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sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:13 AM

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Madame Beef Curtain!

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:14 AM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

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siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:15 AM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Walken?

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OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:15 AM

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

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I heard this as Hudak telling it.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:15 AM

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^ YES! Lee, I think I nearly cried when I first heard that one.

I think I did, too. I've been telling people that joke for 2-3 years now. LOL. You really have to have the right sense of humour to laugh at it.

The other joke I love is the muffins in the oven.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:16 AM

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I heard this as Hudak telling it.

I just stole it. It's his favourite joke.

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:16 AM

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I think I did, too. I've been telling people that joke for 2-3 years now. LOL. You really have to have the right sense of humour to laugh at it.

The other joke I love is the muffins in the oven.

What the fuck? A talking muffin?!

siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:17 AM

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

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siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:17 AM

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Madame Beef Curtain!

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You two never noticed this? I've had it up there for awhile now.

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:18 AM

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

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OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:18 AM

I picture Joe cuddling his Bear, rocking back and forth, and crying as he reads all of this.

siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:19 AM

I can't wait till people backread.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:20 AM

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You two never noticed this? I've had it up there for awhile now.

In all honesty, the only time I have posted on Ants in the past couple of weeks (besides my reports on Paris) was from my phone on the bus on the way to work or on my way home. When I post from my phone, I can't see avatars, user titles, sigs, etc.

siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:21 AM

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In all honesty, the only time I have posted on Ants in the past couple of weeks (besides my reports on Paris) was from my phone on the bus on the way to work or on my way home. When I post from my phone, I can't see avatars, user titles, sigs, etc.

Ah okay, that makes sense.

william.hosking · 02-28-2009, 10:22 AM

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I picture Joe cuddling his Bear, rocking back and forth, and crying as he reads all of this.

Nah. I take it all in stride. I don't really find any humor in the pedophilia jokes, but they don't gross me out or anything like that.

Bear has been begging to go to Target for the past hour though. He's also been requesting we listen to Dave and singing along with The Vandals.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:24 AM

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I picture Joe cuddling his Bear, rocking back and forth, and crying as he reads all of this.

There are a LOT of inappropriate jokes I could make in response to this. I mean, you left it wide open. Teddy bears, clown mouth, pitch fork. The possibilities are endless.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:25 AM

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Bear has been begging to go to Target for the past hour though. He's also been requesting we listen to Dave and singing along with The Vandals.

You should take him for a ride, then, Joe.

siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:25 AM

Alright time for me to watch lecture. Have a great Saturday everyone!!

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:27 AM

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There are a LOT of inappropriate jokes I could make in response to this. I mean, you left it wide open. Teddy bears, clown mouth, pitch fork. The possibilities are endless.

That's what I was hoping for!

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:28 AM

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You should take him for a ride, then, Joe.

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:29 AM

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Alright time for me to watch lecture. Have a great Saturday everyone!!

Don't suck any 12-year-old dicks on your way to the parking lot!

william.hosking · 02-28-2009, 10:30 AM

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Nah. I take it all in stride. I don't really find any humor in the pedophilia jokes, but they don't gross me out or anything like that.

Allow me to amend my statement:

As long as they are not directly involving my son, these types of jokes don't bother me.

siserilla · 02-28-2009, 10:30 AM

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Don't suck any 12-year-old dicks on your way to the parking lot!

Luckily my lecture is online so I don't have to go too far, I can suck a 12 year-old dick from the comfort of my own home.

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:31 AM

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Luckily my lecture is online so I don't have to go too far, I can suck a 12 year-old dick from the comfort of my own home.

My sister just asked me what was so funny. I didn't tell her.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:36 AM

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Allow me to amend my statement:

As long as they are not directly involving my son, these types of jokes don't bother me.

Parents. Always playing favourites.

sunshower · 02-28-2009, 10:39 AM

I feel really lazy today. I might like to go shopping but I also might like to nap and do absolutely fuck all.

william.hosking · 02-28-2009, 10:43 AM

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Parents. Always playing favourites.

You should get that checked before it spreads.

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I feel really lazy today. I might like to go shopping but I also might like to nap and do absolutely fuck all.

I am gonna go to Target soon!

How far are you and Ryan with Lost? I have been away for a while.

enigma1434 · 02-28-2009, 10:45 AM

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Are they great ass jeans? :taps

Oh, they are. :sticksassoutfortap

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I didn't activate it yet, but instead of a star, we have a tiny diaper.

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This is not something that The Innocent One would allow.

The Innocent One could also be Cassie. Anal is for whores.

And wow, I was eating lunch during the pedophilia outbreak. Perhaps that's a good thing.

OlivePoet · 02-28-2009, 10:45 AM

Speaking of outbreaks, how's your vagina?

enigma1434 · 02-28-2009, 10:45 AM

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I feel really lazy today. I might like to go shopping but I also might like to nap and do absolutely fuck all.

I say you do whatever sounds good. You've earned it!

And whatever you decide, do a little for me too! I could used some nothing and/or shopping.

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