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Old 10-15-2012, 08:01 AM   #301
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Re: Fleshlight?

oh dear. how did i end up in this thread?
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    oh dear. how did i end up in this thread?
    because you wanna buy a fleshlight?
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    Old 10-15-2012, 09:26 PM   #303
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    oh dear. how did i end up in this thread?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNnCcmPSvj8
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    Old 10-16-2012, 03:23 AM   #304
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    Funny fleshlight story: I manage an office that employs around 120 mostly college-aged kids. Occasionally, someone (current or former employee) will get their email hacked and we'll get some spam from them to our company email address. One such incident happened recently where a kid who used to work for us must've gotten some kinda virus that sent emails to a handful of people in his address book, which included us.

    The email itself was blank, just a subject that said "Found interesting opportunity". But what was funny was that the first recipient of the email was customerservice@fleshlight.com
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    Old 10-17-2012, 09:08 AM   #305
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    i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.
    Looks like we're in uncharted waters then.
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    http://weknowmemes.com/2011/10/final...is-on-its-way/

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    Re: Fleshlight?

    So after reading this thread and having the last 11 years to sleep on it, I have decided to make the purchase! I make real money now, why shouldn't I spoil myself. Anyone have and tips on how to make the initial approach? How different is the walk of shame the next day from the real thing? For those who have the experience, would you recommend using a condom to be safe?

    Also, quick question, I doubt it is a real risk, but has anyone accidentally grabbed this in the middle of the night instead of a real flashlight? If so, what was the result?

    Thanks in advance for any guidance you can provide me with this exciting decision I have made!
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    So after reading this thread and having the last 11 years to sleep on it, I have decided to make the purchase! I make real money now, why shouldn't I spoil myself. Anyone have and tips on how to make the initial approach? How different is the walk of shame the next day from the real thing? For those who have the experience, would you recommend using a condom to be safe?

    Also, quick question, I doubt it is a real risk, but has anyone accidentally grabbed this in the middle of the night instead of a real flashlight? If so, what was the result?

    Thanks in advance for any guidance you can provide me with this exciting decision I have made!
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    Old 06-21-2020, 07:01 PM   #309
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    how did i miss this thread when it was made?
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    how did i miss this thread when it was made?
    I also missed it the first time around and happened upon it a few days ago, hence my topping it. What an amazing back read this thread was; I had to add to it even if I was 8-11 years late.
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