correct you are! before i go on, id like to thank SmoothG for translating the living shit out of that assignment. what an honorable man. and now, the story ensues:
so in order for her to even consider, she needed her assignment sent in and confirmed that it was received. so i email her the translated paper, and get no response for about 20 minutes. thinking my efforts were for nothing, i was about to smoke away my failure and go to bed disappointed when suddenly, i hear a raging VVRRRRRRR, as though my phone was vibrating like it knew i was about to get sum.
obviously its her; she got the paper, it was more or less perfectly done, and she just got an email back confirming it was submitted. so she gives me a spot on campus to come meet her (i have a house a few minutes off campus), and im on my way there.
upon meeting her we start walking back towards my place and she asks me who i got to translate that paper on such short notice. so i make up some bullshit on the spot basically saying my brother (who studied abroad in italy and was fluent in italian) knew spanish just as well as italian due to the similarities of the language (she doesnt know anything clearly she buys it). and then we get to my house.
i waste no time. naturally, being a female, she wanted a tour of the house. to my surprise, however, she asks to see the upstiars first. clearly the only thing i was giving her a tour of was my genitals.
since this was the first time i had ever hung out with this girl, i didnt wana make it too blatant i just wanted to be inside of her, so against my will, did nothing but make out with and tease her for about a half hour (it seemed like an eternity), and it worked like no other. she lost her self control before i did, hopped off me, took off her shirt, and says, "do anything you want to me."
...about 12 positions, 3 condoms, and 2 hours later, we broke all 4 of my bed risers (im kinda pissed about that), my room (with AC) was as hot and damp as a suana, and it stank like latex and sexy time. to make matters worse, i busted all over my dark blue fucking comforter (im REALLY pissed about that). she insisted i came on her tits (which i happily oblidged to) but unknowlingly, i shot off like a 3 foot roper and it whizzed past her face like a white lazer beam of love and just made a fuckin mess...pillow case too.
then we had sex in the shower, and finally ended the night by smoking my new bubbler, and passed the fuck out. she had to leave way early to go home, so naturally we fucked again in the morning (always nice), and needless to say, i missed my 9:45 AM class.
it was well fucking worth it.
i love all of you who PMed me in an attempt to help, should you ever see me at a Hersey, Camden, Pittsburgh, or PSU show, we can smoke a fatty and rehash other funny stories.