I need a DMB STD!!!

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

That's because you're gay, not because of your lunch choice.

oh. well ok. nevermind then.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

oh. well ok. nevermind then.

What a pussy. You didn't even stand up for yourself.

[breckbrew]

What's Laura's favorite DMB song?

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Laura hates DMB and routinely makes fun of me for liking it.

She's leaving btw guys. My boss told her she needs to have a new job by October

[Rebecca De Mornay]

You know what's a really good DMB song though? You Never Know. Ive been listening to it more recently

[rconverse]

Fuck OMax. No wonder their revenues are shit.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Did Mitt Romney found Office Max or was that someone else?

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Laura hates DMB and routinely makes fun of me for liking it.

She's leaving btw guys. My boss told her she needs to have a new job by October

Say it ain't so! You guys are screwed for lunch now.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

ants is hindering my quota. I might be getting fired. thanks balloon knots. It's all your fault.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Say it ain't so! You guys are screwed for lunch now.

yeah we just hired a new intern today though - he's on his way to jimmy johns right now

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Fuck OMax. No wonder their revenues are shit.

Because they partner with third party companies that have mth-heads as employees?

[smudge1]

Italian sausage gives me gas.

[ji/\/\ithing]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Do it. You won't do it.

this.

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Should I post a pic of my peen?

not this.

Originally Posted by OlivePoet

Aww, is this what happened to you after the dickinachain incident?

Originally Posted by rconverse

Fuck OMax. No wonder their revenues are shit.

you should burn that fucking place down.

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

ants is hindering my quota. I might be getting fired. thanks balloon knots. It's all your fault.

sweet. Ants - 2, gainful employment - 0

Originally Posted by smudge1

Italian sausage gives me gas.

srsly. it's so good though.

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

ants is hindering my quota. I might be getting fired. thanks balloon knots. It's all your fault.

Get your shit together son!!!!

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

ants is hindering my quota. I might be getting fired. thanks balloon knots. It's all your fault.

What do you do for work?

Have you tried showing them your improved post count since your numbers went to shit? They'd probably be pretty impressed.

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Fuck OMax. No wonder their revenues are shit.

I shop at Staples if that makes you feel any better.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Who can honestly say they shop at OfficeMax anyways? Everyone whose anyone goes to Staples

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

ants is hindering my quota. I might be getting fired. thanks balloon knots. It's all your fault.

lol u scrock?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

Who can honestly say they shop at OfficeMax anyways? Everyone whose anyone goes to Office Depot

Fixed FTW

[Beefsteak1138]

Do people even shop at office supply stores?

[Rebecca De Mornay]

What's up Katie B?!!?!

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Fixed FTW

only a whore would shop at Office Depot

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Do people even shop at office supply stores?

The last time I was in one was to purchase 50/50 raffle tickets because I couldn't find them anywhere else.

[TempHelpNeeded]

LeeAnne and Ryan next week!!!

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

I shop at Staples if that makes you feel any better.

It does. 8

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by TempHelpNeeded

LeeAnne and Glen next week!!!

fyp.

What an asshole.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

What's up Katie B?!!?!

Greetings and salutations. I've been semi-busy today at work because I'm off today and some doucher let that fact slip out. Fail.

sup with yuns?

Originally Posted by schreiber89

only a whore would shop at Office Depot

I order from there for work, dickbag.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

dickbag - good word

Nothing really - just ate some lunch - got to do a call at 1 but not really motivated to start on anything else before then

[Beefsteak1138]

I ate me some chinese food for lunch.

[/cool story]

edit: I'm an asshole. I was supposed to meet my Dad for lunch, and totally forgot.

[/cooler story]

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by schreiber89

dickbag - good word

Nothing really - just ate some lunch - got to do a call at 1 but not really motivated to start on anything else before then

hahah bag of dicks.
yeah, don't start any thing before that, f'realz.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

I ate me some chinese food for lunch.

[/cool story]

edit: I'm an asshole. I was supposed to meet my Dad for lunch, and totally forgot.

I watched Zoolander last night and laughed pretty hard at the random "Cool Story, Hansel" part.