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Old 07-14-2009, 05:24 PM   #1
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Fleshlight?

I'm thinking about getting a fleshlight. Anyone have one? How are they?

Which one should I Get?
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  • Old 07-14-2009, 05:24 PM   #2
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    Epic potential in this thread
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:26 PM   #3
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    Oh boy
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:26 PM   #4
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    I think you should get SIZE="2"
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:28 PM   #5
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    You should probably go with the super tight anal simulator, because if you need to buy one of these, the rest are way too big for your dick
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:31 PM   #6
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    ^thats what i was thinking...prob would feel best
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:32 PM   #7
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    shockingly i feel like this has been done before.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:32 PM   #8
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=5089...FQ6jagodzG60Jg

    I had to Google it. I'd never heard of such a thing. That video at the bottom is hilarious.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:33 PM   #9
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    ^thats what i was thinking...prob would feel best
    what were your other options for consideration?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:35 PM   #10
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    Get the one that comes on a keychain. And if possible, get a black one.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:36 PM   #11
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    lol. fleshlight is a sweeet name.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:37 PM   #12
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    you n00bz haven't heard of a fleshlight?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:37 PM   #13
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    , so, , well, my girls knocked up, , maybe , nah..., welp....
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #14
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    Epic potential in this thread
    i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:41 PM   #15
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    what were your other options for consideration?
    i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

    i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:42 PM   #16
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    i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.
    After reviewing the thread, I would agree
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:44 PM   #17
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    no one answered my questionn

    does anyone have one?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:46 PM   #18
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    There is a certain stigma attached with male sex toys. There is no in between from a hand to a real vagina.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:48 PM   #19
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    You're 18???

    You're going to college in 2 months...what do you need the Fleshlight for?

    You reeeealllly don't wanna be that freshman with the sex toy for a few reasons.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:49 PM   #20
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    http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=5089...FQ6jagodzG60Jg

    I had to Google it. I'd never heard of such a thing. That video at the bottom is hilarious.
    damn, that looked good when she was fingering it. i may have to consider a purchase.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:49 PM   #21
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    i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

    i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
    that's so sig worthy!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:51 PM   #22
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    You're 18???

    You're going to college in 2 months...what do you need the Fleshlight for?

    You reeeealllly don't wanna be that freshman with the sex toy for a few reasons.
    Nope. Just one reason: You'd be the kid with the fucking sex toy
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:52 PM   #23
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    got one more year of high school : (
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:52 PM   #24
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    i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

    i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
    I was really hoping you were gonna say "Shell out the cash for a hooker."

    But this can get expensive, especially on a typical 18 year old's income.

    So I applaud you on the wise investment decision
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:53 PM   #25
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    The stamina trainer might be a good investment it you look at it from that angle
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:54 PM   #26
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    The stamina trainer might be a good investment it you look at it from that angle
    good call..a year of practice with that....by the time college rolls around ill be the 45 minute master.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:55 PM   #27
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    good call..a year of practice with that....by the time college rolls around ill be the 45 minute master.
    Keep in mind, practice on the real thing is still best.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:00 PM   #28
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    my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:03 PM   #29
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    my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
    Isn't her little brother like 13?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:04 PM   #30
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    thatd be badass if he was
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