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Old 01-03-2010, 04:09 PM   #121
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Fantastic.


(I just wanted to post in here to remind myself to read this thread when I get back home tonight.)

EDIT: When the fuck did "blolololo" become "slolololo" or "sololololo"? This is bullshit.
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    Where the hell is the OP. Look at the mess he's made.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:13 PM   #123
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    Fantastic.


    (I just wanted to post in here to remind myself to read this thread when I get back home tonight.)

    EDIT: When the fuck did "blolololo" become "slolololo" or "sololololo"? This is bullshit.
    why dont you read dmbc every once in a while you wench

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    he did come back in his thread for a few posts
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:23 PM   #124
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    I just played Dreamgirl for my girlfriend and asked her what she thought. She said she liked it so I broke up with the bitch.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:24 PM   #125
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    I just played Dreamgirl for my girlfriend and asked her what she thought. She said she liked it so I broke up with the bitch.
    Did you feed her Taco Bell before? If not, get back with her so you can feed her Taco Bell and proceed to lick the ass.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:43 PM   #126
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    Lick. Butt. Hole. Eww.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:48 PM   #127
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    Lick. Butt. Hole. Eww.
    But the butt hole will be Taco Bell scented. That makes it ok right? Right? RIGHT?!
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:50 PM   #128
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    But the butt hole will be Taco Bell scented. That makes it ok right? Right? RIGHT?!
    I think we should kill ourselves on three.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:51 PM   #129
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    Wow OP
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:54 PM   #130
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    someone wanna tell me how to delete this thread lol.. i feel like an idiot.
    this is the one of the best things I have ever read on the internet. Thank you OP
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:54 PM   #131
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    Word.

    One....two.....thre-*stabs self*
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    Word.

    One....two.....thre-*stabs self*
    Mwahahahahaha! YOU FOOL!

    Edit: *goes to lick ass*
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:58 PM   #133
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    this whole thread is ass-licking insane.
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    Mwahahahahaha! YOU FOOL!

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    The knife was rubber and I was holding a ketchup packet! Jokes on you! You licked my ass while I was alive and I knew it! I felt it! And now I will tell everyone!! Unless...ya know....well if you do it again I won't tell anyone. But it has to be right now. Well, again in 8 hours. I have to scarf down this Taco Bell hold on...*munch munch munch*...
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:58 PM   #135
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    which is the better variety of butthole
    taco bell or chipolte?

    herein lies a pickle
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    Old 01-03-2010, 04:59 PM   #136
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    The knife was rubber and I was holding a ketchup packet! Jokes on you! You licked my ass while I was alive and I knew it! I felt it! And now I will tell everyone!! Unless...ya know....well if you do it again I won't tell anyone. But it has to be right now. Well, again in 8 hours. I have to scarf down this Taco Bell hold on...*munch munch munch*...
    *stabs self*
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:03 PM   #137
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    which is the better variety of butthole
    taco bell or chipolte?

    herein lies a pickle
    Has to be Taco Bell. HAS to be. Patty told me herself.

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    *goes to lick ass with a giant grin on my face*
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    Has to be Taco Bell. HAS to be. Patty told me herself.



    *goes to lick ass with a giant grin on my face*
    *dead man squirms*
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:10 PM   #139
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    Has to be Taco Bell. HAS to be. Patty told me herself.



    *goes to lick ass with a giant grin on my face*
    pretty sure you soil yourself when you die. so bohrman, you just licked shit
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    *dead man squirms*
    Drum beats louder.

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    pretty sure you soil yourself when you die. so bohrman, you just licked shit
    Don't look at me Doug! I know what I'm doing!
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    This thread got real awkward, real fast.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:16 PM   #142
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    This thread got real awkward, real fast.
    I'm do not condone ass lickage of any kind.
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:18 PM   #143
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    I'm do not condone ass lickage of any kind.
    Oh rly?....

    http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...&postcount=132
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    Yeah... that was... my roommate?
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    This thread got real awkward, real fast.
    i'm gunna have to go ahead and blame canada for that
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:22 PM   #146
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    i'm gunna have to go ahead and blame canada for that

    Bro, we invented Nickelback. Respect us!
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    i'm gunna have to go ahead and blame canada for that
    This was the OP's plan all along.
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    Touche
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    Old 01-03-2010, 05:25 PM   #149
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    This was the OP's plan all along.
    As much as I want to blame Canada for...well anything really...I'm going to have to agree with this.

    The OP knew and wanted this to turn into an ass licking discussion infused with Taco Bell discussion. I don't think he knew how to combine the two but knew if he created a thread like this we could handle it. He was right. We are champions.
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    As much as I want to blame Canada for...well anything really...I'm going to have to agree with this.

    The OP knew and wanted this to turn into an ass licking discussion infused with Taco Bell discussion. I don't think he knew how to combine the two but knew if he created a thread like this we could handle it. He was right. We are champions.
    I'm mean fucking really, was there any other way this thread could have turned out. Shit was written on the wall.

    and Taco Bell's "think outside the bun" isn't fooling anyone either.
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