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Originally Posted by CJynk
1. Insult someone else's intelligence while misspelling a word as simple as tattoo (both times that you attempt to utilize it).
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Thank you. The world needs more people like you.
Dear younger generation:
-you move over
there (destination, more or less)-the toy is
theirs (possession)
-
they're walking to the store (they are)
-she is more beautiful
than your mom (comparison)
-we saw a movie,
then we got shot (time)
-
Your mom is a whore (possessive)
-Oh shit,
you're my mom (you are)
-I'm going
to a concert
-I'm going
too
-I'm going
to two concerts,
too
You get the idea. It's so simple. Please, just memorize these if you don't understand even one of them. Any email you send will make you look like a total dumbass otherwise.
* I understand the internet is serious business. Before anyone yells at me, remember: grammar ends with -AR. *