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Old 06-19-2019, 10:10 AM   #271
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Plethora - a large or excessive amount of (something).
This joke is terrible lol.
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    What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


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    Old 06-19-2019, 11:17 AM   #273
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    This joke is terrible lol.
    Another man comes up and says, "Mind if I say a word as well?"
    She says, "Please do."
    The man clears his throat and says "Bargain."
    The widow replies "Thank you, that means a great deal."
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    i wish i lived in a time where it was acceptable to have sex with kids.
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    Old 06-19-2019, 12:55 PM   #274
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    A true knight will only use cutlery that is sir-rated.
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    Old 06-20-2019, 01:43 PM   #275
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    why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?


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    Old 07-26-2019, 12:40 PM   #276
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    What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

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    Something about power boosts with anal plugs didn't quite put it above Shawshank Redemption for me
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    Both movies do have anal, though.
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    Old 07-26-2019, 12:51 PM   #277
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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    How do Germans tie their shoes?

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    Old 07-26-2019, 01:22 PM   #279
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    7/11 was a part-time job.
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    Old 08-02-2019, 02:44 PM   #281
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    https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/frisky...ni-models-top/

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    Old 08-06-2019, 11:17 AM   #282
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    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

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    Old 08-07-2019, 09:01 AM   #284
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    Thanks FUCK BOT.
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    Old 08-07-2019, 09:02 AM   #285
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    Who the fuck was that
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    Old 08-07-2019, 09:08 AM   #286
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    Apparently he/she is on a mission to crush the internet.

    https://www.antsmarching.org/forum/s...stcount=163234
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    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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    Old 08-13-2019, 05:30 AM   #288
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    What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4K?

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    Both movies do have anal, though.
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    What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4K?

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    guess you use imgur or reddit lol
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    guess you use imgur or reddit lol
    Reddit, indeed. It was the top post on r/jokes.
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