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Old 12-07-2009, 11:52 AM   #91
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I think you missed the point that she is a compulsive liar...bitch didn't have cancer...
It's a very hard post to follow to be honest.
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    ...exactly why i am freaking out. while i want nothing to do with this girl long-term, i still love her, and i could not live my life knowing i have a kid and not being there. my dad is the most important person in my life, and i couldnt live knowing i denied my own child of something i cherish so much.

    that being said, again, this is why im going nuts. im a junior in college. im gonna be 21 in 2 months. i think about when class is over, whats going on this weekend, where i can get the best weed, and football. im enjoying the last few years i have of being an immature college kid who lives a perfect life in their little collegiate bubble before being thrown out into the real world, and this changes EVERYTHING. its like too much to think about
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    The poor kid would have to be raised in New Jersey too. No one wants that.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:53 AM   #94
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    It's a very hard post to follow to be honest.
    Fair enough...this chick had all kinds of problems. She wasn't preggers, didn't have a miscarriage, didn't have cancer....She even told one of her friends once that she had MS...she's a big phat phony.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:54 AM   #96
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    Fatherhood's a trip man. You'll enjoy it!
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:54 AM   #97
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:55 AM   #98
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    Fatherhood's a trip man. You'll enjoy it!
    Why can't you score any touchdowns...fuck!


    Sorry off-topic
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:55 AM   #99
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    Dude read post 59....you can be there for a kid, if there is a kid....

    SHE'S WINNING
    i dont want to be there though...i dont WANT a kid. i dont want to have to pay X a month out of my salary to support a kid that im not raising as my own. she lives in pittsburgh, im 10 minutes from philly. i mean i know id have to should this be legit and not a scare, but its just ridiculous to me.

    i was perfectly fine using condoms. for the first time in my life, i wish she hadnt asked me to stop.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:55 AM   #100
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    semen doesn't get anyone pregnant, sperm does.... and sperm shouldn't be in teh pre-cumz unless you just got done bangaranign.

    i think.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:55 AM   #101
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    I just get the biggest kick out of guys who don't use a condom because their girlfriend says they don't have to (at age 20. are you serious!? everyone is moronic at that age), and then when the BC doesn't work, she's the bitch.

    BC is what, like 95% effective? So, if you bang out 100 times with no condom, 5 of those times could result in getting a bun in the oven.

    Good lord, people.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:57 AM   #102
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    I just get the biggest kick out of guys who don't use a condom because their girlfriend says they don't have to (at age 20. are you serious!? everyone is moronic at that age), and then when the BC doesn't work, she's the bitch.

    BC is what, like 95% effective? So, if you bang out 100 times with no condom, 5 of those times could result in getting a bun in the oven.

    Good lord, people.
    This.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:57 AM   #103
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    i was perfectly fine using condoms. for the first time in my life, i wish she hadnt asked me to stop.
    It's too bad she had that gun to your head, eh?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:57 AM   #104
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    i dont want to be there though...i dont WANT a kid. i dont want to have to pay X a month out of my salary to support a kid that im not raising as my own. she lives in pittsburgh, im 10 minutes from philly. i mean i know id have to should this be legit and not a scare, but its just ridiculous to me.

    i was perfectly fine using condoms. for the first time in my life, i wish she hadnt asked me to stop.
    Know how this could have been prevented?

    Don't stick your bare dick into someone who might have teeth in their vagina.

    And to the bolded....REALLY!? Fuck.

    Edit: that'd be like dating a guy who said that he has to punch me across the face every time we have sex, and then I make a thread bitching about missing some teeth. Know how to prevent that? don't let the person punch you in the face, moron.
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    They should put some kind of warning on the boxes saying condoms and Birth Control are not fully effective.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:57 AM   #106
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    Better start saving for college. Oh, wait, you're in college too. That's weird.

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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:58 AM   #107
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    Why do I find this situation hysterical?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:58 AM   #108
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    i dont want to be there though...i dont WANT a kid. i dont want to have to pay X a month out of my salary to support a kid that im not raising as my own. she lives in pittsburgh, im 10 minutes from philly. i mean i know id have to should this be legit and not a scare, but its just ridiculous to me.

    i was perfectly fine using condoms. for the first time in my life, i wish she hadnt asked me to stop.
    OMG this crazy bitch I was tapping was from Pittsburgh...what's wrong with those people. Her name isn't Pamela is it?

    If she is preggers, you don't get to make the decision on whether or not to keep the kid...you can only support your kid and sue her for custody for being crazy...or make something up.

    Moral of the story, she no pregnito
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #109
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    Know how this could have been prevented?

    Don't stick your bare dick into someone who might have teeth in their vagina.

    And to the bolded....REALLY!? Fuck.

    Edit: that'd be like dating a guy who said that he has to punch me across the face every time we have sex, and then I make a thread bitching about missing some teeth. Know how to prevent that? don't let the person punch you in the face, moron.
    Yep. Coulda just slapped a raincoat on ole doctor cocknballs and guess what? No problemo.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #110
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    They should put some kind of warning on the boxes saying condoms and Birth Control are not fully effective.
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    I think I gotta go with Katie on this one. You really should have considered this when she "told" you to stop wearing a rubber. If you're so worried about becoming a early daddy then you got to take precautions man.

    Also, did she take the test yet? I am not backreading such a dumb fucking conversation.
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    They should put some kind of warning on the boxes saying condoms and Birth Control are not fully effective.
    THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN BIG BLOCK LETTERS!!!!

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    Why do I find this situation hysterical?
    Because you laugh at the fact that the gene pool just got a bit more shallow.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #113
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    at this thread.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #114
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    I just get the biggest kick out of guys who don't use a condom because their girlfriend says they don't have to (at age 20. are you serious!? everyone is moronic at that age), and then when the BC doesn't work, she's the bitch.

    BC is what, like 95% effective? So, if you bang out 100 times with no condom, 5 of those times could result in getting a bun in the oven.

    Good lord, people.
    her BC is 97-99%. a condom is 98%. the exact same.

    this is like us fucking, me knowing there is a hole in my condom, still telling her its good and using it anyway, and then busting inside of her.

    would that be her fault or mine?
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    i dont want to be there though...i dont WANT a kid. i dont want to have to pay X a month out of my salary to support a kid that im not raising as my own. she lives in pittsburgh, im 10 minutes from philly. i mean i know id have to should this be legit and not a scare, but its just ridiculous to me.

    i was perfectly fine using condoms. for the first time in my life, i wish she hadnt asked me to stop.

    What did you learrrrrrn?
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    Why do I find this situation hysterical?
    Because it is?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:00 PM   #117
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    i'd say once penetration is made there is an understood signing of a moral contract that whatever comes from that is the responsibility of all parties involved.

    unless it is an awkward threesome where some guy pays $50 bucks to watch, he is immune from said contract and bears no responsibility
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    at this thread.
    I can't stop laughing. Fucking lolocaust over here.
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    her BC is 97-99%. a condom is 98%. the exact same.

    this is like us fucking, me knowing there is a hole in my condom, still telling her its good and using it anyway, and then busting inside of her.

    would that be her fault or mine?
    If she's not on BC, it's just as much hers as it is yours...
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    Well you can kiss your band goodbye....

    That sucks too cause you were awesome.
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