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Old 11-30-2015, 12:45 PM   #395551
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    this place is dynamite!
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    Old 11-30-2015, 12:50 PM   #395553
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    :: sneaks into Madonna's closet to jerk off on his flippers ::

    :: overhears him in the hallway say something about a wet suit ::

    :: hopes he doesn't keep the wet suit near the flippers ::
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    :: sneaks into Madonna's closet to jerk off on his flippers ::

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    Old 11-30-2015, 12:54 PM   #395556
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    I'd love to contribute to this cum fest, but I make a point of jerking off onto my thanksgiving leftovers before each helping, and since I've had leftovers 27 times since Thursday, I honest don't think anything would come out my dickhole if I tried.
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    Old 11-30-2015, 12:54 PM   #395557
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    decent attempt rejuvenate that bit howell.
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    I knew that was coming
    Michigan St. has NEVER beaten Iowa in December. I wish I was just fucking with you but I looked into it.

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    I'm not worried dude, sperm can't survive water
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    Old 11-30-2015, 12:56 PM   #395559
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    I'm not worried dude, sperm can't survive water
    yea they need about 9 months to conquer the aquatic environment
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    Old 11-30-2015, 12:58 PM   #395560
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    decent attempt rejuvenate that bit howell.
    Like, 6/10 range?
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:00 PM   #395561
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    IRL haven't jacked off on a wet suit, yet
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
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    Michigan St. has NEVER beaten Iowa in December. I wish I was just fucking with you but I looked into it.
    We've won 4 out of the last 9 meetings tho
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:04 PM   #395564
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.


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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
    Mama-donna!
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:05 PM   #395566
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    Wait is your mom's name Donna by chance?
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:06 PM   #395567
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    IRL haven't jacked off on a wet suit, yet
    No need to jack off when you're fucking the dolphins.
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:07 PM   #395568
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    I kept waiting for the image to move
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
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    the riff is garbage. they sound like the transiberian orchestra and dave sounds like he's crying.
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:19 PM   #395572
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:20 PM   #395573
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    Becs, white meat is so much better
    You're good
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    Christ I should have assumed that already had enough lol guys by the time I got around to reading it.
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    Becs, white meat is so much better
    You're good
    thanks babe.

    still think we're on pace for that bills/titans super bowl?
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    really embarrassing for you frankly, can't wait to see if you regain your composure
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:22 PM   #395577
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    honestly the fact that both of those clubs are in the same conference isn't even the main reason why that's an unlikely outcome.
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    Old 11-30-2015, 01:23 PM   #395578
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    Every so often I'll feed my mom a complete line of bullshit, like, an entirely fabricated story I pass off as fact. I do this because she values my knowledge so much that she'll spam the shit out of Facebook with it, tell all her friends and coworkers, etc.

    Told her a couple weeks ago not to tickle Van because if you tickle an infant before the 3ish month mark, it won't develop the proper nerve reflexes to be capable of being tickled later in life. this will also affect the pleasure center of the brain and could lead to a diminished ability to produce dopamine.

    She spread that garbage like wildfire for damn near a month and it all just came crashing down on her when the mother (a pediatrician) of one of her students called her out on it. Would not be shocked if she was forced to take early retirement.

    Madonna comes through yet again.
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    Later guiez. See you in the AM.
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    honestly the fact that both of those clubs are in the same conference isn't even the main reason why that's an unlikely outcome.
    No doubt about that
    I'm starting to hate my own team
    Which is sad, cause I don't feel like changing tars
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