The Top Sheet

[dmbfan1011]

Originally Posted by simplelife08

Interestingly enough I used a top sheet growing up (probably because my mom bought my bedding) but my girlfriend refuses to use one now. Strange gender reversal there but I don't sweat and our sexual interactions are incredibly clean-almost in a clinical sense. No emotion, minimal ejaculate, always just me

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

Just busted out laughing in the middle of my office.

^^ Same here

[ThatLetter]

Originally Posted by Timebomb07

I don't get this at all. How do they parallel?

People are claiming top sheets aren't necessary because they're covered with something else, a duvet for example. Do those people think, Why cover my balls and ass with another article of clothing if I'm already wearing pants on top?

[JCpatriot66]

Originally Posted by opshannon

People are claiming top sheets aren't necessary because they're covered with something else, a duvet for example. Do those people think, Why cover my balls and ass with another article of clothing if I'm already wearing pants on top?

Last I checked, my comforter was soft as fuck and my Levi's are a tad more rough on my giblets. And I sleep in underwear anyway, so I don't really understand the issue.

[lockman21]

There are few words that make me cringe by just hearing them.

Ejaculate is one of them.

[simplelife08]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

I have never had a stronger desire to sig something then I did your earlier post in this thread.

I laughed again this morning when I back read.

always happy to please the mods

[TodFiddle]

This is how I sandwich myself at night:

Comforter
Sheet
Me
Fitted Matress Sheet

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Squee, right?

It was actually a mutual friend of ours. One of Squee's housemates at the time. No top sheet.

[coldengrey12]

Originally Posted by MPizzle06

I can't have anything tucked into the bed while sleeping. Hotels are the worst - I don't know how they do it or why they do it, but they tuck like 3 sheets and 2 blankets into the bed. It's like a fucking prison.

I'm the exact opposite. I love that shit tucked in tight as fuck.

Not a top sheeter. I wash my sheets on the regular instead.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by JCpatriot66

Last I checked, my comforter was soft as fuck and my Levi's are a tad more rough on my giblets. And I sleep in underwear anyway, so I don't really understand the issue.

sucker. freeballin is the only way to go.

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by coldengrey12

I'm the exact opposite. I love that shit tucked in tight as fuck.

Not a top sheeter. I wash my sheets on the regular instead.

Once dated a girl that insisted on having sheets tucked in.

It didn't last long.

[coldengrey12]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

freeballin is the only way to go.

Fuckin' right.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by coldengrey12

Fuckin' right.

Once I started it, I never even considered going back. Except if I'm at a friend's house or whatever. But, I can't stand sleeping with clothes on now. Fuckin a it's awesome.

[aclark0622]

I rock the top sheet because it aids in cocoon construction throughout the evening

[tyler3440]

Of corse I use a top sheet. I sleep with the comforter on as well because I like to be warm.

[tyler3440]

I don't give a shit but my bottom sheet smells of sweat a bit. Lol. It doesn't stink so bad but if you stick your noes to the sheet you can smell a little stench. I like it tho. It smells good to me . The Sheets need washing soon lol.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by coldengrey12

I'm the exact opposite. I love that shit tucked in tight as fuck.

Not a top sheeter. I wash my sheets on the regular instead.

What the fuck does washing your sheets have to do with using a top sheet

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Of corse I use a top sheet. I sleep with the comforter on as well because I like to be warm.

How the fuck did you find this thread to top it?

Jesus.

[dmbetc]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

I don't give a shit but my bottom sheet smells of sweat a bit. Lol. It doesn't stink so bad but if you stick your noes to the sheet you can smell a little stench. I like it tho. It smells good to me . The Sheets need washing soon lol.

There are some things in life you just shouldn't admit Tyler.

Example A is above.

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

How the fuck did you find this thread to top it?

Jesus.

Through sheldonlevene's amazing sig

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by dmbetc

There are some things in life you just shouldn't admit Tyler.

Example A is above.

Yes but I'm admitting it to a bunch of people will likely never meet in my entire life. I keep it real on ants

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by dmbetc

There are some things in life you just shouldn't admit Tyler.



Example A is above.

No that's example B. By far. example A was a few months ago. Do you need a refresher?

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

No that's example B. By far. example A was a few months ago. Do you need a refresher?

I don't think she needs a reminder

[scrock25]

shit apples

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Yes but I'm admitting it to a bunch of people will likely never meet in my entire life. I keep it real on ants

When keeping it real goes wrong.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by rconverse

When keeping it real goes wrong.

Originally Posted by scrock25

shit apples

Originally Posted by tyler3440

I don't think she needs a reminder