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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:31 AM   #61
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Her ringtone is Cornbread, better move along.
It is not!!
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  • Old 09-24-2009, 10:31 AM   #62
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    It's ok, I hear she use to have big tits til she slapped God in the face for getting them reduced.
    fixed
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:33 AM   #63
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    Good Grief. Mistreated and Katie? I'd personally pay DMB to play that wedding.


    First dance: Cornbread
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:33 AM   #64
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    As do I, and you usually are a big help at this
    Always trying to provide the LuLz!

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    wanna go on a date?
    Only if you take me to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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    Good Grief. Mistreated and Katie? I'd personally pay DMB to play that wedding.


    First dance: Cornbread
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:33 AM   #65
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    Great. You're going to have them jamming my box full.



    She said: PM TO GET SUM
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:33 AM   #66
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    fixed
    Is that really true?

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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:34 AM   #67
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    Yeah. He was at the Ants tailgate, and I was like "who are you, doucher?" and he said "mistreatedlewis". I laughed. Because you're not 21.



    I didn't mean pornstar in the yelling aspect. I meant, like, open to things like facials, up the butt, etc.
    Ahhhh. No way, I'm not into that at all. I don't want to bust my nut on a girls grill. Just not appealing to me.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:35 AM   #68
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    I thought you liked it when your box is jammed?!
    I usually stick to one at a time.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #69
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    This is like watching Love Connection, only with teh interwebz
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #70
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    If a girl isn't into ATM by the third date, it's over.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #71
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    This is like watching Love Connection, only with teh interwebz
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #72
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    I usually stick to one at a time.
    But you have all that room in there - why let it go to waste?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:37 AM   #73
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    Is that really true?

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    sadly it is.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:38 AM   #74
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    @ this thread.

    sexC threads exponentially increase in size.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:39 AM   #75
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    But you have all that room in there - why let it go to waste?

    You're right. It should be jammed full.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:41 AM   #76
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    @ this thread.

    sexC threads exponentially increase in size.
    Unlike Chris Brush's manhood.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:44 AM   #77
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    Unlike Chris Brush's manhood.
    HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:46 AM   #78
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    I'm surprised the ants parties never end up being orgies after midnight...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:46 AM   #79
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    Unlike Chris Brush's manhood.
    Hahahahahaha!!!!
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:47 AM   #80
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    I'm surprised the ants parties never end up being orgies after midnight...
    You weren't here in April...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:49 AM   #81
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    @ this thread.

    sexC threads exponentially increase in size.
    So the more excited the thread gets, the bigger it gets.


    no wonder Katie starts all the F threads
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    as long as it's not boring and as long as i bust a nut im good.
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    This thread should make the afternoon go by quickly.
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    I'm surprised the ants parties never end up being orgies after midnight...
    You going to be at Tinley Park??
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:50 AM   #85
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    I'm surprised the ants parties never end up being orgies after midnight...
    I'm sure more of them would, but people pass out drunk off their asses quite a lot.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:52 AM   #86
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:52 AM   #87
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    I will have to say jeep sum is amazing, top down mid summer is dirty...

    that's why jeepkid needs to trade in his stupid cheroke for a wrangler...
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    I'm sure more of them would, but people pass out drunk off their asses quite a lot.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:53 AM   #89
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    ill be at des moines only...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:55 AM   #90
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    Amazing. Less than an hour and nearly 100 posts. Ants love to get sum.
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