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[unccrombie]

Keyz with some dynomite foreshadowing.

[Spell On Me]

Great, great stuff. Please don't stop Howell.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

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I forget what day at this point

love these

[smudge1]

Hey Bros!!!

[Spell On Me]

Sup Smudge. Staying healthy?

[smudge1]

Yeah...I think so.

[Spell On Me]

Cool. Still working?

[smudge1]

Yes. I work at Denny’s. Offering take out now.

[dmb9howell]

Freaking love Denny's. Closest one to me is like a half hour though.

[Spell On Me]

I wasn't sure. I know a lot of restaurant workers who were laid off. Glad to hear you weren't.

[Spell On Me]

Hey Howell. Thanks again buddy.

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Hey Howell. Thanks again buddy.

You're very welcome. Figured I'd try to give my bros something to look forward to each day.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

I wasn't sure. I know a lot of restaurant workers who were laid off. Glad to hear you weren't.

Actually, I’m a Sous Chef at an assisted living facility. 400+ residents.
Got my “get out of jail” papers..in case I get pulled over.

[dmb9howell]

Freaking love assisted living facilities. Closest one to me is like a half hour though.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Freaking love assisted living facilities. Closest one to me is like a half hour though.

I can get something out to you.
Mechanical or purée?

[AJF_41]

would kill for a turkey dinner shake right now

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by smudge1

I can get something out to you.
Mechanical or purée?

Puree... mac & cheese maybe?

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Puree... mac & cheese maybe?

We can do Mac and cheese..with a nectar thickened water to help it slide down the pipes.
Remember to chew Howell.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by smudge1

We can do Mac and cheese..with a nectar thickened water to help it slide down the pipes.
Remember to chew Howell.

what kinda cheese?

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

anyone know binary?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

only 0's and 1's i know about are my guys arby and hilly

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

I think Dallas wins 10 games this year

#fearlesspredictions

Originally Posted by thebridge15

that defense is too bad

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Shit, forgot about defense. Nevermind

Originally Posted by AJF_41

phish thread on a dmb message board

Originally Posted by Arby

I guess I just cant see The Thread surviving without me, but if you guys want to continue as a memorial I guess I can see that sort of.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

http://i.imgur.com/D021aS5.jpg

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

I'm not sure I ever got enough credit for the Leaving Temporarily thread.

That's okay though I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i wonder how i'd feel if funk really did bite it tonight.

it'd be tough not to feel somewhat responsible i suppose

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

i'm not too worried about it

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i mean obviously im not losing any sleep

Originally Posted by scrock25

Nice, do some mescaline and be sure to put your dick in some strange.

Originally Posted by ryguy469

sup wayne, smudge?

Buttermilk Ranch 10
Caesar 10
Balsamic Vinegar 11
Italian 10
French 9
Champagne Vinaigrette 10

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

ranch

fucking gross

why even eat a salad if you're going to dump that shit on top?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Ranch is easily my least favorite non solid food. Guac is close

Originally Posted by ryguy469

who said it was on salad?
Prefer it on a nice chicken cutlet sandwich with bacon and cheddar cheese.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

well don't fucking list it with other salad dressings then you fucking dolt

ranch is a good condiment
terrible dressing

Originally Posted by ryguy469

It's a salad dressing that functions much better as a condiment. Doesn't make it any less of a salad dressing.

edit: we're good man.

Originally Posted by thebridge15

stopped putting ranch on salad when I was like 12

still a p dank condiment though

Originally Posted by Arby

I have absolutely zero problems with Ranch

Originally Posted by mrignatious

Yeah I'm gonna go pro-ranch on this one.

Originally Posted by jrod41

#LoVE putting Ranch on my salad. Awesome condiment.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

will ranch tear arby and christoph apart?

only time will tell

stay tuned my friends

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

ive said it once ill say it again.

ranch is for poor people.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

http://i.imgur.com/q6DTkwx.gif

Originally Posted by thebridge15

it's for people who don't want to eat salad

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i mean im sure there's instances where this doesn't hold true but 99 times out of 100 if you like ranch you are making 50k/year or less.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Originally Posted by mrignatious

If ranch is for poors then I don't wanna be rich.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

if you don't want salad don't eat fucking salad.

only a poor person would eat something they don't want and compromise by flooding it in jesus cum.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Can confirm. My Amex Centurion won't even process the transaction if ranch will be on the receipt.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

I'm okay with ranch. if it's there I'll dabble

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

has massive trust fund



drives a lexus



nuff said



basically got fired two weeks ago.



does pnagle know about this? im guessing no.



yells at kids getting handy's in the movie theater.



mops up AIDS infested jizz on the weekends at a rest stop making $3.50/hour.


looks like im batting 1.000 on this one.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

^^ wife makes the dough and tops the pizza if you catch my drift.

still hitting 1.000

Originally Posted by Arby

Last time I was at the grocery store Ranch, Italian, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Blu Cheese....everything was the SAME PRICE!

Care to explain yourself becca?

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

yes, you were in the poor generic dressing aisle at walmart.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

horrible analysis

wife beaters and hanes white t-shirts are the same price too

Originally Posted by Arby

Actually I buy Newman's Own. It's a little more expensive, but proceeds go to charity.

What kind of dressing do you get, bozo?

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

newmans own

im out of here on that note.

arby send me your paypal address i want to send you $0.50

Originally Posted by Arby

So you cant say 1 is for poor people and the other isnt if they are the same price.

Originally Posted by Arby

Becca cant answer what dressing he buys?

He's living a lie and been bluffing this whole time?

Originally Posted by Arby

Yea whatever. Im not spending my last days on earth arguing with you clowns.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

I only use grey poupon.

Originally Posted by Arby

The irony is that I RARELY use ranch. Just looking out for the 99%

Originally Posted by Arby

The fact that no one has a good argument against me is hard to watch.

Im not melting by the way

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

the 99% can suck a dick

probably tastes the same as eating ranch anyway

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

sucking dick is such a 1% thing to do

Originally Posted by Arby

I will ban every last one of you before I pass on

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[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by aicdmb

You might have to do a full reset and reboot of all ios systems
PM me for details

Originally Posted by mrignatious

Originally Posted by AJF_41

wayne
my man

am i crazy, or is that a lot of lol guys?

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Holy lol guys.

Originally Posted by mrignatious

hey if you got it flaunt it adam. tell me something good!

Originally Posted by AJF_41

jesus fucking sugar man christ

Originally Posted by mrignatious

Originally Posted by Keyz

NP: Young Runner - Young Runner

Originally Posted by Arby

Running Young

Originally Posted by Arby

There's your lp title babe

Originally Posted by Arby

Sophomore effort: A little older, a little faster

Originally Posted by Arby

Comeback album: still running after all these years

Originally Posted by Arby

Live album release: Running Wild

Originally Posted by thebridge15

haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
i dont even want
none of the above
i want to piss on you

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

yeah its nice seeing you back drum. in all honesty, i know we give you a lot of shit and rag on you for posting dud after dud

Originally Posted by nikkidmb

Ate 3 apples so far today

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Thinking of murdering some vagina tonight. Thoughts?

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

don't do it

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Sorry for the delay, quick update on my Rams franchise:

Went 5-11 first season, traded some high draft picks and sam bradford to get Adrian Peterson.
I moved the team to Mexico City, naturally.
Went all in on a dope stadium, really overshot my prowess as an owner, before the preseason was over, I was $70 million in the hole and promptly fired. Game over.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

I'm like 98% committed to changing my first name to Oregano

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Realized last night that gun to my head, I couldn't tell you when Shakespeare was alive. 100 years ago? A thousand??

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

I read all of becca's posts in a Joe Pesci voice.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

I picture you taking perpetual loads in the back of your throat from an AIDS infested cock.

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[unccrombie]

Glad to see you working weekends, my man

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by awsomepath

http://i.imgur.com/sDrzhBf.jpg

#bragging

Originally Posted by scrock25

Can't stand it when you're having a conversation with somebody at work and you can tell that they're just not paying attention.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

Can't stand it when you're trying your hardest to show you're not paying attention to someone and they continue trying to talk to you

Originally Posted by laura22

hey guys!

im back!

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

Did Laura choose a side yet? There's been a line drawn in the sand and I'm just curious where she stands before I respond to her.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

i miss anything today?

Originally Posted by Arby

I think Keyz said hi to you. So nothing really

Originally Posted by AJF_41

http://i.imgur.com/nO8rZ.gif

Originally Posted by AJF_41

wayne

have you updated your safe word?

i'm updating my files

thanks

Originally Posted by mrignatious

If adam thinks I'm just gonna throw my safe word around in a public forum then he's right.

It's mini-lasagna.

Originally Posted by Arby

Question for all:

What is your favorite dance style from the 1950s?

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

mashed potato

been waiting on this question for awhile

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

I cood rearry go for sum kung pao chicken, chicken fry rye, egg rorr, egg drop soup, crab rorr, crab rague and a side of hot oyo right bout Mao

Originally Posted by Arby

Question for all:

Have you or your SO ever forgotten your anniversary or your SOs birthday? What happened?

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

No. I prefer not to be murdered in my sleep.

Originally Posted by Arby

David where do you see yourself in 60 years?

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.

Still posting in the thread having achieved top 4 status and getting showered in lol guys from the n00bs

Originally Posted by nikkidmb

Hey guys
I feel like I was dreaming that I went to farm aid cause after the 3 hour drive that I slept through home I slept for 14 hours straight

Originally Posted by AJF_41

was that a tough sentence for anyone else?

Originally Posted by mrignatious

this

Originally Posted by mrignatious

I should clarify. I don't personally think it was a tough sentence, but I am curious if anyone else thought it was.

Originally Posted by Arby

Might name my first son Bigsby.

Originally Posted by jrod41

Classic Arby

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

http://i.imgur.com/5O2jgbu.gif

Originally Posted by unccrombie

hey guys
i slept outside on 15th street on Saturday night
no it wasn't a new reality TV show about trying to be homeless

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

How do you bros feel about okra?

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

http://www.maxistentialism.com/bees/oprahbees.gif

Originally Posted by scrock25

So awesome to see the NFL bungling all of this PR shit royally.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Doubt the nfl even makes it to thanksgiving

Originally Posted by Arby

Naw, they're too nig to fail at this point

Originally Posted by Arby

I meant big!! hahaha

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Wish there was some sort of outlet for these guys to take their aggression out. Like set one day aside each week, say Sunday, where they can put on some sort of armor and just run full speed and smack other guys.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

post-brunch relationship is a great band name

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Let it be known that I'm now recording my home demos under the name Post-Brunch Relationship.

Originally Posted by Arby

Wish our Threads genre was "post-funk"

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[Spell On Me]

Hey all. Busy morning today. I finally got into the random posts! MAL Howell!

[TrampledUnderw.]

Hey Arby can you delete my entire post history in here and let me restart?

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.

Hey Arby can you delete my entire post history in here and let me restart?

Just have him delete your entire post history on Ants.

[Spell On Me]

Good call. Or just his entire profile.

[Beefsteak1138]

Really hope the Peters twins are staying safe and practicing social distancing.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Really hope the Peters twins are staying safe and practicing social distancing.

Running out of material to watch bro?

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by smudge1

Just have him delete your entire post history on Ants.

is this an IRL feature?