The Thread

[Funkhouser]

I keep picturing keith having a pet pig and walking him around nyc during the day. Then making out with him before bed every night. I seriously can't stop laughing.

[keithcoldroses]

I actually have a pet bird. He kinda looks like you.

[LadyMadonna68]

whats your birds name

[Funkhouser]

There was a kid in College, a total goober, who had a pet pig. His name was Piglet and he would walk him around campus. I always tried to match my route with his but never was able to get close enough to him. One day I had the opportunity and I asked if I could pet his pig. He said no and walked away. I drank myself into oblivion that night.

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

There was a kid in College, a total goober, who had a pet pig. His name was Piglet and he would walk him around campus. I always tried to match my route with his but never was able to get close enough to him. One day I had the opportunity and I asked if I could pet his pig. He said no and walked away. I drank myself into oblivion that night.

[keithcoldroses]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

whats your birds name

Moses .

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

whats your birds name

[scrock25]

Great, you guys scared Seen away. Nice.

You fucking ruined Christmas.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

:: dumps a sno cone on srocms head ::

[Funkhouser]

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses

I actually have a pet bird. He kinda looks like you.

I get that a lot. Not kidding.

[AJF_41]

scrock, don't...

[YouNeverKnow25]

sounds like the best Christmas ever imo

[YouNeverKnow25]

This is better even than the Christmas I got an official Dream Team II Shaquille oneal jersey.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

I have never ejaculated on chirstmas.
the year that I do will be the best Christmas ever.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

:: dumps a sno cone on srocms head ::

:: eats own head ::

Originally Posted by AJF_41

scrock, don't...

Adam, I love you like I love my own mother, so just because of that I won't.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

sounds like the best Christmas ever imo

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

This is better even than the Christmas I got an official Dream Team II Shaquille oneal jersey.

Hahaha you chickenfuckers.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

I have never ejaculated on chirstmas.
the year that I do will be the best Christmas ever.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

adam is scrops mother?

didn't see that coming.

[Keyz]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

:: dumps a sno cone on srocms head ::

it's shave ice, you fucking moron.

[YouNeverKnow25]

What kind of moron doesn't JO on Christmas?

What better way to celebrate immaculate conception than throwing some semen into a tube sock and seeing what happens?

[AJF_41]

ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition

The Best Nap I Ever Got

I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set

[Rebecca De Mornay]

mad libs questions:

1. after eating a babybel cheese wheel I ______________ with the wax
2. today I ________________ for exercise
3.


got bored. fuck it.

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition

The Best Nap I Ever Got

I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set

[Funkhouser]

I remember the Christmas I got the original play station vividly. My dad didn't give us it until like an hour after we were done opening presents. He kept rubbing it in too. Asking us if there was something we wanted that we didn't get. We told him playstation and he told us that was a gift for good sons who did a lot more yard work, maybe next year. I literally almost jumped up and punched him in the face. Finally he asked us to clean up the garage and grab something from the car and it was in there. After he gave it to us he said we still need to do more yard work.

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

mad libs questions:

1. after eating a babybel cheese wheel I ______________ with the wax
2. today I ________________ for exercise
3.


got bored. fuck it.

1. n/a, never had one
2. pumped iron
3. feel like this bad boy never gets any action:

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition

The Best Nap I Ever Got

I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set

incidentally that was the best ejaculation of my life.
once I realized you were coming in and out of consciousness it went from a 9 to a 10.

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

I remember the Christmas I got the original play station vividly. My dad didn't give us it until like an hour after we were done opening presents. He kept rubbing it in too. Asking us if there was something we wanted that we didn't get. We told him playstation and he told us that was a gift for good sons who did a lot more yard work, maybe next year. I literally almost jumped up and punched him in the face. Finally he asked us to clean up the garage and grab something from the car and it was in there. After he gave it to us he said we still need to do more yard work.

hahahah do we have the same dad?

[Keyz]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition

The Best Nap I Ever Got

I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set

[Rebecca De Mornay]

LT29 seriously was a sick show.

Nancies -> warehouse opener?

get out of here.

[Funkhouser]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

ThrowBackFriday: 41 Edition

The Best Nap I Ever Got

I had just had my face melted off by DandtB's in what turned out to be LT29. My and my bestie 89 hop in the car and hit the road for the long drive back to Cbus. It's fucking pouring rain, we can barely see the car in front of us. We had been pounding brews all day - but I'm fairly certain drew bear has every thing under control. 89 launches into this 90 minute tutorial on annuities. The in's and out's, the risk/return profile, etc. He's really digging in. All I remember is listening to the rain on the rooftop (#dmb) of the car and occasionally going, "oh really", "that's interesting". Anyway, best nap of my life. #whatanight #metgail #bartender #dmb1set

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

LT29 seriously was a sick show.

Nancies -> warehouse opener?

get out of here.

loooooove

baby!