I'm 13, and this is my definition of love...

[OlivePoet]

Originally Posted by dmb1spe

Indeed. Nothing says true love like tossing some dude your cornhole.

[Hudak-Budak]

And Alan is the zen master of all things anal sex. Listen to him, caterpillar, for you may one day become the anal butterfly that Alan is.

[justinandimcool]

You knew this thread was gonna get dirty once the primetime members went online.

[dmb1spe]

The only thing that needs to get dirty is your bitch splitter when you pop her 2 hole cherry. She'll thank you for it years down the road.

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by dmb1spe

The only thing that needs to get dirty is your bitch splitter when you pop her 2 hole cherry. She'll thank you for it years down the road.

Yep, when she's all blown out and can take cucumbers up there, she'll thank you because it won't hurt so much with the other gentlemen.

[dmb1spe]

True true.

Or if you can teach her how to smoke a cigarette with her cooter. That would be cool too.

[justinandimcool]

What do all these words mean???? I knew I needed sex-ed

[dmb1spe]

It's like a love handshake.

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by justinandimcool

What do all these words mean???? I knew I needed sex-ed

Indeed you do. Hang out with Alan and I for a week, and you'd hear some shit that'd make a dog vomit.

But yes, smoking with her cooter is definitely a top-notch way for her to show love. Another way to show how much she loves you and will sacrifice for you is to suck off all your friends dicks.

[dmb1spe]

Starting with me and Hudak.

[justinandimcool]

oh shit...what's the cost?

[OlivePoet]

Originally Posted by justinandimcool

You knew this thread was gonna get dirty once the primetime members went online.

Still, a good thread nonetheless.

[dmb1spe]

You know, maybe one night me and Hudak are out we're mackin' Justin's girl and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Dmb1spe and Hudak-Budak." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.

[greppson]

you don't know what love is til it's been in your hand or right in front of you and you let it walk right away without a fight. when you're down, down, deeeeep in that hole. then you'll know what love is.

my definition of love? bah, you don't want to hear that. besides, i can't put it in words anyways.

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by greppson

you don't know what love is til it's been in your hand

...and you jerk off to her like every night.

That's love.

[justinandimcool]

Originally Posted by greppson

you don't know what love is til it's been in your hand or right in front of you and you let it walk right away without a fight. when you're down, down, deeeeep in that hole. then you'll know what love is.

my definition of love? bah, you don't want to hear that. besides, i can't put it in words anyways.

Perhaps you guys remember this thread : http://antsmarching.org/forum/showth...=115531&page=1

It was only a 4 day breakup but I was a wreck and I thought I had lost her. Worst 4 days of my life.....sounds immature but thats how it was

[dmb1spe]

Newsflash: You will never find anyone again once you break up with this one which will inevitably happen soon. There will never be anyone like her again, and no matter how hard you try you will always be lonely. Save yourself the time and jump.

[JustinRIT]

love is misery and disappointment, in my experience.

But I'm just extremely bitter right now.

[justinandimcool]

Originally Posted by dmb1spe

Newsflash: You will never find anyone again once you break up with this one which will inevitably happen soon. There will never be anyone like her again, and no matter how hard you try you will always be lonely. Save yourself the time and jump.

what

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by dmb1spe

Newsflash: You will never find anyone again once you break up with this one which will inevitably happen soon. There will never be anyone like her again, and no matter how hard you try you will always be lonely. Save yourself the time and jump.

Truer words were never spoken. It's all downhill from here, buddy.

[dmb1spe]

It is. Find something sharp and finish the job.

[justinandimcool]

help

[OlivePoet]

Love is hell.

[JustinRIT]

Originally Posted by OlivePoet

Love is hell.

I wish I could say that use the laugh face

*sigh*

[mojo1210]

Originally Posted by greppson

you don't know what love is til it's been in your hand or right in front of you and you let it walk right away without a fight. when you're down, down, deeeeep in that hole. then you'll know what love is.

, couldn't have been said anybetter.

[PrettyPenelope]

Love is feeling your heart break as you walk away from the person who has helped you become who you are and who has helped you realize that you are special and wonderful.

Love is also looking into the eyes of that person and seeing in those eyes exactly what you feel and know is so right and perfect.

Justin, 13 is young and a lot of what people have said here about being smart is probably a good idea. But you are not looking to hear that. I guess you probably want to hear that its great that youre in love and stuff like that. Maybe you should enjoy that then. Later in life, youll learn whether this experience really was love or not.

[Gregb486]

ill never say love can't be described....but in my opinion, love is something that develops over time. i do not believe in love at first sight - rather you can meet your love at first sight, but love itself develops over time.

[somedevilguy]

hudak and dmb1spe are crackin' me the fuck up.

i was in love when i was 13...twice.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally Posted by justinandimcool

Not mature enough if you know what I mean....but she doesn't need to know that.

Obviously mature enough to know you don't need to go there yet. That is pretty wise if you ask me.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally Posted by justinandimcool

help

You don't need help, just keep your head on straight and don't listen to some of the advice you are getting in this thread. :