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Old 12-10-2010, 04:53 PM   #331
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Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    the return of the wizard hat guy with the same person was hilarious
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    Old 12-10-2010, 07:26 PM   #333
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    One of my favorite threads on Ants, no doubt.
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    Old 12-10-2010, 07:34 PM   #334
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    By far one of the best threads ever
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    Old 12-10-2010, 07:37 PM   #335
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    And in your return, you've apparantly killed Andy, who hasn't been here in a bit. But you quote him to inform him of your return, to throw us off your trail.

    Quite the ruse, sir.
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    Old 12-10-2010, 07:47 PM   #336
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    Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh
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    Old 12-10-2010, 08:15 PM   #337
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    And in your return, you've apparantly killed Andy, who hasn't been here in a bit. But you quote him to inform him of your return, to throw us off your trail.

    Quite the ruse, sir.
    craziest thing to me is that I posted this 7.5 years ago. I mean, that's fucking wild. most of my best friend's nieces and nephews weren't born yet, and they can now hold conversations with him.
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    Old 06-16-2011, 01:16 PM   #338
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    Just thinking about this thread.
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    Old 11-01-2011, 05:39 PM   #339
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    Harrrrrrrr
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    Old 02-17-2012, 08:06 AM   #340
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    Oh man, when he calls her ass a battleship

    Amazing. Haven't seen this thread in a long time.
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    Old 02-19-2012, 08:58 AM   #341
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    Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
    J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
    Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
    J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin
    with tha homies and sh*t.
    ......
    J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
    Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
    J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
    Partner6: WTF?!
    J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
    Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck
    women...
    J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I
    have, I'm unarmed!
    Partner6: You dipsh*t.
    J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
    J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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    Old 02-20-2012, 03:07 AM   #342
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    I put on my wizard hat......
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    Old 06-01-2012, 11:38 PM   #343
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    Please allow me to bump this thread...funniest read ever!
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    Old 06-04-2012, 12:22 AM   #344
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    Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh
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    Old 06-13-2012, 03:52 PM   #345
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    The rhino one was the best... oh my god... haven't laughed that hard in a long time
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    Old 06-13-2012, 04:41 PM   #346
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    I got to this line "Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass." and the few following it and I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn't erupt with laughter. Not safe to read at work
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    Old 04-01-2014, 10:56 PM   #347
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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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    Old 07-10-2015, 03:29 PM   #348
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    Never saw this thread until now, hilarious
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    Old 07-14-2015, 03:15 AM   #349
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    this is pure gold
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    Old 07-30-2015, 06:46 PM   #350
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    Over 12 years old and this still gets topped!
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    Old 01-26-2018, 03:58 PM   #351
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    I swear I am going to take a robe and wizard hat to the Gorge this year and wear it all day.
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    Old 09-05-2020, 10:41 AM   #352
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    craziest thing to me is that I posted this 7.5 years ago. I mean, that's fucking wild. most of my best friend's nieces and nephews weren't born yet, and they can now hold conversations with him.
    When you say your nieces & nephews weren't born yet when you originally posted this, but now they can hold conversations with HIM... I hope by "him" you mean your brother (their dad?) and NOT the dude who wrote all these sex exchanges! Cuz if you have them corresponding with that him... that's ALL kinds of WRONG.

    Aside from the pirate part. Cuz anything involving pirates is kid-friendly, right?

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    Old 09-05-2020, 10:44 AM   #353
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    When you say your nieces & nephews weren't born yet when you originally posted this, but now they can hold conversations with HIM... I hope by "him" you mean your brother (their dad?) and NOT the dude who wrote all these sex exchanges! Cuz if you have them corresponding with that him... that's ALL kinds of WRONG.

    Aside from the pirate part. Cuz anything involving pirates is kid-friendly, right?

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