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Old 09-15-2020, 11:59 AM   #430531
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im really not kidding.

i mean im not saying he's not fit to be a father but that option should seriously be embraced way more often.

look at the garbage walking on this planet, im sure the majority of those people came from planned pregnancies
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i fucking wish.
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scorck do you have a pool in your back yard?
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just wondering if maybe that's what the documentary blackfish is about.

because quite frankly, if it's actually about seaworld, those people have never been. I've visited on multiple occasions and it has been nothing but a rocking time for all parties involved.
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wait, that's what blackfish is about?
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:: taps mic ::

this thing on?
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it's about orca's in captivity.

it was a scrock fat joke, ok? with a chaser of "does andy really like seaworld that much?????"

later.
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holy crap diaf stands for die in a fire?
my mind is blown, but that actually makes more sense
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I honestly thought it was "dude is a freak" all this time
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haha

ya, "rodey go dude is a freak" makes enough sense not to inquire further.
i see how you could have missed that howell.
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nikki's getting n00dz and i'm not?
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am I banned? can read everything just can't post
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just enjoy it bridge, I know we will
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doby posting in the blender thread
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that moment when you get an audio message from Adam and it's just him breathing

fuck that was hot
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i can't fathom what that would do to me
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kicking the tires on Alpine

if we can keep keyz from posting & reminding me that he's going i just might pull the trigger
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I wish RDM would pop in and spew some unabashed hate towards someone. Feels like just the kick in the nuts this Thread needs.
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no joke. maybe some q's would help in the meantime
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why don't you sack up and do it yourself you fucking peters twin.
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Bristow is vacation more like gaycation `
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I am usually not like this, but go fuck yourself.
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We're staying in Chantilly.
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    Thanks Howell. I needed that.
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    Old 09-16-2020, 09:40 AM   #430533
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    Old 09-16-2020, 01:51 PM   #430534
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    Wait........ yup, it's Tuesday
    Great multi quote Hard to believe I never posted once in this fucking thread

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    Old 09-17-2020, 10:41 AM   #430535
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    Of course I took a half day and LM shows up.

    Morning everyone.
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    Old 09-17-2020, 01:16 PM   #430536
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    Great multi quote Hard to believe I never posted once in this fucking thread

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    also HI!
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    Old 09-17-2020, 02:05 PM   #430537
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    Hey Nikki. Any new pics of the baby to share?
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    Old 09-17-2020, 10:20 PM   #430538
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    Great multi quote Hard to believe I never posted once in this fucking thread

    Jesus Christ
    Lol, sorry brotini. You've been a fixture in several of my other installments.
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    Old 09-18-2020, 08:22 AM   #430539
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    Old 09-21-2020, 09:14 AM   #430540
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    Good morning all. Hope you had a nice weekend.
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    Old 09-22-2020, 12:32 PM   #430541
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    Morning LM.

    Got rear-ended yesterday. Thanks Obama.

    Some chick also hit my car from behind.
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    jesus the hut, h2piss still posts here?
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    you know what's great about wisconsin bros?

    all dat dairy-air
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    Space between just ended on Pop2K for all you SiriusXM heads
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    Remember when Sirius tried a DMB station for a little bit?

    Pretty funny how quickly they realized how much that was not needed.
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    jfc keith if yo'ure gonna make fun of dmb at least do it correctly

    the satellite radio gig was always going to be temporary around the release of away from the world.

    its run was actually extended due to consumer demand

    jfc
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    There really is no incorrect way to shit on DMB as far as I'm concerned.
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    Think of the statement rocking two iWatches would make
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    just got out of the what irritates you thread.

    the idea of spoot grilling teenage girls on whether or not they know who the grateful dead are just gave me a migraine.
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    If you had to cut one out for the rest of your life would it be meat or Internet?
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    easily internet
    I've lived without internet and been just fine, can't say the same for meat.
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    internet most likely, but if i was actually faced with this decision i'd probably rather just die
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    See I think I'd go meat. At this point I'm too caught up in the the net to cut it
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    ugh. i dont know. think im gonna go with neither.
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    not an easy choice but also not that hard.
    id eventually choose internet.
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    probably meat
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    Chicken wings will always be better than the internet
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    momentarily, yes. but the internet is always there.
    and so is its porn.
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    was just thinking "eh id be alright without the web" and imagined myself eating a meatball sub while browsing Vines and boom, im back to square one.
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    Meat by far.

    Anyone saying internet is crazy/lying to themselves. We're becoming more and more dependent on the web for...everything.

    meat vs ants? Lights out, later ants.

    but meat vs internet? Need that www
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    given arby has sent very limited texts to me personally and we only talk on here, i'll go ahead and take a backseat to his obsession with animal proteins. god damn.
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    Let's put the For Sale sign up. Inject some capital into this place
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    im only tied to this thread through the end of the summer as per my contract terms so i dont give a shit what happens to this place financially. one foot out the door bros. one foot out the door.
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    anyone check out the women's championship last night? what a barn burner
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    did the team with the male coach win?


    probably
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    I watched more of it than I could have ever imagined.
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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Tomorrow is your 7 year anniversary on this site dude.
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    Man, April of 08. Freshman year of college. I was doing what every other freshman does in the spring semester of their year, discreetly changing my major from biology to general business
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    hey YNK, what's the seminar for?
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    the seminar is called "covering all the bases"
    it's about avoiding title claims
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    they give you a noose when you walk in
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    What can I say, I get great joy in smashing things.
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    hey ryguy, im going to be back in NYC memorial day weekend for my sisters graduation. we should fuck each other again. that'd be nice.
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    big sourdough fan here
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    Usually buy whole wheat or something healthy when I do buy bread but hey sometimes you have to treat yourself
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    sourdough is unreasonably good.

    everyday i struggle not to eat all of the sourdough.
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    sourdough and donuts.

    once i give up i will be feasting on those fuckers.

    maple glazed donut with eggs coffee and bacon for breakfast
    sourdough bread with roast beef, extra sharp cheddar and horseradish mustard for lunch
    pizza and burritos for dinner
    hot jizz for dessert

    that's a perfect eating day for me
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    Beefy breaks multiple toilets at once

    classic
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    was here for the 5K, saw he wasn't going to post it (then some unsightly scrock-soco banter), decided to check out

    later broz
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    What an arrogant cock you are.

    I mean seriously, in a thread full of arrogant cocks it's really hard to stand out, but you manage.
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    look, I've known scrockz all my life, in The Thread, and you're dead wrong about him. he's a model poster. portly, yes...but smart as a whip!
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    ive never had crawfish. what are they more similar to? corn on the cob or pumpkin pie?
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    I put nutmeg and whipped cream on mine so closer to pumpkin pie
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    looks like it's just you and me, let's say we bang out a few pages?

    anything you've always wanted to know about me? im an open book until 3:04PM ET.
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    Did you bring your lunch to school or eat cafeteria food?
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    depended on whether i was staying with my mom or dad.

    if i was staying with my dad always brought some bogus lunch because he was just a disorganized disaster and hawking $2.50 off him was no picnic.

    my mom always bought, and she would give us like $10 because that's what we told her it cost. still living on that nest egg i built up.
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    Old 09-23-2020, 09:31 AM   #430545
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    Morning all.

    Thanks Howell.
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    Old 09-23-2020, 09:43 AM   #430546
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    keeping going howell

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    Remember "streaks"? jfc
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    Old 09-24-2020, 08:17 AM   #430548
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    Old 09-26-2020, 10:27 AM   #430549
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    QFA: Who would you guys say the best band is who formed post 1999.... aka any band formed in the 2000 or later?
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    for me it goes:

    1. Heartless Bastards (est. 2003)
    2. Laura Marling & Band (est. 2006)
    3. She Keeps Bees (est. 2006)
    4. Allah-Las (est. 2008)
    5. Quilt (est. 2009)
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    got something to say, beefy?
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    Did you get those names from a random band name generator?
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    are you serious? i talk about those bands all the time. i've seen all of them live too, except for Laura who i will be seeing in August
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    I'd piiLb, but other that than I've never heard of those bands. Maybe if I took you off ignore that would help.
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    She Keeps Bees
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    I heard they're the In N out house band.
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    LUNCH:

    Grilled cheese with mushrooms
    Tomato soup
    Veggie smoothy (kale, k-rots, mushroom)
    Glass of water (with a mushroom for flavor)
    Mushroom napkin (I wipe my hands on a mushroom)
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    Arby and I are not good right now.
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    Toyed with the Apple watch a few minutes ago. It was kind of cool. Once I started messing with it I started realizing how much I don't really NEED it and that it's really not a necessary addition to my life at that price*

    *disclaimer: In 2001 I said almost the exact same thing about the iPod while holding up my 500 CD capacity zip binder
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    In 3 years we'll all have one. No doubt in my mind.

    Except Drew. He'll have a Samsung Gear or whatever hgahahaha
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    hahahahahahagag

    "but guys, you can take out the battery!!!!"
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    oh man
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    I'm going to wait until the bugs are worked out Hahahaha I HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH HAH
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    Why spend $500 on something you'll just replace in 2 or 3 years EVERYTHING I OWN IS INSTANTLY SALVAGEABLE AT VERY LITTLE LOSS
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    It's like - why spend 60 bucks on a nice dinner when you're just going to be hungry the VERY NEXT MORNING?!
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    Shouldnt have wasted 15 bucks on Away From The World. DMB will be releasing a new album in a year or so again.
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    Would be a waste even if DMB never released a single piece of music again.
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    RIP........the sax player whos name is escaping me right now
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    I wanna say Trevor?
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    Thanks for the unmentioned mention ryguy. I'm sure you briefly thought of me.

    Just got back from the Masters. Ate like 5 egg salad sandwiches, drank as many beers, made eye contact with Phil, thought I saw Keyz at one point, saw Henrik Stenson snap a club in half, and shook hands with Nail from One Direction. All in all, pretty dope day.
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    ya, that's not even close to what i actually had for breakfast.

    it does sound good though.
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    If I had to pick a breakfast to have everyday forever, it'd be damn close to that. Really nice distribution of flavors.

    Or a big bowl of kix.
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    some guy in cleveland gave me a rice krispies & fruity pebbles pot treat on saturday
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    every great story starts with "some guy in cleveland"

    lol

    edit: NOT.
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    Anyone ever drink on antibiotics before
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    Yea, of course.
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    lunch:

    indian (dot) food

    there was rice involved, that's all I am certain of
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    anyone know how a purchase at poopsenders.com shows up on your CC bill?
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    pizzahut.com
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    hey funk, saw a picture of airbud doing coke over the weekend, thought of you.
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    Jeopardy QFA

    1. A young gun, who just won the masters (and your heart) in 2015
    2. Today's Lunch
    3. Time of the year when broke people shine the most
    4. This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker
    5. A blow to the back of the neck is named for this animal
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    1. Who is Arby?
    2. What is turkey legs?
    3. When is tax season?
    4. What is a whore?
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    yes howell, im going to go out into the garden and use my whore to loosen up the old mulch from last year in the flower beds.

    good lord you are slow.
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    Don't know who the Peter's twins are, but if we're talking real life bro on real life bro sex, I'm definitely in.
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    you should probably check them out.
    they're identical twins that do gay porn together.
    it's actually way better than regular gay porn.
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    I had no idea what to do or how to take care of her but I grew to love that friendly lovable seal dog. I started to freak out because I didnt want to kill her to eat her, but I also knew I couldnt take care of her.

    I guess I went to bed or something in the dream, because I 'woke up' later to find in the kitchen a note from my grandpa (wtf?) saying "I did what I knew you couldnt do." The seal was gone....
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    Had some wicked chili last night so I have been spitting out of my ass all morning. Perfect Tuesday.
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    http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...&postcount=464
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    they would wear visors.
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    Doesnt Ship copy like everything we do?

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    jesus christ.

    lunch time. threw some chicken on the grill. went inside to grab a brewski.
    got caught up watching skip bayless.
    started thinking "damn im hungry".
    heated up last nights leftovers.
    sat on my couch and wallowed for 15-20 minutes. let dogs out. smell chicken cooking. burnt to a crisp.
    lucky to be alive bros.
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    seal it, stamp it and mail it.
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    how is a blonde brownie different from a rich chocolate chip cookie?
    asking for a bro...
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    well one's a brownie and one's a cookie; so there's that aspect
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    choc chip cookie vs regular brownie

    go
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    chocolate content is higher in the brownie, more cake like
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    ok thats great john but which do you prefer god damn
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    Wait til he asks Carter about his kit, bud!
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    can someone give me an extremely brief rundown on Putin and the bad things he's done?
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    im such a big fan of rickyh24 pop ins.
    i wish i knew what we needed to do to make him a permanent resident.

    regardless it just makes me wonder how often he's lurking though, you know? that makes me feel pretty important.
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    posting a pic of rodey's sister.
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    Making fun of Pitts ethnicity is one thing but mine? I'm not cool when it's mine
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    Who farted in your cheerios?
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    Old 09-26-2020, 10:32 AM   #430550
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    Not making that multi-quote is just affirmation that I was a fuck up in this thread.
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    Old 09-26-2020, 01:42 PM   #430551
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    Lol, you were close this time. There was a good penis joke in there but I went a different direction.
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    Old 09-26-2020, 11:34 PM   #430552
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    Morning bros! Can't wait til Friday.

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    If Dave said you could write the setlist for a show if you let Rashawn ride your face, bareback, would you do it?
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    Sup Howell
    Rodney special. This was over 48 hours
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    Old 09-27-2020, 12:17 AM   #430553
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    Shit Howell, thanks for indulging me! Hope all is well.
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    Old 09-28-2020, 10:53 AM   #430554
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    Morning everyone.

    Thanks Howell.
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    Old 09-28-2020, 11:28 AM   #430555
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    Morning Spell.
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    Old 09-28-2020, 11:34 AM   #430556
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    How's it going Smudgie? Staying safe and rona free?
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    Old 09-28-2020, 11:43 AM   #430557
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    Doing well Spell. Thanks for asking. No COVID for me.
    Hope you’re doing the same.
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    Old 09-28-2020, 11:45 AM   #430558
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    Yep. Doing fine here. My brother and sister-in-law both had it, but we haven't been in contact with them. It hit my brother-in-law pretty hard, and he's still recovering.
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    Wow. Sorry to hear that. Actually going on a COVID cation this weekend. Girlfriend has been working from home since March and really needs to get out of the house.
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    Old 09-28-2020, 12:26 PM   #430560
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    Cool. Just stay safe.
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