Oh. My. God.
I think I know who this is for certain. There were two people I thought it could have been. One I wouldn't mind catching up with again, as we used to hang out in the past. However, that guy was engaged at the time and didn't seem like the type to tweak and be involved with orgies and shit. The other guy I didn't know all that much, but, well, let's let the texts do the talking...
Where we left off:
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What type of girls do you like?
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My reply:
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Hot ones with skinny waists, round asses, and great tits of course.
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His text:
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Brunette, blonde, tight Asians, etc? certain age groups?
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My reply:
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Blonde or brunette. 20 – 30, I guess.
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His text:
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Ok…all doable. Sometimes I like to go to 19-20-21 on the age…one of each would cover it when the stimulants are in play
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My text:
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What exactly is the stimulant? Also where did you sit at PWC? I just want to make sure this is who I think, sorry.
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His reply:
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speed primarily, cola usually is available. X also…at the Dearborn office I sat against the eastern wall.
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My text:
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What about the LaSalle office? I wasn’t at Dearborn very long.
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His reply:
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In the offices by, or right next to malinda
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My text:
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Weren’t you the one who put me on supervision or whatever for leaving my laptop out?? Lol
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Okay, at this point, I am astonished, and I mean ASTONISHED that this person would contact me for ANY reason.
His reply:
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uhhh…probably. I don’t like being a manager. Nothing with that was personal. That place sucked anyway. After the stuff kicks in and we are tweaked and have our faces buried in pussy…we won’t give it another thought.
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Another text from him:
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I’m tweaking now…maybe why I haven’t thought about it.
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My text:
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You had me fired shortly after. That wasn’t personal? Haha. I mean it was a long time ago so whatever. So you’ve had my number all these years and just decided to text?
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His reply:
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I haven’t had your number at all…or known anything about what you were doing. It’s something I thought of last night, then looked it up. That’s pretty much it. I really do not have any issues or baggage, but i can understand the hostility.
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First, I don’t even think I was being hostile. Second, of course
you don’t have any issues or baggage. You didn’t get fired, jackass!
My text:
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I’m not hostile. How did you look it up, I’m just curious. Obviously I’m a little surprised to be hearing from you out of the blue. That’s all.
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His reply:
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ok cool. Website that includes cell numbers. The people I hang with can be uptight…I remember thinking u seemed to like someone who knew how to play more intensely…which is where I am. Also I have a thing for group sex.
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UH – MAZ – ING.
I’m still on the floor over this whole thing. Also, what web-site gives out cell numbers and how do I get mine off of it (assuming that his story is true).
Really? A former manager who had me fired now wants to hook me up with some drugs and hookers. Am I on Punk’d? This is TOO much.
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ok cool. Website that includes cell numbers. The people I hang with can be uptight…I remember thinking u seemed to like someone who knew how to play more intensely…which is where I am. Also I have a thing for group sex.
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I guess I did make quite the impression.