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Old 06-12-2020, 01:25 PM   #1
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Funniest Ads seen on AM.org

Just today I noticed two ads that cracked me up. Check them out below. (I'm a single guy)
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  • Old 06-12-2020, 08:58 PM   #2
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    Re: Funniest Ads seen on AM.org

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    Just today I noticed two ads that cracked me up. Check them out below. (I'm a single guy)
    What the hell are you looking at on your computer that those ads would come up?
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    Old 06-14-2020, 05:08 PM   #3
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    You know you don’t have to look at the JCPenney catalogue anymore to whack off right?
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    Old 06-15-2020, 01:15 PM   #4
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    Re: Funniest Ads seen on AM.org

    In my defense, I just started a brand new job with a new computer. So I have not even searched for something even a slight bit raunchy
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    Old 06-15-2020, 01:17 PM   #5
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    Ive seen that weird toilet paper one
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    Old 06-15-2020, 01:38 PM   #6
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    You know you don’t have to look at the JCPenney catalogue anymore to whack off right?
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    (buzz)
    Moe: "A date."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Dinner with friends."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Dinner alone."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Watching TV alone."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Sears catalog."
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    Moe: "Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
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    Old 06-15-2020, 02:07 PM   #7
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    There's a recurring character who appears to be shilling for Yellowtail in the Prompter thread.
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    Old 06-15-2020, 02:09 PM   #8
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    I'm a + member so I don't get ads on my PC, but I do get some weird ads on Tapatalk. I'll have to screenshot them when they come up.
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    Old 10-30-2020, 10:26 PM   #9
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    seems legit. Love Aisian women.
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    seems legit. Love Aisian women.
    You never answered my question, so I'll ask again: What the hell are you looking at on your computer that those ads would come up?
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    I’ve noticed some less than pg ads recently for no particular reason.
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    Old 11-01-2020, 07:55 PM   #12
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    You never answered my question, so I'll ask again: What the hell are you looking at on your computer that those ads would come up?
    my only computer is my work computer so it's all very safe
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