07-04-2020, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NH
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
I keep picturing keith having a pet pig and walking him around nyc during the day. Then making out with him before bed every night. I seriously can't stop laughing.
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
I actually have a pet bird. He kinda looks like you.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
whats your birds name
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
There was a kid in College, a total goober, who had a pet pig. His name was Piglet and he would walk him around campus. I always tried to match my route with his but never was able to get close enough to him. One day I had the opportunity and I asked if I could pet his pig. He said no and walked away. I drank myself into oblivion that night.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
I have never ejaculated on chirstmas.
the year that I do will be the best Christmas ever.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition
The Best Nap I Ever Got
I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
just picked up some swim trunks for the summer. feels good to finally have that off my plate.
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Originally Posted by Arby
Amazon???
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
gophers beat michigan 6-2 in hockey last night
just picked up a warm loaf of pumpkin bread
then ants marching is on the radio on the way home
STILL #soaring
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
you complain a lot
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
i hardly ever complain
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Hi guys. Just got home and Mrs. Beefy is taking down the wallpaper border in the bathroom. I told her I had work from home so I didn't have to help. Is that wrong?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
i would've walked back out of the house without making a sound and enjoyed a few cold ones in my car on the other side of the block
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
Schreibs/Ryguy:
Do you guys mind if one of my IRL friends comes on Sunday? He's actually posted in the thread (dweis90).
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
Yeah...he's coming.
Choke on your fucking popcorn
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
He's been to a Phish show
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
did adam and andy know each other before ants? or did they become best friends through ants?
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
it's complicated.
the answer lies somewhere in your interpretation of "none of your fucking business".
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
Madonna and Howell sittin in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes little Lady Howell in a baby carriage
Sucking her thumb
Peeing her pants
Doing the hula hula dance
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
what a way to start the afternoon
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Originally Posted by Arby
you macin on my 0, dude?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
honestly can't even remember the last time you rewrote a children's rhyme for me.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
play a video. start in portrait mode then switch to landscape. it usually skips for me for a second when i do that. almost always causes me to just zip up and forget the entire thing all together.
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Originally Posted by Jsc6545
Hey fellas
Any mentions?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
No dude nobody knows what your end game is here
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
man haven't thought about that in a while. what would you do if you saw a porno of your wife chugging dong? except it wasn't your wife, but someone who looks so much like her that you have to do minute-detail research to make sure it's not?
probably put him in a weird headspace
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i saw a girl fall down the stairs today and let me tell you, it was a test of my faith not to yell out "hope there wasn't a pizza in the oven"
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
yeah my mom calls her twat , tmb. Which is an acronym for tilapia, macaroni and broccoli. Ill be like im going to see DMB and shes like "you're my son" and i'm like the band, mom. My mom gets a good laugh and I grow a day closer to suicide.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
so how many days before you don't post here anymore?
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
this post doesn't really work on any level
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
well that's my time
later
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
all i can hope is that when you clicked the "post quick reply" button you audibly said "what have i got to lose?"
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
91% battery at 4:30 EST, congrats, you got the whole night ahead of you
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
yeah its definitely giving hail's 3k a run for its money.
davidw you gonna stand up for your 0 on this or nah?
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
w and funk are 0's?
it's officially 2015
have a good night bros.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
ship talked about precum for the better half of the day and we got a story about funk's mom's cookie.
enjoy your night guys, retool starts tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
::slams door so hard my name plate falls off the wall::
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Happy 4th all
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
whatever you say, Semen Poll
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