The Thread

[Arby]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

That was your cue to line up some Q'sFA, Arbs... I don't know how much more obvious I can be.

QFH:

where are your questions?

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by Arby

QFH:

where are your questions?

Oh they're out there somewhere, floating in the abyss.

[Arby]

Originally Posted by dmb9howell

Oh they're out there somewhere, floating in the abyss.

Sounds like my honeymoon

[LadyMadonna68]

Here are 5 Perks, choose 2 you want and tell us why:


Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo no negative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)

[YouNeverKnow25]

prodigy and looper

I'll figure out how to best use looper once you hook me up with prodigy

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Here are 5 Perks, choose 2 you want and tell us why:


Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo no negative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)

Moneybags - already smart so don't need +50 IQ points, would be able to buy madman effects in small doses plus have some other fun.

Efficient - negates looper if I can stay awake 24/7. better perks

[thebridge15]

moneybags and prodigy for sure

[TrampledUnderw.]

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Here are 5 Perks, choose 2 you want and tell us why:


Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo no negative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)

A 91k salary doing literally nothing is pretty appealing, but these are pretty interesting. I'd have to think

[Funkhouser]

moneybags and prodigy

[YouNeverKnow25]

if I know the future an hour in advance I can make a lot more money than $250 a day

[dmb9howell]

Moneybags and Madman for me.

[Arby]

Oh Jesus Christ.. I like this.....

Think I might go Prodigy and Madman. Shit or would I do moneybags and just pay for more schooling or something??

This is hard, lemme think

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

if I know the future an hour in advance I can make a lot more money than $250 a day

that's a good point

I never pick the time travel / time stoppage things in these hypotheticals for some reason

[YouNeverKnow25]

plus at my advanced intellect I'd be leveraging that hour's knowledge into billions, most likely

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

if I know the future an hour in advance I can make a lot more money than $250 a day

sounds like looper and efficient for you
why do you need prodigy, you really think +50 IQ is going to help your lawyer brain that much?

[Funkhouser]

knowing the future would have a lot of drawbacks too. I would feel guilty for practically everything. Just give me the money and the IQ and let me live in peace

[LadyMadonna68]

Looper: negates moneybags, go to vegas, bet everything on red, if its black, rewind, bet on black. double up every minute and boom im flushed with cash.

Madman: never ever feel bad ever again? no brainer. need to lose weight? trigger max dose of adderall. also would help me learn shit.

[YouNeverKnow25]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

sounds like looper and efficient for you
why do you need prodigy, you really think +50 IQ is going to help your lawyer brain that much?

sometimes I just stare at that rubber pencil trick for hours on end

[TrampledUnderw.]

I feel like the IQ would just turn you into a pretentious dbag

[hailtopitt]

Looper and Prodigy

both would allow me to make way more than $250 a day. i'm perfectly fine with the acquisition and the effects of the drugs i like to use. I'm used to sleeping and going to the bathroom so that's whatever.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

sometimes I just stare at that rubber pencil trick for hours on end

pencil in water blows my mind like clockwork.

[Arby]

ok, I understand looper now. Seems very weighted compared to the rest.

Id do looper and Madman then.

[YouNeverKnow25]

Originally Posted by Funkhouser

knowing the future would have a lot of drawbacks too. I would feel guilty for practically everything. Just give me the money and the IQ and let me live in peace

but it's not just knowledge of the future, it's the ability to go back and affect change pertaining to catastrophic events

you could have warned everybody about 9/11, or Stand Up

[YouNeverKnow25]

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.

I feel like the IQ would just turn you into a pretentious dbag

yeah but how would that effect unccrombie?

[hailtopitt]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

but it's not just knowledge of the future, it's the ability to go back and affect change pertaining to catastrophic events

you could have warned everybody about 9/11, or Stand Up

[LadyMadonna68]

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

but it's not just knowledge of the future, it's the ability to go back and affect change pertaining to catastrophic events

you could have warned everybody about 9/11, or Stand Up

[LadyMadonna68]

yeah looper is VERY weighted. ftr i didn't make these up. but looper seems to be the best choice in a vacuum.

[TrampledUnderw.]

Prodigy would be cool to be on the cutting edge of physics or chemistry. A life in academia would be cool

[YouNeverKnow25]

I jumped on looper first, before everybody knew how good it was. maybe somebody already blessed me with prodigy and I didn't realize it?

[LadyMadonna68]

i thought a while about going with prodigy because just knowing a lot of shit would be cool, but honestly knowledge is only as good as the money it makes me, and if i can use looper to rake in cash then i can deal with my IQ as is.