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Old 02-10-2011, 05:54 PM   #31
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"Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally we can breathe!"
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    The Puffy Shirt show is all kinds of awesomeness.

    "I won a contest."
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    Old 02-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #33
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    "Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally we can breathe!"
    "I think you may have something here, George."

    "Oh.....I've got something."
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    Old 02-10-2011, 06:37 PM   #34
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    A Festivus for the rest of us!

    Krooger! My son tells me your company stinks!
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    Old 02-10-2011, 06:39 PM   #35
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    Who is this?
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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:12 PM   #36
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    I'm out!
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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:17 PM   #37
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    I'm on no sleep! NO SLEEP! You dunno what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking, and that red light's burning my brains.
    You look a little stressed.
    Oh, I'm stressed.
    So Kramer, what am I gonna do? If I don't have that hat by 4 o'clock, they're gonna take me down like Nixon!
    You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
    I thought he was Kramer's friend.
    He called last night 'bout 3 am, and we got to talkin'. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. Forty Bucks.
    Are they real sable?
    No, but the difference is negligible.
    (...Oh yeah, I like this idea.)
    Alright, let's go.
    Giddyup!

    Kramer and Jerry trade personalities ftw
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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:18 PM   #38
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    A low rumple, a metallica squink, a glonk. Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!"

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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:19 PM   #39
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    How could pulp fly all the way across the table?

    Pulp can MOVE BABY!!!
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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:25 PM   #40
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    "What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland!"

    "Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?!"

    "Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall! ...Anyway I just really came up to get some detergent."
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    Old 02-10-2011, 07:44 PM   #41
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    You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you
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    Old 02-10-2011, 08:51 PM   #42
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    A low rumple, a metallica squink, a glonk. Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!"
    GEORGE: There are some people in this room who would have been very happy to never see this briefcase again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And this tape recorder.

    WYCK: George...

    GEORGE: You'll have your turn! The truth must be heard. <Plays back the tape.> That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out..."Dear God!" Let's start with, uh...with you, Wyck.

    WYCK: George, Quinn here was moving a chair...he lost his balance and dropped it...it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

    GEORGE: Alright, then. We've gotten to the bottom of that.
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    Old 02-10-2011, 10:17 PM   #43
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    The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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    Old 02-10-2011, 11:19 PM   #44
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    enjoy....blame it on the rain?



    http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/0...references.jpg
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    Old 02-10-2011, 11:57 PM   #45
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    GEORGE: There are some people in this room who would have been very happy to never see this briefcase again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And this tape recorder.

    WYCK: George...

    GEORGE: You'll have your turn! The truth must be heard. <Plays back the tape.> That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out..."Dear God!" Let's start with, uh...with you, Wyck.

    WYCK: George, Quinn here was moving a chair...he lost his balance and dropped it...it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

    GEORGE: Alright, then. We've gotten to the bottom of that.
    I love this little bit before that happened.

    GEORGE: I don't know if you're ready for it.

    JERRY: Please.

    GEORGE: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never -

    JERRY: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this. (The door buzzer sounds, Jerry answers it.) Yeah?
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    Old 02-11-2011, 12:04 AM   #46
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    George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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    Old 02-11-2011, 12:09 AM   #47
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    Kramer!

    stop the fight!

    tamale!
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    Brady is not going to let the crappier younger brother of Fat Forehead beat him in anything. Period.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 12:09 AM   #48
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    You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!
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    I want to name my son Art Vandalay, and no, he does not have a choice, he is going to become an architect
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    Old 02-11-2011, 09:27 AM   #50
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    GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda.

    SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring you.

    GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda.

    SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda.

    GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A

    Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

    SUSAN: Yeah.

    George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle.

    SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

    GEORGE: No, Seven.

    SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

    GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

    Susan scoffs.

    GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

    SUSAN: I don't think so.

    GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

    SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

    GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

    SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

    GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name!

    SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!

    GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me!

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    Old 02-11-2011, 09:28 AM   #51
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    Cups in the front...loops in the back
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    You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!
    blooper version
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG_fsBstXuM

    original version
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsljUAUdlc
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    You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!
    one of the best scenes in the show
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    Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?
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    That image is amazing.

    Just scanning that, I immediately see Sue Ellen Mischke's bra, Crazy Joe Davola (as the clown), and what I assume are Cheever letters.
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    Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?
    http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/
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    Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?
    You should try googling "Seinfeld Scripts". Might give good results.
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    You should try googling "Seinfeld Scripts". Might give good results.

    what is this google you speak of?
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    I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st. How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!!
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    Does anyone have a link to that site where all of the Seinfeld scripts are archived?
    http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Seinfeld+Scripts
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