Chipotle done lit my ass on fire, son!

[ExistenceNow]

You can only have a strong opinion about a place you eat at? Why would you eat at a place you have a negative opinion of? That doesn't make any sense.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

You can only have a strong opinion about a place you eat at? Why would you eat at a place you have a negative opinion of? That doesn't make any sense.

Do you post reviews of movies you don't see?

[ExistenceNow]

I've had Chipotle though, so that analogy makes no sense either.


Man, shitty burritos really affecting people's reasoning skills.

[Beefsteak1138]

I think there's a typo in your post. You spelled "delicious" s-h-i-t-t-y.

[UNC41]

I'm not even sure what a Chipotle burrito tastes like at this point. It's been years since I've had one. I can confirm that bowls are delicious though.

[Beefsteak1138]

Had hard tacos last time I was there, I regretted not getting a bowl.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by UNC41

I'm not even sure what a Chipotle burrito tastes like at this point. It's been years since I've had one. I can confirm that bowls are delicious though.

Neither does Matthew.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by UNC41

I'm not even sure what a Chipotle burrito tastes like at this point. It's been years since I've had one. I can confirm that bowls are delicious though.

This... never had a burrito there, only a bowl.

The food tastes incredible, bottom line.

[Climb2safety]

How has someone that goes there never had a burrito at chipotle?

I always thought bowls were for the ladies.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

How has someone that goes there never had a burrito at chipotle?

I always thought bowls were for the ladies.

I usually get burritos but the last time I went I got a bowl. Definitely not for the ladies.

[Beefsteak1138]

Nah, I prefer the bowl. I don't need a 24" diameter tortilla that adds 500 calories to my meal (and apparently doesn't taste that good either).

Salads are for the ladies.

edit: I order salads about 1/2 the time. I'm not ashamed of it.

[ExistenceNow]

My 5'2" wife definitely gets bowls.

[Climb2safety]

Damn, it's actually 300 and 44g carbs. Did not know that.

I still don't mind the taste.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

My 5'2" wife definitely gets bowls.

So your wife eats there and you don't? Hmmmm......

[UNC41]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

How has someone that goes there never had a burrito at chipotle?

I always thought bowls were for the ladies.

You've got it wrong. Burritos are for the obese.

[lockman21]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

You can only have a strong opinion about a place you eat at? Why would you eat at a place you have a negative opinion of? That doesn't make any sense.

No, it's just weird you're so passionately against it. Eat it, decide you don't like it, and move on with your life.

[lockman21]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

How has someone that goes there never had a burrito at chipotle?

I always thought bowls were for the ladies.

Nah bro. Get a bowl and a bag of chips. Use the chips instead of a fork. Greatest chip dip of all time.

[TrampledUnderw.]

just go w bowl bc its easier to eat and a lot less of a mess than a burrito

[lockman21]

Originally Posted by scrock25

This... never had a burrito there, only a bowl.

The food tastes incredible, bottom line.

Incredible. No shitting probs here either.

[Climb2safety]

I'll try the bowl but I do like the burrito a lot.

When I can finish it and not drop a single grain of rice or any other contents I feel like I've really accomplished something.

[cazzie34]

Love Chipotle. Much like I love taco Bell. Love it all.

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by snow1868

So your wife eats there and you don't? Hmmmm......

I meant burrito bowls in general, but look at what the fuck I came home to today:

https://imgur.com/a/cfaJ1



She eats lunch there with coworkers.


I can't blame her though. Her Mom is from Pittsburgh so at least half of her tastebuds suck.

[ExistenceNow]

Generally I will eat her leftovers but I'm throwing that shit in the garbage where it belongs as soon as she falls asleep.

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by lockman21

No, it's just weird you're so passionately against it. Eat it, decide you don't like it, and move on with your life.

I'm talking shit on a DMB message board about it. I'm not standing in front of their store with a picket sign.

[scrock25]

I've never in my life heard that burrito bowls are for women.

[ExistenceNow]

I've never in my life seen a man order one.

[scrock25]

We should meat... I'd order bowls in your face all day.

[ExistenceNow]

What about breakfast tacos?

Would you ask for the filling to be put on a plate for you?

[scrock25]

Breakfast filling? What the fuck is breakfast filling?

[ExistenceNow]

The filling of a breakfast taco is the stuff you put in the breakfast taco. Bacon and egg. Potato and egg. Chorizo and egg. Bean and cheese. Sausage and egg etc...


We don't call it filling, I just used that as a place holder so I didn't have to type out all the above. Fat lot of good that shortcut did me.