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Old 02-11-2011, 03:10 PM   #121
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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    This moment turned me on to Seinfeld:


    KRAMER: Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast.

    GEORGE: What signal? What-what signal?

    KRAMER: I'll yell, uh, 'Hoochie mama!'

    GEORGE: If I do it, will you buy a computer?

    KRAMER: On the signal, George. On the signal.

    GEORGE: Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

    JERRY: I love you, Costanza.

    GEORGE: Will you shut up?!

    KRAMER: Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:12 PM   #123
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    Kramer comes up with the best shit ever.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:12 PM   #124
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    What is that?
    It's my new coat.
    You ditched the fur?
    Yeah, I saw Jerry wearing his, and he looked like a bit of a dandy. Check it out! 8 Ball! You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
    You're gonna wear this all the time?
    All signs point to YES.

    puddy is such a great character

    I love the way he says...that's right
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:14 PM   #125
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    puddy is such a great character

    I love the way he says...that's right

    He's such a simple-minded gentleman. He's so great.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:15 PM   #126
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    Can we all agree The Contest is one of the greatest sitcom episodes of all time? The moment that Kramer comes into Jerry's apartment and slams his money on the counter after they had been looking at the naked lady across the street is GOLD!
    That's gold Jerry. GOLD!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:18 PM   #127
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    "The woman across the way has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:19 PM   #128
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:21 PM   #129
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    I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:22 PM   #130
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    Are you the master of your domain?
    I would've lasted longer than Kramer. Elaine too if John John were still alive. George is a cheater. Jerry would've been tough to beat.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:23 PM   #131
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    I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs
    You're Batman.
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    You kept making all the stops?
    Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:26 PM   #132
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    I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

    I hate having YouTube blocked at work!!!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:27 PM   #133
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    I really couldn't say I have a favorite scene or episode, but this two minutes is right up there as the funniest two minutes there's ever been....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs
    This is why the show is the greatest sitcom ever. Because this hilarious scene is just one of hundreds of scenes that make you fall over laughing. Almost anything with Kramer is brilliant.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:30 PM   #134
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    You're Batman.
    I AM BATMAN!

    You kept making all the stops?
    Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!
    That's an amazing scene, but that might be one of my least favorite episodes. That girl that Kramer dates and Elaine works with is way too annoying. I can't stand her, even if they meant for it to be that way
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:32 PM   #135
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    This moment turned me on to Seinfeld:


    KRAMER: Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast.

    GEORGE: What signal? What-what signal?

    KRAMER: I'll yell, uh, 'Hoochie mama!'

    GEORGE: If I do it, will you buy a computer?

    KRAMER: On the signal, George. On the signal.

    GEORGE: Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

    JERRY: I love you, Costanza.

    GEORGE: Will you shut up?!

    KRAMER: Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa!
    "what happened here?"
    "the neighborhood kids...they've, uh, done some redecorating."
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM   #136
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    You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

    Yes I am.

    Oh yeah, what color is it?

    DAMNIT!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM   #137
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    Kramer as suburban America is so fucking funny.

    "Y'all come back real s-"

    *Door Slams*
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM   #138
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    George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
    Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:34 PM   #139
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    You're Batman.
    I AM BATMAN!

    You kept making all the stops?
    Weeeell, people kept RINGING THE BELL!
    Kramer...You did all of this, for a pinky toe?

    Well, it's a valuable appendage *Bop*.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:39 PM   #140
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    Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
    Kramer: Oh, Little Jerry loves the morning.
    Jerry: Who?
    Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah I named my chicken after you.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:39 PM   #141
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    And what is it that you do Mr. Pennypacker?

    Kramer: Well I'm an extremely wealthy indrustrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:41 PM   #142
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    The Bizzaro Jerry is such a fantastic episode:

    Jerry's house, it's dark, JERRY is sitting at the table waiting up as KRAMER comes in and turns on the light.

    KRAMER
    Jerry. Hey Jerry?

    JERRY
    I'm right here. You're late.

    KRAMER
    Yeah, well, I got held up, you know. What happened to your hand?

    JERRY
    Like you care.

    KRAMER
    The work piled up, I lost track of time--

    JERRY
    Oh! Sure! Sure! You an' your work! Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only calls when he wants something, and I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken, which, by the way, [drops chicken into sink] was, for two.

    KRAMER
    You cooked?

    JERRY
    I ordered in. It's still effort.

    KRAMER
    Ow! Jeez!

    JERRY
    What's wrong?

    KRAMER
    It's my stomach.

    JERRY
    You're probably getting an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us...

    KRAMER
    You know what? You're right. These reports, they can wait a couple of hours. Whadda say we go out tonight? Any place you want.

    JERRY
    The coffeeshop?

    KRAMER
    You got it, buddy.

    JERRY
    I'll call George!

    I just love that dynamic.

    Then Krmaer getting fired

    KRAMER

    What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

    LELAND
    Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work...Quite frankly, it stinks.

    KRAMER
    Well, I ah.. been having trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

    LELAND
    No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all...I don't know what this is supposed to be!

    KRAMER
    Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..

    LELAND
    Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

    KRAMER
    I don't even really work here!

    LELAND
    That's what makes this so difficult.
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    Haha both of those exchanges have me on the floor every time.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 03:58 PM   #144
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    Well, turns out that the master [DaVinci] slept only twenty minutes every three hours. That works out to two and a half extra days that I'm awake per week, every week. Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years!
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    This is my favorite Seinfeld moment EVER. There is something so genius and perfect about the setup - he tells them their son is dead, and Frank's reaction is to let him have it for a baseball move. Priceless.
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    Its a Pig Man!!!


    Now that is one magic loogie

    One of the most underrated characters is easily puddy,
    I love in the finale when Elaine says Puddy, don't wait for me. And puddy just responses with a yeah ok and walks away haha
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    One of the most underrated characters is easily puddy,
    I love in the finale when Elaine says Puddy, don't wait for me. And puddy just responses with a yeah ok and walks away haha
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    Brady is not going to let the crappier younger brother of Fat Forehead beat him in anything. Period.
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    Kramer and the rickshaw was also pretty funny.
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    jerry its frank costanza mr steinbrenner is here george is dead call me back!!
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    Kramer and the rickshaw was also pretty funny.
    'We're thinking of bringing the rickshaw to New York.'

    'No you're not.'

    'Yeah! Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.'

    'No he doesn't.'
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