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Old 07-22-2009, 08:27 AM   #91
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I'm not going to read the rest of the replies, since most of them are likely a joke, and just respond to this post.

She's not pregnant. If you want some reassurance, go to a Planned Parenthood clinic for a test or pick up some cheap home pregnancy tests at the drug store. Either way, go with her. If you're scared then she might be scared as well and you don't want to make her do it alone.

If she has a stomach ache and has been constipated, it could be a number of things. She could have something semi-complicated like diverticulitis or it could be really simple like not eating enough fiber and drinking enough water. Ask her to start drinking some more water, eat a lot of green/leafy vegetables and go for a brisk walk for at least 30 minutes each day. That should get her system working again. If the stomach ache doesn't go away soon and the above doesn't work, she should just go see a doctor and explain the problem.

I really doubt it's anything serious. Good luck!
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    Congrats on the kid
    And may your first child be a masculine child
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:30 AM   #93
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    ...please get back to me and please no jokes..
    COME ON!!

    EDIT: LeeAnne you're really missing out by not reading.
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    Oh, and also I'm glad you're not in Flint. Your life expectancy is inversely proportional to the amount of time you spend there.

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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:46 AM   #94
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    Way to bring down the thread, Mrs. Serious.
    I have a bit of sympathy for people who post these threads. Hudak's first thread ever was something along the lines of "my brother smoked pot and now I think he's dying" and I still make fun of him for it so I think that fills my quota.

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    COME ON!!

    EDIT: LeeAnne you're really missing out by not reading.
    I read all the rest. Some of it was funny. Some of you are losing your touch, though. Jake's post was win. Beefy linking to the parents thread was great and whoever made the slashing like Zorro comment was brilliant.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:47 AM   #95
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    Re: Pregnancy? help

    To agree with Lee, constipation does not = pregnant. It's a coincidence. Girl is not preggers. She's probably stressed out so that doesn't help.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:48 AM   #96
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    maybe next time you should use a smaller condom....
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:54 AM   #97
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    The muse has struck me again. I feel a haiku will assist anyone who doesnt want to backread:

    Is the girl preggo?
    dreamingtree#41 scared!
    it's just blood, dumbass
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:57 AM   #98
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    important question.. were u using a magnum?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:59 AM   #99
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    sounds like she is constipated. Slip a suppository up her ass. She'll love you for it.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:59 AM   #100
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    Can’t shit, plugged feeling
    Pregnancy is not her thing
    Get that bitch some prunes
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:00 AM   #101
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    Ok I'm really nervous and probably shouldn't be and I'm looking for a few answers..me and my girlfriend were having sex. As soon as we started she complained it hurt so as i pulled out the condom slipped off. I put it back on and tried again... we had sex for about fifteen minutes and I didn't ejaculate at all or anything. She's also on birth control...It's been a few weeks and she said she already got her period. Just recently she started getting a stomach ache and hasn't used the bathroom in a few days...her mother is the one who is making me nervous by saying she's pregnant...My girlfriend says no chance but the mother is starting to make me really really nervous...please get back to me and please no jokes..I'm actually nervous
    You're fine... my girlfriend is on BC and I finish inside of her without a condom daily and she's never been pregnant. Quit worrying, and tell her mother to STFU
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:03 AM   #102
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    I have a bit of sympathy for people who post these threads. Hudak's first thread ever was something along the lines of "my brother smoked pot and now I think he's dying" and I still make fun of him for it so I think that fills my quota.

    http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...d.php?t=114182

    Quality thread. Has it all.

    Rob being the fucking tool that he is, Alan giving him shit and an appearance from Cyberhound.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:06 AM   #103
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    http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...d.php?t=114182

    Quality thread. Has it all.

    Rob being the fucking tool that he is, Alan giving him shit and an appearance from Cyberhound.
    Hahaha. Thanks for finding it. Now you can make fun of him for it, too.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:06 AM   #104
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    bitch cant shit
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:07 AM   #105
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    Is she still constipated? If she is, she will end up taking a massive New Jersey soon enough. All for now...
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:09 AM   #106
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    No cut the shit I don't wanna hear jokes man
    This is ants.

    Deal with it, or GTFO.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:09 AM   #107
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    You're fine... my girlfriend is on BC and I finish inside of her without a condom daily and she's never been pregnant. Quit worrying, and tell her mother to STFU

    If either one of you start taking antibiotics for any reason I would start pulling out until your done taking the medicine.

    Just an FYI.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:09 AM   #108
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    Is she still constipated? If she is, she will end up taking a massive New Jersey soon enough. All for now...

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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:13 AM   #109
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    If either one of you start taking antibiotics for any reason I would start pulling out until your done taking the medicine.

    Just an FYI.
    I was already aware of this, but thanks for the reminder.

    Trust me, if there's anything that possibly risks getting her pregnant, I avoid it at all costs
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:16 AM   #110
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    I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant. I've had explosive diarrhea for 3 weeks now. True story.
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    I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant. I've had explosive diarrhea for 3 weeks now. True story.
    Take a pregnancy test just to be certain.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:19 AM   #112
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    There's really not enough haiku's in this thread.

    it's not a kid there
    just a little taco bell
    for help, try fiber
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    Don't sweat it man, your good.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:20 AM   #114
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    There's really not enough haiku's in this thread.

    it's not a kid there
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:26 AM   #115
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    Condom, pill, no nut
    me a daddy, at ninteen?
    sex ed for the loss
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    You've been good and safe
    She's not pregnant, no worries
    Thanks for the thread, though
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    Oh, and also I'm glad you're not in Flint. Your life expectancy is inversely proportional to the amount of time you spend there.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:31 AM   #118
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    I forgot 6th grade
    My Antsiclopedia
    Is always helpful

    (No offense OP. I hope its all something you can laugh about now, or very soon )
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    Sex Ed: Serious Business.
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    Controception Broke
    I Hope I'm Not A Father
    Fuck It, Pound That Shit!
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