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Old 07-14-2009, 11:15 PM   #121
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One of the best parts of internet porn is the website name. There's some comedic gold out there.
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    I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?
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    Old 07-15-2009, 12:01 AM   #123
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    I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?
    That`s exactly what i was thinking I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 12:04 AM   #124
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    That`s exactly what i was thinking I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.
    But he's stamina training!
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    Old 07-15-2009, 12:08 AM   #125
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    But he's stamina training!



    This thread has had me in stitches,love it.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 01:37 AM   #126
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    I started laughing when I read the thread title and haven't stopped yet. This thread>>>>>>The Fleshlight!
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    Old 07-15-2009, 05:59 AM   #127
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    Been lurking this thread....has had me in stitches from beginning to end keep this goin
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    Old 07-15-2009, 08:41 AM   #128
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    i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.
    id say with this post it'll get up to 150 and die out before 200
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    Old 07-15-2009, 08:55 AM   #129
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    That`s exactly what i was thinking I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.
    If your boyfriend did have a fleshlight, I'm sure he's got a pretty good idea of "the way you feel".
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    Old 07-15-2009, 09:02 AM   #130
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    marketing the fleshlight.http://slog.thestranger.com/files/20...fleshlight.gif
    how could you say no!
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    Old 07-15-2009, 09:13 AM   #131
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    creative.
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/...1b1f495b_o.jpg
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    Old 07-15-2009, 09:18 AM   #132
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    Old 07-15-2009, 09:21 AM   #133
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    I love Ants because of stuff like this.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 09:23 AM   #134
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    Re: Fleshlight?
    I've used one, and i am not ashamed


    and it does feel pretty legit. Just got to add lotion
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:09 AM   #135
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    I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?
    Come on, doesn't your hand get boring sometimes?
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:10 AM   #136
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    gross.
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    bills are paying the jags o-line coach 4 million this year.

    that will be a tough one for the aliens to figure out.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:14 AM   #137
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    I've used one, and i am not ashamed


    and it does feel pretty legit. Just got to add lotion
    That makes it sound like you shared it with someone else.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:15 AM   #138
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    actually now that i think of it i think my friend has one

    sending text now...
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:15 AM   #139
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    i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

    i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
    Seriously buddy, use your hand and some lube. Or find a girl at school.

    Or just stop being a pervy weirdo. Toys are for girls.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:16 AM   #140
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    That makes it sound like you shared it with someone else.
    I was going to say "How do you just 'use' one?" It's either yours or it's not.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:18 AM   #141
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    Seriously buddy, use your hand and some lube. Or find a girl at school.

    Or just stop being a pervy weirdo. Toys are for girls.
    nah..he needs to buy one and post a video of himself unwrapping the fleshlight.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:22 AM   #142
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    Re: Fleshlight?
    When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:25 AM   #143
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    When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.
    eww?
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:26 AM   #144
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    When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.
    No wonder she's an ex. What a cocktease.

    On a side note to the OP, if this gets purchased, I want pics.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:28 AM   #145
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    When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.
    I'm calling bullshit.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:31 AM   #146
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    This thread is ultimately useless without pictures.
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:32 AM   #147
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    But not those kinds of pictures
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:32 AM   #148
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    I'm calling bullshit.
    Ok then. It's true, and that's that
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:36 AM   #149
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    I'm at work, so I cannot look it up. How much do these things cost?
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    Old 07-15-2009, 10:38 AM   #150
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    Come on, doesn't your hand get boring sometimes?
    As long as it gets the job done

    Lets look at the alternative...get one of these, your friends or parents find out...holy crap you're in for a lot of shit.
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