Chick Fil A Labor Day Giveaway

[JRod1229]

Originally Posted by Jake

Again, you're using flawed logic because clearly you've never had chick fil a.

if you could fuck Megan Fox once for free, and drive 50 miles to do it 6 more times, you'd do it.

Well played good sir. Well played.


Also, just started recently eating the sausage biscuit there.. it's damn good. And I mean damn good.

[Jake]

If I go into malls, I could hit 12 chick fil a's. dragging a kid along doubles the order. potentially 24 free chick fil a sandwiches. if I drag all 3 kids to all locations, 48. take the wife, 60 free chick fil a sandwiches.


it could be, just above the birth of my children, the greatest day of my life.


incidentally, went to the Chick Fil A in Naples, the Friday of the WPB show, and the girl said, "Welcome to free friday chicken biscuit day. would you like a free chicken biscuit?"


Yes. Yes I would. And I love you.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Jake, I think you and I are Chick-Fil-A soulmates. My love is for the waffle fries, though. Mainly because they are optimum shape and size for scooping a huge amount of ketchup.

Also, my friend, Adrienne, and I are huge lovers of Chick-Fil-A and her mom asked if we wanted her to get us anything. We said "oh hell yes", and that dumb ho showed up with GRILLED sandwiches.

What is this bullshit. (Yes, I called my friend's mom a 'ho" because it's a funny drunk joke.)

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by Jake

If I go into malls, I could hit 12 chick fil a's. dragging a kid along doubles the order. potentially 24 free chick fil a sandwiches. if I drag all 3 kids to all locations, 48. take the wife, 60 free chick fil a sandwiches.


it could be, just above the birth of my children, the greatest day of my life.


incidentally, went to the Chick Fil A in Naples, the Friday of the WPB show, and the girl said, "Welcome to free friday chicken biscuit day. would you like a free chicken biscuit?"


Yes. Yes I would. And I love you.

Hahaha! How do they make any money? They're always giving away stuff. Also, Chick Fil A has the nicest employees of the fast food chains.

[SoRight24]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Jake, I think you and I are Chick-Fil-A soulmates. My love is for the waffle fries, though. Mainly because they are optimum shape and size for scooping a huge amount of ketchup.

Putting ketchup on Chick-Fil-A waffle fries should be illegal.

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Jake, I think you and I are Chick-Fil-A soulmates. My love is for the waffle fries, though. Mainly because they are optimum shape and size for scooping a huge amount of ketchup.

I like to fold mine like a slice of thin-crust pizza for maximum scoopage.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

I like to fold mine like a slice of thin-crust pizza for maximum scoopage.

*swoon*

I think I just jizzed in my pants. You, sir, are a genius and have learned the optimum ketchup scooping strategy.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Hahaha! How do they make any money? They're always giving away stuff. Also, Chick Fil A has the nicest employees of the fast food chains.

probably because they never work sundays.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by SoRight24

Putting ketchup on Chick-Fil-A waffle fries should be illegal.

Your face should be illegal. As should you being allowed to talk.

[JRod1229]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Jake, I think you and I are Chick-Fil-A soulmates. My love is for the waffle fries, though. Mainly because they are optimum shape and size for scooping a huge amount of ketchup.

Also, my friend, Adrienne, and I are huge lovers of Chick-Fil-A and her mom asked if we wanted her to get us anything. We said "oh hell yes", and that dumb ho showed up with GRILLED sandwiches.

What is this bullshit. (Yes, I called my friend's mom a 'ho" because it's a funny drunk joke.)

Chargrilled sandwiches are good there... dont hate, really good stuff.

I cannot WAIT for them to take the fried spicy sandwhich national so I can get it here in Atlanta. Should be soon.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by SoRight24

Putting ketchup on Chick-Fil-A waffle fries should be illegal.

Agree.

Chick Fil A or Buffalo Sauce for the fries.

but us experts know that the Carrot & Raisin salad is the way to do it. Fries are for rookies.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by JRod1229

Chargrilled sandwiches are good there... dont hate, really good stuff.

I cannot WAIT for them to take the fried spicy sandwhich national so I can get it here in Atlanta. Should be soon.

Oh, the grilled one is fine, no problem, but when Adri and I say "we want chick-fil-a" we want the crispy sandwich. Her mom was like "well, I know you girls are doing the gym a lot and working hard so I thought you wanted this!" Her mom was just being really nice and doing us a favor by getting us lunch, but us hungry fat girls wanted the crispy one and not the grileld one.

We pulled rank and banned her from getting Chick-Fil-A for us ever again right on the spot.

[cpxc.]

do i get anything if i wear this?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Jake

Agree.

Chick Fil A or Buffalo Sauce for the fries.

but us experts know that the Carrot & Raisin salad is the way to do it. Fries are for rookies.

You bite your tongue!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

do i get anything if i wear this?

You get to keep your virginity.

[cpxc.]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

You get to keep your virginity.

virgin 4 life

ROCK AND ROLL

[Jake]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Oh, the grilled one is fine, no problem, but when Adri and I say "we want chick-fil-a" we want the crispy sandwich. Her mom was like "well, I know you girls are doing the gym a lot and working hard so I thought you wanted this!" Her mom was just being really nice and doing us a favor by getting us lunch, but us hungry fat girls wanted the crispy one and not the grileld one.

We pulled rank and banned her from getting Chick-Fil-A for us ever again right on the spot.

You know Adri's mom called you fat, right?

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

*swoon*

I think I just jizzed in my pants. You, sir, are a genius and have learned the optimum ketchup scooping strategy.

Wow! What would you say if I told you Tom Brady taught me that technique?

[mattyande]

Originally Posted by Jake

Again, you're using flawed logic because clearly you've never had chick fil a.

if you could fuck Megan Fox once for free, and drive 50 miles to do it 6 more times, you'd do it.

Haha... I've had Chick-Fil-A...

If I could fuck Megan Fox once for free, and then give her $12 to do it 6 more times where we were instead of driving 50 miles, I'd probably go for that option...

Maybe I care too much about driving around because I live in a horrible place to have to drive...

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Jake

You know Adri's mom called you fat, right?

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Wow! What would you say if I told you Tom Brady taught me that technique?

I'd have to find your age, and if you're old enough, your address so we could do it.

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I'd have to find your age, and if you're old enough, your address so we could do it.

Haha!

[breckbrew]

Anyone else ever pretend like they were planning an event and ordered a tray of nuggets but really just kept it to yourself?


No? Me neither.

[Jake]

I like when I get the double "my pleasure" out of em.

example:

server: thank you, your total is $7.53, and it will be my pleasure to serve you at the window.

me: thank you.

server: my pleasure


double 'my pleasure' FTW

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Anyone else ever pretend like they were planning an event and ordered a tray of nuggets but really just kept it to yourself?


No? Me neither.

"All my friends asked me to come by and pick up all this food! How'd I get roped into this!?!??!"

No, not sure what you mean.

Heh. Jake likes double the pleasure.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Anyone else ever pretend like they were planning an event and ordered a tray of nuggets but really just kept it to yourself?


No? Me neither.

Yes


Um... I mean no. no indeed.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

"All my friends asked me to come by and pick up all this food! How'd I get roped into this!?!??!"

No, not sure what you mean.

Heh. Jake likes double the pleasure.

Disney influence.

only Chick Fil A doesn't h8 teh Juwes

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Jake

Disney influence.

only Chick Fil A doesn't h8 teh Juwes

what the hell?

[breckbrew]

Originally Posted by Jake

I like when I get the double "my pleasure" out of em.

example:

server: thank you, your total is $7.53, and it will be my pleasure to serve you at the window.

me: thank you.

server: my pleasure


double 'my pleasure' FTW

I feel like at some point, I'm going to walk in there and they will hand-feed me and fan me with giant leaves.

[thedrumster12]

NC State had a free on campus concert (josh gracin, not bad if you like country) and i managed to scoop up about 10 free chicken sandwich coupons that they were handing out. Yes i know i'm good.

[SoRight24]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

Anyone else ever pretend like they were planning an event and ordered a tray of nuggets but really just kept it to yourself?


No? Me neither.