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    Tell him you're into asian midgets.
    Hot! NSFW.
    http://i063.radikal.ru/0912/cc/7281ebbcb5be.jpg
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    This does shed some light on your firing(s).
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:34 AM   #80
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    This does shed some light on your firing(s).
    I always suspected that dude had something for me and I am NOT kidding.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:38 AM   #81
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    'ello Gov'nar!
    Look, whatever it is you end up doing (and believe me, I'm not one to judge), please DO NOT bring your new fuck buddy to the Creek this year.


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    I always suspected that dude had something for me and I am NOT kidding.
    like a lust to eat your kidney with a nice chanti and some fava beans?
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    I always suspected that dude had something for me and I am NOT kidding.
    He probably wants you to eat his mangina.
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    Look, whatever it is you end up doing (and believe me, I'm not one to judge), please DO NOT bring your new fuck buddy to the Creek this year.


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    Old 01-07-2010, 11:44 AM   #85
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    Look, whatever it is you end up doing (and believe me, I'm not one to judge), please DO NOT bring your new fuck buddy to the Creek this year.


    mk?
    Oh, I can't wait til this story gets back to those guys.

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    like a lust to eat your kidney with a nice chanti and some fava beans?
    No, I don't think so. I think he wants the cock.

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    He probably wants you to eat his mangina.
    Clearly this dude is crazy. What's weird is that eight years ago, you'd have thought my life was in shambles and this dude had his shit together (as he was firing me). Now, I'm not saying he doesn't, maybe he does. But, who doesn't work on a random Thursday and offers practically strangers free drugs and slam pieces? It's just SO bizarre.

    After replying to what type of girls I like he said he'd browse some agencies and send me pictures. This is going too far.
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    Tagged epic.

    http://antsmarching.org/forum/tags.php?tag=epic+threads
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    I always suspected that dude had something for me and I am NOT kidding.
    Maybe if you would have just bent over and taken it, you'd still have a job.
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    Oh, I can't wait til this story gets back to those guys.



    No, I don't think so. I think he wants the cock.



    Clearly this dude is crazy. What's weird is that eight years ago, you'd have thought my life was in shambles and this dude had his shit together (as he was firing me). Now, I'm not saying he doesn't, maybe he does. But, who doesn't work on a random Thursday and offers practically strangers free drugs and slam pieces? It's just SO bizarre.

    After replying to what type of girls I like he said he'd browse some agencies and send me pictures. This is going too far.

    Cops at your door in 10...9....8.....7....6


    Edit: Is this what those PWC guys are blowing their bonuses on?

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    Cops at your door in 10...9....8.....7....6
    I hope not. I'm at work. That would look bad, me thinks.
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