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Old 08-06-2003, 07:46 AM   #31
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  • Old 08-06-2003, 11:14 AM   #32
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    I figured eveyrone would appreciate this thread being topped
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    Old 08-06-2003, 11:33 AM   #33
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    aaahhhh. good times. good times.
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    Old 08-06-2003, 11:49 AM   #34
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    i'd forgotten how purely amazing this thread was!

    my tummy hurts from laughing so much...again.
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    Old 08-06-2003, 12:00 PM   #35
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    I just burst out laughing while on a conference call for work.

    "It doesn't get more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ass."

    Whoops, shouldn't look at that shit when I should be paying attention to work.

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    Old 08-06-2003, 12:03 PM   #36
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    dude, I'm sitting here at work and I laughed so hard reading the first 3 that I am actually crying. I had to stop, but I can't wait til I get home to read the rest.

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    Old 08-06-2003, 12:35 PM   #37
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    Re: Funniest shit i think Ive ever seen...

    Quote:
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    got this from a forum.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
    breeding territory.
    this one got me. ..... best thread ever!
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    Old 08-06-2003, 01:59 PM   #38
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    wow, erich! that definitely cheered me up...thanks!
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    Old 08-06-2003, 02:19 PM   #39
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    i find it weird that people used punctuation because no one i ever talk to does, maybe you need to be proper when cybering though
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    Old 08-06-2003, 02:43 PM   #40
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    i find it weird that people used punctuation because no one i ever talk to does, maybe you need to be proper when cybering though
    YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
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    Old 08-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #41
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    hilarious.
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    Old 08-17-2003, 05:59 PM   #42
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    i just NEED to top this
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    Old 08-17-2003, 06:48 PM   #43
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    Old 11-20-2003, 05:56 AM   #44
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    I can't even believe I read all that. It was looong and wrooong.

    Hilarious, what a feck up.
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    Old 11-20-2003, 06:10 AM   #45
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    Old 11-20-2003, 06:27 AM   #46
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    that's the funniest shit I have ever seen!
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    Old 11-20-2003, 10:57 AM   #47
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    Holy shit that is great! I just emailed that to everyone I know! They will hate me at first but love it after they read.
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    Old 11-20-2003, 11:24 AM   #48
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    I forgot about this.
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    Old 11-20-2003, 11:34 AM   #49
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    that was well worth the reading!
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    Old 11-20-2003, 12:53 PM   #50
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    "bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass."

    I woke up my roomate who was taking a nap....
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    Old 11-20-2003, 09:06 PM   #51
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    that was the best thread i ever read. EVER. if there was a hall of fame, i vote this into it
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    Old 11-21-2003, 02:20 AM   #52
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    hahahahahahah extremely funny thanks a lot man, this made my day

    i love the rhinoceros one
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    Old 11-21-2003, 01:28 PM   #53
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    I could just read this over and over all day...

    Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
    Girl: Har
    Boy: You gotta do better than that!
    Boy: Your picture was really bad.
    Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
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    Old 11-21-2003, 01:30 PM   #54
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    Quote:
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    I could just read this over and over all day...

    Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
    Girl: Har
    Boy: You gotta do better than that!
    Boy: Your picture was really bad.
    Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
    That's the best part! Or the part about the chemotherapy!
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    Old 11-21-2003, 01:34 PM   #55
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    Old 11-21-2003, 01:47 PM   #56
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    Mine too!

    I think people around the office are getting annoyed with me. I keep walking around going "HAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
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    Old 11-21-2003, 02:01 PM   #57
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    Old 11-21-2003, 02:03 PM   #58
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    she should have typed "gimme all yer gold! HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
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    Old 11-21-2003, 03:22 PM   #59
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    Old 11-21-2003, 06:43 PM   #60
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