What (besides politics) irritates you?

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

You could have played with that dead frog and tuched an apple at the grocery store.

sure, and thats still not as bad as rooting around your own chili ring first.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Just trying to make a point why you should wash produce.

Feels like there are better ways. C'mon man!

[Climb2safety]

This is why in our state all toddlers need to wear bottoms in grocery stores.

[TheLastPig]

frog apples > toddler poo apples

[drop2d]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

sure, and thats still not as bad as rooting around your own chili ring first.

[tyler3440]

Well at least I wasn't like this one kid in the 5th grade who took a shit on the bathroom floor and grabbed it and threw it on the wall of the bathroom.

[snow1868]

Chili ring.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Well at least I wasn't like this one kid in the 5th grade who took a shit on the bathroom floor and grabbed it and threw it on the wall of the bathroom.

I told you not to tell anyone about that!!!!! You dick!!!!!

[TheLastPig]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Well at least I wasn't like this one kid in the 5th grade who took a shit on the bathroom floor and grabbed it and threw it on the wall of the bathroom.

When I was in HS, there was a "Phantom Shitter" that was writing on the walls with poo in the men's bathrooms.

Took them about a month to find out who it was. I think he hit like 3-4 bathrooms

Still not as bad as those browned apples

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

Well at least I wasn't like this one kid in the 5th grade who took a shit on the bathroom floor and grabbed it and threw it on the wall of the bathroom.

What's really the difference though? He didn't touch somebody else's food after....

[zajDmB1]

My HS had a phantom shitter too.

For about 2 weeks, someone would drop an upper decker in the bathroom near the photo lab.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

When I was in HS, there was a "Phantom Shitter" that was writing on the walls with poo in the men's bathrooms.

Took them about a month to find out who it was. I think he hit like 3-4 bathrooms

Still not as bad as those browned apples

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

When I was in HS, there was a "Phantom Shitter" that was writing on the walls with poo in the men's bathrooms.

Took them about a month to find out who it was. I think he hit like 3-4 bathrooms

Still not as bad as those browned apples

We had "The Mad Shitter" in our frat house. He was never caught but always left dirty bombs on the second floor bathroom.

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

What's really the difference though? He didn't touch somebody else's food after....

I doubt he washed his hands.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

I doubt he washed his hands.

Still wasn't touching anyone else's food.

[TheLastPig]

Do you remember poo-ing up any other produce that day? No lettuce, grapes, god forbid you stuck your hand in the peanut barrel.

[scrock25]

I can't get over it... kid fingers his asshole in the supermarket then goes digging through the apples in the produce section.

Priceless!!

[tyler3440]

The point is people do much more Nasty things at an older age then only 4.

[daveshookme]

"well, Mr Smith, it looks like you've got food poisoning"
"yeah but doc, I've cooked all my own food, my steak was cooked thoroughly, there's no way"
"yeah, it appears as if some kid played with his butthole before touching your apple. Sorry, mate."

[TheLastPig]

Gonna take bleach to all my produce from now on before consumption.

[daveshookme]

In 5th grade all the 5th grade boys were called to a meeting with the principal one morning and nobody knew why. Apparently some kid, I don't think we ever found out who, was laying absolute BOMBS and not flushing. Regularly. We're talking 14" long and about 2" in diameter. I had to see it to believe it. Still probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

[M. Steng]

I read the last few pages while munching down on some nice cold red seedless grapes, can't even imagine the amount of poop I just ate but damn was this an entertaining few pages.

[Climb2safety]

They all might not be as bad as the Tyler apple someone bit into but it's not exactly like there are overly sanitary conditions at most produce farms anyway.

[zajDmB1]

It's grapes...so someone probably just stuck them directly up their ass. Cut out the middle man.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by M. Steng

I read the last few pages while munching down on some nice cold red seedless grapes, can't even imagine the amount of poop I just ate but damn was this an entertaining few pages.

He's gonna grape'm, he's gonna grape'm in the mouth! CLASSIC!!

[TheLastPig]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

It's grapes...so someone probably just stuck them directly up their ass. Cut out the middle man.

My fiancee always tries to eat grapes without washing them and I have to physically wash them myself or she wont.

I should show her this conversation and maybe she will change her mind.

[tyler3440]

People have been cought jacking off into burgers at Burger King. That's 100 times worse then what I did.

[M. Steng]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

People have been cought jacking off into burgers at Burger King. That's 100 times worse then what I did.

Love this argument. Works way better than you'd think in court.

"But your Honor, I may have killed this man, but Hitler killed 6 million Jews during WWII so is what I did really that bad?"

Works like a charm.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by tyler3440

People have been cought jacking off into burgers at Burger King. That's 100 times worse then what I did.

oh no doubt.

That doesn't make what you did any better though.

[TheLastPig]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralth...k6k#.qpb39gm4m

This is great/horrible. Two pieces from the list relevant to our discussion:

"I used to work in a fast food pizza place 10 years ago. One time a guy wiped his penis on another guy’s pizza for reasons unknown to me."

"I worked the overnight shift at a fast food place that was across the street from a bar. The weekends were hectic, since the restaurant was the only 24-hour place in town. We had what we called a “serial shitter;” he’d come in every Friday during the bar Rush, and he’d leave his pants (which he shat in) in the handicap stall in the men’s room. Every. Single. Friday. Since we were MAJORLY understaffed we were never able to catch the guy."