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Originally Posted by mandy18
Obviously, your tailgate wasn't organized by a girl.
I always take toilet paper when I tailgate. Porta potties frequently run out of paper.
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It was just me and my future wife on vacation. Like I said, it was the 2nd night of Mansfield, so the TP had been used up the first night. We didn't even think about it beforehand, and I didn't get the volcano shits until we parked and started drinking. Since then, I've always had a spare roll of TP in my car at all times.
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Originally Posted by TheLastPig
having diarrhea in a portopotty might be a fate worse than death
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Yeah it's pretty awful. We started walking to the show and I couldn't make it 3-4 steps without stopping to clench. My stomach has never been in that much pain outside of the appendectomy I had as a kid. I made it to one of the porta johns in an empty part of the parking lot and there was a tiny bit of toilet paper still on a roll on the ground. I'm not a religious person, but at that moment, God was real.