The Ship

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

that's a whole different monster my friend

im not your friend guy!!!

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

I too hate hairy bush. But, just the term by itself. Panty hamster. It is great. It is hilarious. Coming in contact with a panty hamster is NOT ok. But, hearing it brings the lulzs.

Dick dock is a good one as well. But, it reminds me of tick tock and...I don't know. But, yes both are fantastic.

it's all about the poetry and wordflow of a vagina nickname. you can go the route of sideways smile, DNA dumpster, captain snatch, etc. but they don't roll of the tounge the same way.

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by haybale97

im not your friend guy!!!

oh ok, you son of a bitch

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

oh ok, you son of a bitch

...somebody hasn't seen south park..

[Jimi Thing 10]

fail on my part... carry on

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

fail on my part... carry on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uzJVkeaUI

[Bohrman26]

Before we dive off the deep end here let's just get one thing straight:

Balls into Taco Bell ass.

[Jimi Thing 10]

^^wow... give me a minute to collect my thoughts on this

edit: ok im back... you cannot fit your balls in an asshole

[Bohrman26]

Take your time. It's not an easy one to wrap your mind around. But, once you do...life will never be the same. Nor will Taco Bell. Which is more profound? Well, that is up to you.

[Jimi Thing 10]

something like that would only be achievable with an antswolf shirt

[Prime Minister]

poop butt

[Jimi Thing 10]

birth cannon

[Bohrman26]

Blow dryer? No thanks:

Fart dryer.

[Prime Minister]

Who here as physically licked an ass? We need the truth people. There is no such thing as shame in this thread. (except for the op)

So far we have Dave & Taco Bell dude. Who else?

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Who here as physically licked an ass? We need the truth people. There is no such thing as shame in this thread. (except for the op)

So far we have Dave & Taco Bell dude. Who else?

I'm sure I've done it at some point with my ex....some freaky shit goes down during blackout sex.

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by rangel0004

I'm sure I've done it at some point with my ex....some freaky shit goes down during blackout sex.

Pretty much this.

*raises hand*

[Prime Minister]

So now we have:


Dave
Taco Bell dude
rangel0004
Bohrman


Don't be shy people.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

So now we have:


Dave
Taco Bell dude
rangel0004
Bohrman


Don't be shy people.

patty isn't down with this, so now. not i

[thehammer316]

I heard you were taking roll on ass-licking. Where do I sign in?

[mcwyffe]

yep.

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

So now we have:


Dave
Taco Bell dude
rangel0004
Bohrman


Don't be shy people.

The answer is yes...

[ProudMonkey420]

Originally Posted by socccerr8

Idk if this is already a thread but I have a little story to tell. Pretty short. Anyone else if u have a story in which DMB has played a roll in the not talking to or changing your opinion off someone leave it here.

-I had been hooking up with this girl for a while over the summer. I went back to school and so did she. She came up to visit one weekend and one of my buddies who's a big DMB asks her what her favorite DMB song was, I already knew that she was a DMB fan so that was a good thing, but her answer shocked me.. she says DREAMGIRL. So a few days later after she left and went back to her school I ended it with her. One reason was because of this answer.

I feel good about myself after hearing that story...

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by haybale97

patty isn't down with this, so now. not i

Don't be mad....but Patty is most certainly down with this.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Don't be mad....but Patty is most certainly down with this.

:boards plane en route to huntsville alabama, with a blunt, heavy, wooden object

[SeanMH]

Originally Posted by haybale97

:boards plane en route to huntsville alabama, with a blunt, heavy, wooden object

good luck with that...they ain't never seen one of those airplane thingies down in the 'bama.

they might think you're an alien.

[VivaMonkeyMan]

lmao. Dream Girl sucks balls. And so does Julia Roberts. HA.

[SeanMH]

Originally Posted by VivaMonkeyMan

lmao. Dream Girl sucks balls. And so does Julia Roberts. HA.

watch out, she's on the forums here...

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by haybale97

:boards plane en route to huntsville alabama, with a blunt, heavy, wooden object

I'll be waiting, licking Patty's ass.

Originally Posted by SeanMH

good luck with that...they ain't never seen one of those airplane thingies down in the 'bama.

they might think you're an alien.

slolololol.........slololololol.....

Originally Posted by VivaMonkeyMan

lmao. Dream Girl sucks balls. And so does Julia Roberts. HA.

Good to know *unzips pants*

[VivaMonkeyMan]

Originally Posted by SeanMH

watch out, she's on the forums here...

lol. I did love you in Hook though, Julia!!!

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

I'll be waiting, licking Patty's ass.



slolololol.........slololololol.....



Good to know *unzips pants*

that bitch only eats at the honker burger, which gives you unbelievably bad diarhea. enjoy