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Old 04-30-2008, 06:00 AM   #31
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Still, crying about the principle of it is stupid. You must lead a very shitty life if every little things gets to you like this.

Knock on your neighbors door and act live a civilized human being....youll get farther in life than acting immature like rubbing shit on the handles of your trashcan. And someone said that you were upset because someone was treating you like a child? nice.
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If I knew who was doing it, I would gladly speak to them in a civil manner. I'm going to just put you on ignore now since you have nothing relevant to add.
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    Dude, grow the fuck up. This is an internet message board not the fucking United Nations.
    The dude wants to rub shit on his trashcan handles and youre telling ME to grow up? Lick it.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:02 AM   #33
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    The dude wants to rub shit on his trashcan handles and youre telling ME to grow up? Lick it.
    Please make it rank and nasty first.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:02 AM   #34
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    LEARN TO FUCKING READ BEFORE YOU POST.

    If I knew who was doing it, I would gladly speak to them in a civil manner. I'm going to just put you on ignore now since you have nothing relevant to add.
    You really think its someone across the court or street or whatnot thats going out of his way and doing it? Its most likely someone in your row. Ask around, unless youre too much of a pussy to have one on one conversations with people. If you need a mediator, Ill be glad to come over and do it for ya.
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    It's getting deep in here, I should have worn different shoes.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:04 AM   #36
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    Yes, the way Dre2142 has acted in this thread is truly indicative of a mature human being. We should all use him as an example of civility.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:04 AM   #37
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    Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

    If you can get to the trash can after the garbage men and before this neighbor, throw some super glue or some other strong adhesive on the handles. That way you'll get said neighbor back and also know which one the asshat is due to the trash can stuck to his or her hands.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:05 AM   #38
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    Where can I get me a beetus cat to sick on this guy?
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:08 AM   #39
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    Yes, the way Dre2142 has acted in this thread is truly indicative of a mature human being. We should all use him as an example of civility.
    ROFL
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:09 AM   #40
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    Slip him a five-spot and tell him nice effort, but that there's another fiver in it for him if he can start carrying them all the way around to the backyard where they belong.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:11 AM   #41
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    Get up early on garbage day, wait to see who does it. Then as they're walking them back to your door, come out and talk to them. Simple.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:13 AM   #42
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    Don't put shit on the handles...that'll just piss off the garbage men.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:14 AM   #43
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    Get up early on garbage day, wait to see who does it. Then as they're walking them back to your door, come out and talk to them. Simple.
    I would but they do it while I'm at work. On days that I happen to stay home, this person doesn't do it because he sees my car there.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:15 AM   #44
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    Don't put shit on the handles...that'll just piss off the garbage men.
    I know. I guess I'll just have to live with it unless I can find out who's doing it.
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    I know. I guess I'll just have to live with it unless I can find out who's doing it.
    Hire the guy from Cheaters, they always get to the bottom of things.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:17 AM   #46
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    I would but they do it while I'm at work. On days that I happen to stay home, this person doesn't do it because he sees my car there.
    So I'm assuming the garbage men come and empty them after you go to work and the neighbor moves them before you get home. Hmm.
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    So I'm assuming the garbage men come and empty them after you go to work and the neighbor moves them before you get home. Hmm.
    Yep.

    My only thought is to move my car into a guest space on days when I stay home, then keep an eye out for Douchy McDoucherton.
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    Yep.

    My only thought is to move my car into a guest space on days when I stay home, then keep an eye out for Douchy McDoucherton.
    .....and then kill him.
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    1. Find out what the local law stipulates as far as garbage cans (when you legally have to remove them from the front yard.)

    2. Check with your HOA if you have one.

    3. If you are within your boundaries, write out a note and tape it to the top of the can with this information. Thank the person who has been moving your can in the note and ask them to please refrain from doing so as you will take care of it at your earliest convenience within the guidelines.

    Resorting to pranks and the like will not get you far. Shit on the handles will lead to shit smeared on your front/back door handles and so on...

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    bang his wife.
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    The neighbor sounds like the guy from Bad Santa who was in charge of the neighborhood being lit up with candles in bags for Christmas. He doesn't want any gaps on the sidewalk and will come over to do it for you if need be to keep things aesthetically pleasing.

    "We don't celebrate Christmas."
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:23 AM   #52
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    1. Find out what the local law stipulates as far as garbage cans (when you legally have to remove them from the front yard.)

    2. Check with your HOA if you have one.

    3. If you are within your boundaries, write out a note and tape it to the top of the can with this information. Thank the person who has been moving your can in the note and ask them to please refrain from doing so as you will take care of it at your earliest convenience within the guidelines.

    Resorting to pranks and the like will not get you far. Shit on the handles will lead to shit smeared on your front/back door handles and so on...

    J.
    My HOA states that they cannot be out other than on trash days. I'm pretty sure it's someone from the HOA that's doing it because they're pretty strict.

    The note thing I will probably do. I really just started this thread to vent my frustrations and for a good laugh. Too bad people have to take the internet so seriously.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 06:23 AM   #53
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    1. Find out what the local law stipulates as far as garbage cans (when you legally have to remove them from the front yard.)

    2. Check with your HOA if you have one.

    3. If you are within your boundaries, write out a note and tape it to the top of the can with this information. Thank the person who has been moving your can in the note and ask them to please refrain from doing so as you will take care of it at your earliest convenience within the guidelines.

    Resorting to pranks and the like will not get you far. Shit on the handles will lead to shit smeared on your front/back door handles and so on...

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    It's a horrible Cycle-Of-Shit that propegates itself.
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    You could smear honey all over the underside of the door handles on his car.

    The shit idea works well too.

    Or write him a note, attach it to the can kindly asking that if he wants to move your trash can for you, he can put it back in the right place...then tell him where that is (which could either be the right place i.e. on the side of your house, in your garage....or you could be a twit about it and tell him that the right place is up his ass).

    Or you could just get to his garbage cans before he does and steal them, or take them and put them in random places in his yard.

    Mayhap you could call your refuse service pretending to be him and cancel it.

    ..........................


    i like that one, i was also thinking you should move his cans before the garbage man comes, and do this a couple weeks in a row so he has so much garbage backed up that he doesnt know what to do with it - i like the honey under the car handles thing too, urethane works the best- the shit just spreads and spreads and never really comes off unless he has silicone remover
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    No matter what, you never fuck with a man's car.
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    No matter what, you never fuck with a man's car.


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    No matter what, you never fuck with a man's car.
    Shitting on it though would really send a strong message without doing any permanent damage.
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    Shitting on it though would really send a strong message without doing any permanent damage.
    You could try the bologna trick, but that DOES cause permanent damage.
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    So I have read the first page or so and have come to this conclusion...


    Your neighbor = Dre.
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    So I have read the first page or so and have come to this conclusion...


    Your neighbor = Dre.
    Based on asshole quality alone, I think you may be right.
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