The Ship

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by Tripping 41

I think we ought to properly dedicate the trek to 1000 to chad then.
May he get through the rocky road.

As the 1k poster I'll allow this dedication.

[cpxc.]

Originally Posted by thehammer316

A founding member

username? i'm friends with him on fb

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

i'm somewhat nice to her

Only when you're horny....doesn't count.

[laura22]

Originally Posted by rangel0004

Haha I think him and Josh are the only ones who are nice to you

both matts (quirk and hammer)
craig is half nice
joseph is nice

[joshizzle3]

my first post was 24... so proud

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by CrashTheStone41

Yes he is. ha

Rick's first post in this thread. This was in response to the very first response to the OP which was: "you're an idiot."

Originally Posted by cpxc.

lololol first great thread of 2010. good work op.

Craig's first.

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

there was this girl and we were bangin in the back seat of my car, just having a great time. after a while, she moans "oh dave!" and i'm like "huh?" and she's like "oh i was imagining you were dave matthews" and i'm like oh that's cool. and we just keep going then a few minutes later, we're back in the groove and i yell "OH BOYD!" and she looks at me with disgust, and pushes me away and slapped me and got out of the car

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

btw i made that up. it's loosely based on a true story.

but i was at this party and there were a bunch of okay lookin girls and i couldn't decide which one to hit on, and when we were outside, one commented on my firedancer bumper sticker, and so that's the one i went after. to no avail though. she was kinda boring.

Josh's first two.

Originally Posted by haybale97

this is the first conversation of three that leads to you being gay
this is first one, sending a bitch off because of a song
then there's oh, hey, i wanna get back into the dating scene but i think i like guys now
and then there's, oh yeah, i'm a gay guy now

/terrible paraphrase

Doug's first.

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

I think it's appropriate to take care of some business here in this thread.

*takes a fire hot shit*

My first.

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

username? i'm friends with him on fb

thechad900000-5 zeroes I think.

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by joshizzle3

my first post was 24... so proud

In this thread?

[rangel0004]

I believe my first post was after McKibbben asked who's licked an ass and then I was the first to respond, then Bohrman, then all hell broke loose.

[cpxc.]

i'm actually the op

[cpxc.]

Originally Posted by rangel0004

thechad900000-5 zeroes I think.

ohhhh him

yeah hope he's ok

[sheldonlevene]

I don't think I remember mine. Were getting reminscent.

[laura22]

at bohrmans first post

[Tripping 41]

Originally Posted by Tripping 41

I typically only drift through dmbc, but this is the finest establishment in these parts.
Some absolute quality backreading.

I'm ashamed of this wretched first post.

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

I don't think I remember mine. Were getting reminscent.

Just following your lead, brudda

[joshizzle3]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

In this thread?

yeahhhh bro

[cpxc.]

mine was about how this thread should be moved from dmbc to here lol

[Tripping 41]

To Laurs: I was nice to you, then you were just an ego terrorist.

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by Prime Minister

Who here as physically licked an ass? We need the truth people. There is no such thing as shame in this thread. (except for the op)

So far we have Dave & Taco Bell dude. Who else?

Originally Posted by rangel0004

I'm sure I've done it at some point with my ex....some freaky shit goes down during blackout sex.

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Pretty much this.

*raises hand*

Originally Posted by Prime Minister

So now we have:


Dave
Taco Bell dude
rangel0004
Bohrman


Don't be shy people.

Originally Posted by haybale97

patty isn't down with this, so now. not i

Originally Posted by thehammer316

I heard you were taking roll on ass-licking. Where do I sign in?

Originally Posted by thechad90000

The answer is yes...

Shit got real in a hurry

[joshizzle3]

slaurs who would you fuck? me or hurley

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by laura22

both matts (quirk and hammer)
craig is half nice
joseph is nice
doug is always nice to me

thanks

[cpxc.]

Originally Posted by rangel0004

Shit got real in a hurry

ass lickers unite!!! i love it

[sheldonlevene]

How does one find a post? The 1k poster wants to know. I will hereby refer to myself as the 1k poster.

[cpxc.]

Originally Posted by laura22

both matts (quirk and hammer)
craig is half nice
joseph is nice

half nice?

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

mine was about how this thread should be moved from dmbc to here lol

I quoted your first and this is not accurate.

You said this was the first great thread of 2010.

[rangel0004]

Originally Posted by cpxc.

ass lickers unite!!! i love it

I think I only had like 70 posts since '04 before this thread started. I'd always been a lurker, but then ass licking was brought up for the first time in 6 years, and I caved.

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

How does one find a post? The 1k poster wants to know. I will hereby refer to myself as the 1k poster.

I just went to the first page and waited till I saw myself.

[cpxc.]

nevermind i was post 19..fuck y'all

[laura22]

Originally Posted by laura22

hahahahaha what the fuck

found my first post

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by rangel0004

I think I only had like 70 posts since '04 before this thread started. I'd always been a lurker, but then ass licking was brought up for the first time in 6 years, and I caved.