Handicap stall?

[dre2142]

handicap stalls. have never seen a handicapped person use the one on our floor

and i like being as far away as whoever is in the next stall to me as possible

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by dre2142

and i like being as far away as whoever is in the next stall to me as possible

Def this no matter what.

[recentlyJTR41]

I'll use stall or handicap.

[cazzie34]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

handicap stall in our office is not only bigger, it's separated by a real wall from the other stalls, making it by far the best option

That means everyone is using that one.

My new rule is to use the work toilet with the worst soft factors (location, partitions etc) because no one uses that one. Nothing worse than sitting down on a warm seat.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by cazzie34

That means everyone is using that one.

My new rule is to use the work toilet with the worst soft factors (location, partitions etc) because no one uses that one. Nothing worse than sitting down on a warm seat.

Not according to some.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...chooldays.html

The power structure, however, lent itself to abuse. Boazers had only to yell “Faaag!” at the top of their voice and every fag within earshot would drop what he was doing and run towards the prefect. The last to get there had to perform whatever task the senior boy required of him. There was almost no limit to what a boazer could request. One service, commonly demanded of the younger boys in winter, was to heat the wooden seats of the outside lavatories by sitting on them, bare-bottomed.

[dontdrink36]

Handicap stall all the way. I have Cerebral Palsy, though it's incredibly minor, no one would know I had it if I didn't mention it. So technically I'm handicapped, therefore it's designed for me!

[smudge1]

Handicap stalls are great to fuck in.
Leg bars..toilet paper dispenser..
So many options.

[Tiduwho]

Whatever stall is furthest away from the entrance and maximizing distance away from other potential shitters and pissers. Handicap stall is usually a good choice. Dont live in a city, and dont see many handicapped people around other than like Walmart.

Always use a cover or make a TP throne. Sometimes drop a thin layer into the water first. Protects against splashback, and just sinks in, so there is no "waste sitting on top of TP exposed to air" or whatever that concern was.

[rconverse]

Kudos to the folks that don't use the handicap stall just because it's designated for individuals with disabilities. You're 100% better people than me.

[jjr4884]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

Yeah but then doesn't the poop just kinda float on top of the TP? Human shit exposed to the air is one of the most vile smelling things on the planet, I am firmly out on any method that even remotely potentially creates that situation.

Actually no, doesn't float but once the first shit dropping is in the water, you now have a permanent buffer for the next shit fragment to fall on. What you want to avoid is just an open anus bucket of water waiting for a "kerplunk" followed by the inevitable water-to-ass pucker/shivers

[jjr4884]

Also - for those who aren't handicap - in most cases, the handicap toilet is taller, which isn't optimal for pewping. You want to be in the lowest position possible. I feel absolutely no need to discuss this further, google it or look up the squaty pottie commercials

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by jjr4884

Also - for those who aren't handicap - in most cases, the handicap toilet is taller, which isn't optimal for pewping. You want to be in the lowest position possible. I feel absolutely no need to discuss this further, google it or look up the squaty pottie commercials

Time to shut this bitch down.

[GSUdawg521]

Handicap stall at my office, we don't really have handicapped people come around much. Like others mentioned it's also just furthest from other people. If you take the first one at my office, it's right next to the urinal most people use. There are 2 and one is higher. Feels weird being so close to someone peeing. If I'm doing the peeing and someone is sitting in that stall I feel weird, like I'm gonna accidentally piss on their shoes or something.

[M. Steng]

What kind of poops are people taking where a violent water splashback is an ever-present concern?

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

What kind of poops are people taking where a violent water splashback is an ever-present concern?

It isnt, pretty rare, but not much reason to risk. It serves a secondary purpose as well as a sound dampener.

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by cazzie34

That means everyone is using that one.

My new rule is to use the work toilet with the worst soft factors (location, partitions etc) because no one uses that one. Nothing worse than sitting down on a warm seat.

maybe, but it's so much better that it cancels out. the other two stalls are very narrow and you feel like you're right out in the open of the rest of the bathroom

[Dave G]

Originally Posted by Arby

don't want to use an area designated for handicapped individuals; Handicap stall is almost always better (so spacious!)

I never worried too much about it until that one time there was a disabled guy waiting for that stall when I came out.
I don't know what was going through my head at the time, but instead of saying "Sorry" I seemed to develop a very bad limp

[jcc522]

I use whichever one looks cleanest and has toilet paper.

[jcc522]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

What kind of poops are people taking where a violent water splashback is an ever-present concern?

I avoid pooping in public as much as possible. That means that if I must poop in public, it’s because it’s an emergency/gonna be bad.

[M. Steng]

Originally Posted by jcc522

I avoid pooping in public as much as possible. That means that if I must poop in public, it’s because it’s an emergency/gonna be bad.

Why? My brother is the same way and I never understood it. If nature calls, I'm gonna answer. Life's too short to uncomfortably hold in your poops.

It's obviously preferable to play on your home turf, but the ability to win on the road separates the pretenders from the contenders, or so they say.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

Why? My brother is the same way and I never understood it. If nature calls, I'm gonna answer. Life's too short to uncomfortably hold in your poops.



It's obviously preferable to play on your home turf, but the ability to win on the road separates the pretenders from the contenders, or so they say.

Thank you for this free art.

[Gene Parmesan]

Poop Champ?

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

Why? My brother is the same way and I never understood it. If nature calls, I'm gonna answer. Life's too short to uncomfortably hold in your poops.

It's obviously preferable to play on your home turf, but the ability to win on the road separates the pretenders from the contenders, or so they say.

This post wins the day and it's still pretty early. Between this and your posts in the Trump thread, you're on fire today.

[M. Steng]

Originally Posted by snow1868

This post wins the day and it's still pretty early. Between this and your posts in the Trump thread, you're on fire today.

Thank you friend. Got a great night's sleep last night, that might have something to do with it

If only I could channel this level of productivity toward my actual job, then we'd be onto something.

[Lee3691]

The dream is to have a private bathroom at work...

[mr. testaverde]

had to use the handicap stall today, all the others were being used

[Lee3691]

Also had to use the handicap stall today - it was open

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by Lee3691

The dream is to have a private bathroom at work...

including a hidden door, like jack donaghy's

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

including a hidden door, like jack donaghy's

And a “lock the door” button hidden in my desk, for, you know, convenience.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

And a “lock the door” button hidden in my desk, for, you know, convenience.

A Matt Lauer button?