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Old 02-27-2009, 05:08 PM   #10951
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    Not in the least to tell you the truth.
    is your dick leathery?

    i couldn't imagine going commando in jeans. i couldn't even do it in khakis, the one time i tried, after about 30 minutes i was about to just take my pants off.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:10 PM   #10953
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    Nah, my dick's not leathery.

    You should have taken your pants off. That would have been epic.
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    I don't exactly need 50 inches, but I'd certainly take 20 without a doubt.
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    is your dick leathery?

    i couldn't imagine going commando in jeans. i couldn't even do it in khakis, the one time i tried, after about 30 minutes i was about to just take my pants off.
    For some reason, I just got the mental image that it looks like George Hamilton.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:13 PM   #10955
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    For some reason, I just got the mental image that it looks like George Hamilton.


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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:14 PM   #10956
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    Silvery hair, smile and all.

    I only dress him up in a suit on special occasions.
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    For my birthday, I asked Jeff to get the stupid cunt out of his life by finally sending that stern message that she needs to read.

    I told him it was cheaper than jewelry and he should feel lucky to have me.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:16 PM   #10958
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    I would only agree to those terms if making out was involved...after a bj.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:18 PM   #10959
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    For my birthday, I asked Jeff to get the stupid cunt out of his life by finally sending that stern message that she needs to read.

    I told him it was cheaper than jewelry and he should feel lucky to have me.
    You're a cheap date.

    Do you get to read it and the subsequent responses?
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:23 PM   #10960
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    I would only agree to those terms if making out was involved...after a bj.
    You want to make out after I suck your dick? Gay.
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    You're a cheap date.

    Do you get to read it and the subsequent responses?
    I forgot to add that, but I've read everything she's sent to him, so I see no reason this would be any different, or that I couldn't read what he sends. The nosy side of me is loving this.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:24 PM   #10961
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    Time for work! Again!
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:24 PM   #10962
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    I forgot to add that, but I've read everything she's sent to him, so I see no reason this would be any different, or that I couldn't read what he sends. The nosy side of me is loving this.
    I assumed you had read it, the way you were talking about it.

    I'd be loving it too. I'll be interested to see what she says in response.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:25 PM   #10963
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    You want to make out after I suck your dick? Gay.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #10964
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    You want to make out after I suck your dick? Gay.
    Gay as aids...I know.......but I didn't want there to be any performance anxiety so I'm letting you do what you do best first.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:51 PM   #10965
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    Re: I need a DMB STD!!!

    Rachel, you and Brian going to be here in time for the Ants after-party, Friday night?

    I'm heading over to pick Laura up in a few, then we're going to go scope out Mono Loco and get some dinner and drinks. Their menu looks great, I'm looking forward to trying something new.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 05:59 PM   #10966
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    Rachel, you and Brian going to be here in time for the Ants after-party, Friday night?

    I'm heading over to pick Laura up in a few, then we're going to go scope out Mono Loco and get some dinner and drinks. Their menu looks great, I'm looking forward to trying something new.
    I hope so. I mentioned it to him yesterday. We haven't made a decision about exactly when we're going to leave - late Thurs. evening or early Friday morning. Either way, I think we could theoretically make it in time. I think I'd rather leave late Thurs. though, so we're not up ridiculously early on Fri., thus exhausted by the time the party rolls around.

    I'll keep you posted either way.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 06:02 PM   #10967
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    I hope so. I mentioned it to him yesterday. We haven't made a decision about exactly when we're going to leave - late Thurs. evening or early Friday morning. Either way, I think we could theoretically make it in time. I think I'd rather leave late Thurs. though, so we're not up ridiculously early on Fri., thus exhausted by the time the party rolls around.

    I'll keep you posted either way.
    Sweet. Alright I'm off, have a great weekend, everybody.
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    Old 02-27-2009, 06:03 PM   #10968
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    Sweet. Alright I'm off, have a great weekend, everybody.
    You too, Ken!
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    For my birthday, I asked Jeff to get the stupid cunt out of his life by finally sending that stern message that she needs to read.

    I told him it was cheaper than jewelry and he should feel lucky to have me.
    That was a smart idea. Keep us posted!!

    Are you getting anal for your birthday as well?
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    I think I'll be on my rag for my birthday, so anal would be the best route.
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    I can't believe I don't have any "critical path" work to do right now. I feel so free. I will still work slightly longer hours than most people for the next month or so but it's a LOT different after Thursday night. I'm still riding a high. Last night I treated myself with pizza, tomato pie and a mellow J. I asked my sister to come on the balloon ride with me and she's super stoked. She's going to come visit for a weekend in March.

    I hope everyone is having a great weekend. I might do a little shopping today.
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    That was a smart idea. Keep us posted!!

    Are you getting anal for your birthday as well?
    I think I'll be on my rag for my birthday, so anal would be the best route.
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    I can't believe I don't have any "critical path" work to do right now. I feel so free. I will still work slightly longer hours than most people for the next month or so but it's a LOT different after Thursday night. I'm still riding a high. Last night I treated myself with pizza, tomato pie and a mellow J. I asked my sister to come on the balloon ride with me and she's super stoked. She's going to come visit for a weekend in March.

    I hope everyone is having a great weekend. I might do a little shopping today.
    Yay!
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    Woo! I booked our flights for Nashville, for $117 with taxes round-trip (no stops, of course). We're getting home slightly later than Jeff wanted (9pm on Monday) but it saved us $25 each on airfare and also on a cab, because my aunt will be able to drive us to the airport.

    Time to start looking for that Cville flight.
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    Old 02-28-2009, 12:33 PM   #10974
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    I can't believe I don't have any "critical path" work to do right now. I feel so free. I will still work slightly longer hours than most people for the next month or so but it's a LOT different after Thursday night. I'm still riding a high. Last night I treated myself with pizza, tomato pie and a mellow J. I asked my sister to come on the balloon ride with me and she's super stoked. She's going to come visit for a weekend in March.

    I hope everyone is having a great weekend. I might do a little shopping today.
    Yay! That sounds awesome. Do some shopping for me too!

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    I think I'll be on my rag for my birthday, so anal would be the best route.
    Just tell Jeff that desperate times call for desperate measures, and then bend over.

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    Woo! I booked our flights for Nashville, for $117 with taxes round-trip (no stops, of course). We're getting home slightly later than Jeff wanted (9pm on Monday) but it saved us $25 each on airfare and also on a cab, because my aunt will be able to drive us to the airport.

    Time to start looking for that Cville flight.
    Yay! I can't wait for April!
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    Old 02-28-2009, 12:34 PM   #10975
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    Re: I need a DMB STD!!!

    I'm at work today and my sinuses are still a disaster zone.

    However, I'm wearing a new pair of jeans that I'm pretty much in love with.
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    I think I'll be on my rag for my birthday, so anal would be the best route.
    Another sig worthy quote.
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    Another sig worthy quote.
    You should just add it to your current sig.
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