How many bananas could you eat if got paid $10k per banana?

[OK_Ant]

I recently ate 4 bananas in a couple minutes, so I'd probably at least be able to do 6-10.

[prdstmnky36]

Now all I can think of is what it would look like to throw up 15 bananas

[Lee3691]

Originally Posted by OK_Ant

I recently ate 4 bananas in a couple minutes, so I'd probably at least be able to do 6-10.

Regular sized?

[SmoothG]

Apparently the lethal dose for eating bananas in one sitting is 400.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34225517

[OK_Ant]

Originally Posted by Lee3691

Regular sized?

Yes. Still slightly green. No issues.

Honestly, it may have been closer to 3 minutes, but still, they didn't last long.

[Lee3691]

Originally Posted by SmoothG

Apparently the lethal dose for eating bananas in one sitting is 400.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34225517

Good stuff. A waiver will still be required.

[Lee3691]

Originally Posted by OK_Ant

Yes. Still slightly green. No issues.

Honestly, it may have been closer to 3 minutes, but still, they didn't last long.

That's impressive. Three regular sized ones can make me quite full. Sometimes I try to find the smallest ones possible though since my kids are still relatively young, and those I could do much more.

[prdstmnky36]

Shit, I forgot I am supposed to watch my potassium intake, lol.

[BTCS_JTR]

399 it is!

[Beefsteak1138]

Too much sugar for me. I'd rather have my feet than 10K.

edit: My answer is one.

[scrock25]

Bout tree fiddy.

[Roose13]

I'd shoot for 11-20 I think

[ToySoldier#34]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

With $150k I can afford one phenomenal poop knife

[Climb2safety]

Blend them up with some strawberries, rum, triple sec and almond milk.

Given the one puke rule I’d think 30 is easily possible.

[laura22]

around 7 as long as they are less ripe- and i think i would just power through the 30 second breaks. im better off going back to back instead of letting it settle

if they are ripe- probably closer to 4. with the breaks for positive self talk. brown bananas gross me out.

[coldengrey12]

Originally Posted by laura22

around 7 as long as they are less ripe- and i think i would just power through the 30 second breaks. im better off going back to back instead of letting it settle

if they are ripe- probably closer to 4. with the breaks for positive self talk. brown bananas gross me out.

This is why varied ripeness would be a limiting factor for me, too

I like em when they are starting to get spots, which is when I assume you would be like, "Get that nasty dead banana out of my face"

[TrampledUnderw.]

No give me the ripest, mushiest bananas so I can just cram them down my throat easier. I am paying off my student loans

[Lee3691]

I think mushiest would be easier to eat but to each his or her own. I can confirm that there will be minimal brown sports in the bananas, if any.

[dontdrink36]

I'd try for 15-20 to be able to pay down debt and get a down payment for a house. But I highly doubt I could pull it off.

[Erich]

How many goats would you fuck if you were paid $10k per goat?

30 seconds between goats, and you're allowed one vomit.

[Roose13]

Originally Posted by Erich

How many goats would you fuck if you were paid $10k per goat?

30 seconds between goats, and you're allowed one vomit.

Calm down, Aberforth.

[Speilmen230]

Voted 6-10. Feel confident in the 6-7 range. 8-10 would be pushing it. Don't wanna use my puke. Love bananas. They're filling.

[ThatLetter]

$60-$100K could get me out of a couple of jams.

[samiota]

Just in case you forgot how to actually peel a banana, please remind yourself here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFolkxtUIY

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by samiota

Just in case you forgot how to actually peel a banana, please remind yourself here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFolkxtUIY

Nope.

Also...

https://images.app.goo.gl/c5CVDhCHqyoqfDCk7

[jrod41]

7-8 pretty easily. Could probably push double digits for that kinda money though.