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Old 04-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #271
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Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.

oh my god this is funny
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    • Old 04-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #272
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    I love that this thread gets topped every few months.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #273
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    Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

    ^
    Has to be one of the funniest lines ever.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 10:41 AM   #274
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    hahahahahahaha. i love this stuff.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 11:00 AM   #275
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    I love this every time I read it. Never gets old.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 11:03 AM   #276
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    this needs to be sticky.

    Funniest thing I have ever read
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    Old 04-16-2008, 11:25 AM   #277
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    Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 11:27 AM   #278
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    holy sh!T thats funny...
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    Old 04-16-2008, 12:48 PM   #279
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    Probably my favorite thread on Ants. Truly never gets old.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 03:20 PM   #280
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    lolllllllllll
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    Old 04-16-2008, 03:22 PM   #281
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    man this is good shit
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    Old 04-16-2008, 03:33 PM   #282
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    I love the robe and wizard hat.
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    Old 04-16-2008, 03:55 PM   #283
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...
    Quote:
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    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
    charge your ass.

    Win
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    Old 04-23-2008, 02:38 AM   #284
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    Quote:
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the
    Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    Probably my favorite part. I have showed this to so many people. They all love it. I am working on some scripts I'm going to try out, this just looks like too much fun.
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    Old 04-23-2008, 08:02 AM   #285
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...
    LOL I love this thread.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 11:46 AM   #286
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    time for a bump
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    Old 09-09-2008, 12:23 PM   #287
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    Old 09-09-2008, 12:45 PM   #288
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    Rhinocerus don't wear shirts. They fucking charge your ass!
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    Something about power boosts with anal plugs didn't quite put it above Shawshank Redemption for me
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    Old 09-09-2008, 12:46 PM   #289
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    Made my day! haha best thread ever!
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    Old 09-09-2008, 12:47 PM   #290
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    I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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    Old 09-09-2008, 12:50 PM   #291
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    I put on my robe and wizard hat...
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular
    physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh shit
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    Classic.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:02 PM   #293
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...
    I think I need to actually go back and read these again for old time's sake.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:03 PM   #294
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    Read them again. Still funny.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:07 PM   #295
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    Rhinocerus don't play games. They fucking charge your ass!
    Fixed.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:17 PM   #296
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    I shit myself everytime I read this thread!
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:18 PM   #297
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    You got to do better than that! Your picture was really bad!
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:19 PM   #298
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    This will never lose the funny.

    I updated my facebook status to this the other day and got lots of questions about it whilst out on the town.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:23 PM   #299
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    Y.e.s.
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    Old 09-09-2008, 01:25 PM   #300
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    Weird because I don't think any of that is funny for some reason...

    But things like this...I can laugh for hours at....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxJFXIzAEY


    Mainly the end
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