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Originally Posted by thehammer316
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Yes - my screen name is sbuzzz - I an I - DUI story?
Buddy and I went for spring break to Phoenix area years ago. I like to golf, my friend could care less.
Night before our tee time, we imbibed too much JD and showed up late for our tee time, slightly hungover. On the 2nd hole, we were asked to leave due to slowing up the tee times behind us, not slow play, just being late.
No big deal, have a drink or two and onto the next course.
We find another place and this time are about to tee off on hole #4 when the ranger comes over and requests that we leave due to my friend not following the dress code (he just had a t-shirt on) After pointing out that this is the same clothes he was wearing in the bar, clubhouse and past the first hole starter and no one gave a rats ass then, security was summoned and we were escorted away.
Onto course #3. I admit, we were more than a little drunk by the time we started golfing here, but they still let us play and tee off. My friend may have found it more fun to aim towards houses located on the side of the course than the actual flag (his theory, the ball doesn't go where he aims it anyway), and there is a chance there was some cart tracks in the sand, so on hole #5 we were forcibly removed.
We then decided to not golf anymore that day and stay focused on drinking. My friend states that is the day he retired from golf and has not swung a club in the past 13 years.