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Old 12-10-2015, 08:51 PM   #391
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Never saw this thread. Looked at the link of the sister:

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...79&oe=56ECAF0E
ok, its growing

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...4e&oe=56DB8EF9
reaching diamond levels

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...53&oe=56EA0EDF
aw fuck bye, abort. What kind of mental and daddy issues does this sloot have?
Hahaha my thoughts exactly
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    Re: Dave had security pull us backstage tonight!

    Bout time this thread moved to Epic.
    Dave was onto something. She's definitely a slampig. Would bang.
    I wonder what the brother's doing.
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    Old 12-16-2015, 04:32 PM   #393
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    "The night I cock-blocked my hero"
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    Old 12-17-2015, 03:24 AM   #394
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    Old 06-28-2017, 01:15 PM   #395
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    so where's pics of OPs unique sister
    did pics ever show up of unique sister?
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    Old 06-28-2017, 02:22 PM   #396
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    did pics ever show up of unique sister?


    They did, yeah.
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    Old 07-19-2017, 03:26 PM   #397
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    Re: Dave had security pull us backstage tonight!

    Wonder if Dave has dicked OP's sister yet.
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    Old 07-19-2017, 03:52 PM   #398
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    Im pretty sure I read about it on Reddit once.

    If I remember right it involved a bath tub and urine.
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    Old 12-17-2017, 01:48 AM   #399
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    just discovered this thread. #classic
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    Old 02-12-2018, 01:47 AM   #400
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    awesome. sounds like a dream come true. congrats!!!!
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    Old 02-13-2018, 11:52 AM   #401
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    awesome. sounds like a dream come true. congrats!!!!
    Yes, congratulate him for cockblocking Dave
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    Old 02-13-2018, 02:06 PM   #402
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    Yes, congratulate him for cockblocking Dave
    When not reading the thread goes wrong. hahaha
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    Old 06-27-2018, 11:33 PM   #403
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    Re: Dave had security pull us backstage tonight!

    Incredible thread. Amazed people think Dave wouldn’t fuck someone on the road. Listen to Norm Macdonald’s but about a Tiger Woods sometime.
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    Old 07-12-2018, 01:26 PM   #404
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    Just backread this whole thing. It was an enlightening experience. Epic, indeed...
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    Old 07-12-2018, 02:13 PM   #405
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    Not sure how i originally missed this one. Well done.
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    Old 07-06-2020, 05:27 PM   #406
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    This thread hasn’t aged well lol
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    Old 07-20-2020, 10:34 AM   #407
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    This thread hasnít aged well lol
    What? We can't even say slampig anymore?
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    Old 09-04-2020, 09:01 PM   #408
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    As someone who's been away from DMB groups for 10+ years, I picked a HELL of a great first thread to read in the "Epic" section! Great reading, and actually I loved the weaving evolution of the discussion.

    A few things to note/add since I read through the whole thing:

    1. OP is himself epic. Protective brother, great sense of humor, and the right mix of naive & totally seeing what's going on. Well done OP, if you're still around

    2. It took me awhile to figure out the link to see what OP's l'il sis looked like, but honestly the moment I saw a bunch of pics (particularly the one where she's got side shaved head and green longer hair on top, and the tats) I was like "Oh HELL yes I see why she stood out and why Dave was like "I wanna talk to HER!" I would never claim to be sure about his intention because, how can anyone be sure? But I absolutely positively have spent enough time around them to know that even a happily married guy with kids who sings about sex in 80% of the songs and tours incessantly is THRILLED to have the chance to just connect with (non-sexually is the way I mean "connect") someone who just looks interesting, not manic, and maybe has a gleam in her eye.

    3. On the whole age thing, I do think if he wasn't truly planning on trying to do anything that the age thing is less of an issue. She's pretty, looks super interesting, and probably looked into it but not manic. Her being 18... a) maybe she looks older (I'm not good at judging that); and b) if it's really just to meet a very interesting looking fan, age isn't really that big a deal.

    4. You guys are hysterical, there are some truly epic lines in this thread, so thank you for a great way to end a hard week!

    5. And the musings about cheating and the Sleaze scale (is that what it was called? It was already pages ago, you know what I mean) are fascinating!

    6. And one more compelling point about OP's sis that, it's understandable that no one picked up on it, but if you either think about all Dave's stories, or if you've just spent a bit of time around him, you'd KNOW that the fact that she seems to have studied EMBALMING would practically make him propose to her on the spot! Ok, not propose, him already being married and all, but anyone who deals with dead bodies is going to be a point of further interest for him. And if she's hot in her way... look out! And I say all that as a woman who has never embalmed anything and who never got to benefit from the "Hey, I studied mortuary science" angle but saw it work wonders for a few women to have very engaged convos with The Man.

    Fun stuff, thanks for the great read!
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    As someone who's been away from DMB groups for 10+ years, I picked a HELL of a great first thread to read in the "Epic" section! Great reading, and actually I loved the weaving evolution of the discussion.

    A few things to note/add since I read through the whole thing:

    1. OP is himself epic. Protective brother, great sense of humor, and the right mix of naive & totally seeing what's going on. Well done OP, if you're still around

    2. It took me awhile to figure out the link to see what OP's l'il sis looked like, but honestly the moment I saw a bunch of pics (particularly the one where she's got side shaved head and green longer hair on top, and the tats) I was like "Oh HELL yes I see why she stood out and why Dave was like "I wanna talk to HER!" I would never claim to be sure about his intention because, how can anyone be sure? But I absolutely positively have spent enough time around them to know that even a happily married guy with kids who sings about sex in 80% of the songs and tours incessantly is THRILLED to have the chance to just connect with (non-sexually is the way I mean "connect") someone who just looks interesting, not manic, and maybe has a gleam in her eye.

    3. On the whole age thing, I do think if he wasn't truly planning on trying to do anything that the age thing is less of an issue. She's pretty, looks super interesting, and probably looked into it but not manic. Her being 18... a) maybe she looks older (I'm not good at judging that); and b) if it's really just to meet a very interesting looking fan, age isn't really that big a deal.

    4. You guys are hysterical, there are some truly epic lines in this thread, so thank you for a great way to end a hard week!

    5. And the musings about cheating and the Sleaze scale (is that what it was called? It was already pages ago, you know what I mean) are fascinating!

    6. And one more compelling point about OP's sis that, it's understandable that no one picked up on it, but if you either think about all Dave's stories, or if you've just spent a bit of time around him, you'd KNOW that the fact that she seems to have studied EMBALMING would practically make him propose to her on the spot! Ok, not propose, him already being married and all, but anyone who deals with dead bodies is going to be a point of further interest for him. And if she's hot in her way... look out! And I say all that as a woman who has never embalmed anything and who never got to benefit from the "Hey, I studied mortuary science" angle but saw it work wonders for a few women to have very engaged convos with The Man.

    Fun stuff, thanks for the great read!

    So you telling me Daveís into necrophilia?

    Look Iím not here to kink shame but I gotta day I didnít see that one coming.
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    Old 09-04-2020, 09:31 PM   #410
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    So you telling me Daveís into necrophilia?

    Look Iím not here to kink shame but I gotta day I didnít see that one coming.
    I do NOT think he's into actual necrophelia. I really don't have any reason to think that. I DO ABSOLUTELY think he finds women who are not afraid to deal with dead bodies - living women who aren't afraid to deal with dead bodies - very very "intriguing".

    But I'm glad you asked, because I definitely don't want what I said to lead to a rumor he's into sex with dead bodies. Dave has some twisted hysterical ideas, but I"m gonna guess that that sex with dead people is even out of bounds for Dave!
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    Hey Daveshookme, because I've been out of the loop for a long while, I should check a very basic assumption I'm making: I assume that even though Dave is a dad and husband, he still talks about bodily fluids and loves gross stories, right? That's still true right, or is that not "his thing" so much anymore?

    To me the dead bodies fascination (or at least fascination with living people who work with dead bodies) is just a continuation of his total fascination with bodily fluids and all the parts of humans and animals that are real and actual but also totally disgusting ot most people. I honestly feel like it's part of what makes him both such a great artist/songwriter, and also a humble grounded person, because he's not afraid of or is even compelled by the "ugly gross" (but totally natural) side of humanity.

    So is he still talking about bodily fluids at every opportunity onstage?
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    I think I just accidentally added to the epic-ness of this thread... if the whole "Does Dave cheat or no?" angle was a big controversial discussion, what will the "Does Dave cheat with dead people or no?' angle add to this?




    [But once again, just for the record, I was NOT suggesting that and do NOT think that! He just loves all things bodily and icky... but with living humans.]
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    Hey Daveshookme, because I've been out of the loop for a long while, I should check a very basic assumption I'm making: I assume that even though Dave is a dad and husband, he still talks about bodily fluids and loves gross stories, right? That's still true right, or is that not "his thing" so much anymore?

    To me the dead bodies fascination (or at least fascination with living people who work with dead bodies) is just a continuation of his total fascination with bodily fluids and all the parts of humans and animals that are real and actual but also totally disgusting ot most people. I honestly feel like it's part of what makes him both such a great artist/songwriter, and also a humble grounded person, because he's not afraid of or is even compelled by the "ugly gross" (but totally natural) side of humanity.

    So is he still talking about bodily fluids at every opportunity onstage?
    Well he still sings songs about "belly jelly" with some frequency (albeit not much the last ~4 years).

    And he told a story about placenta winter 2012.

    I think maybe he's toned it down a touch but it's certainly still part of who he is.
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    Old 09-04-2020, 10:07 PM   #414
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    That's interesting... I think because I first saw them in '95 and saw many D&T shows, I feel like there were oodles and zillions of bodily fluid stories. Surely he still tells the classic pre-DMB one about vomiting on a bus trip into maybe his backpack? And then carrying it around for days? I'm forgetting details but he told that at 2 early D&T shows and I remember literally being doubled over in my chair both laughing and crying it was so gross but so f'ing funny. Does that sound familiar? It would have been a '96 D&T show for those stories, or maybe '95....

    I just remembered the punchline was that a customs agent (they crossed a border, or it was just the police looking for drugs) reached into his bag and pulled out the sleeping bag/shirt/whatever had days old and maybe not vomit but liquid poo in it. It's coming back to me now (the story, not the spray poo).... this was so common then. I guess with fewer D&T tours there isn't as much storytelling time?

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    Also, I have no idea what "Jelly belly" is, so I'll have to look that song up. Can only imagine...
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    Sorry to post so much, but epic threads make you think...

    Another thing that struck me about the comments in this thread were how early on, once pics of OP's little sis were posted, the # of people who said "I don't think Dave wanted to sleep with her because she's average looking and there were way hotter women all around" or similar comments. And it reminded me that a lot of people just don't get that if you're looking out over an audience night after night, the mainstream, maybe college or sporty-looking women are all over the place. Some maybe hotter than others in various ways (although people have different standards for what's hot), but mostly there are a LOT of mainstream hot women in the front rows of a DMB show.

    But the ones that stand out are the ones who just have a certain.... gleam to them. Sparkle, as corny as that sounds. I watched enough shows from the side and watched audiences, and it's actually far less common than you'd think that a woman or man TRULY stands out and makes you not take your eyes off of them. Way back in my early youth, one time I got kidnapped by one of the biggest bands at the time (INXS) and trust me, Michael Hutchence at that time had been hit on by every supermodel or superhot woman (and I'm sure some men) in existence. We watched most of the show from the back of the floor but for the encore my friends and I got into the 2nd row and I'm no hottie, but at the time I had a look that was very much my own and not so common. The way Hutchence's eyes LIT UP when he saw me, and then after the show when I lingered intot he after show and when the band came in he made a beeline straight to me. He had a girlfriend on tour wiht him but they still didn't even ask me if I wanted to come hang with them, they just told me to follow them and we did the whole "wade through the screaming crowd with tons of security" walk to their tour bus and away we went.

    It's not the mainstream hotties that stand out, it's the people with their own thing going on and some sort of cool energy (not that I was cool, but whatever it was it worked for me), and it's guys too, not just women, even with straight band members a guy (or woman for straight female band members) who just has their own thing going on really stands out.

    So that's a really long boring way of saying: when I saw the pic of OP's little sister, it was obvious, she's got a whole thing going on (and amazing eyes in particular!) and I can easily see someone way up on a stage going "She looks like an interesting person to talk to, really interesting, I wanna talk to her.... and her c-blocking brother if I must"...
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    Also, I have no idea what "Jelly belly" is, so I'll have to look that song up. Can only imagine...
    Given the necrophelia discussion just now, now that I've read the lyrics to Belly Belly Nice, can't not mention the irony of the line "Make a dead man sing"

    But that's a damn good song about... peaches... Might have to listen to that one!
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    Given the necrophelia discussion just now, now that I've read the lyrics to Belly Belly Nice, can't not mention the irony of the line "Make a dead man sing"

    But that's a damn good song about... peaches... Might have to listen to that one!
    I'm POSITIVE he and others in the band are ALL OVER the song "WAP"... Right up his alley although WAP is far more literal than Belly Belly Nice, which is pretty literal itself...
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