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Old 04-17-2019, 08:25 AM   #466471
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I hope you all get some humping in today.
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    good morning
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    Old 04-17-2019, 08:43 AM   #466473
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    JFC Craig is having another kid?
    Thanks bro
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    Old 04-17-2019, 08:52 AM   #466474
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    Old 04-17-2019, 09:39 AM   #466475
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    Thanks bro
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    Old 04-17-2019, 09:42 AM   #466476
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    I only have kids to get a bigger refund.
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    Old 04-17-2019, 03:09 PM   #466477
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    Sam is pregnant again? Congrats bud.
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    our sexual interactions are incredibly clean-almost in a clinical sense. No emotion, minimal ejaculate, always just me
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    Old 04-17-2019, 03:17 PM   #466478
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    Way to go Craig! Get yourself snipped after this one.
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    Old 04-17-2019, 03:28 PM   #466479
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    Rodey you related to these two?

    https://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...LcG4dET4y0mTYo
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    Old 04-17-2019, 03:28 PM   #466480
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    Way to go Craig! Get yourself snipped after this one.
    Thanks!!
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    Old 04-17-2019, 03:42 PM   #466481
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    Way to go Craig! Get yourself snipped after this one.
    Don't listen to this man. Have another.
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    Old 04-17-2019, 11:22 PM   #466482
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    Way to go Craig! Get yourself snipped after this one.
    i have a vasectomy scheduled for 5/3
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    Old 04-18-2019, 07:53 AM   #466483
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    i have a vasectomy scheduled for 5/3
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    n/h
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    Old 04-18-2019, 02:07 PM   #466484
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    https://twitter.com/itsgeminibitch/s...759755275?s=21
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    Old 04-18-2019, 02:27 PM   #466485
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    Don't listen to this man. Have another.
    Two is more than enough. For us at least.
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    i have a vasectomy scheduled for 5/3
    Best decision I've made since having kids. No more worries. We are done.
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    Old 04-20-2019, 01:06 PM   #466486
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    Re: The Ship

    I will neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have possibly pulled a doug last night
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    Old 04-20-2019, 06:05 PM   #466487
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    I’ve been on 12 day bender. Extremely depressed and feel like the world is crumbling around me.
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    Old 04-20-2019, 06:15 PM   #466488
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    I will neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have possibly pulled a doug last night
    Did you at least get it in between the correct folds?
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    Old 04-20-2019, 06:34 PM   #466489
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    I only have kids to get a bigger refund.
    My parents induced labor 2 weeks early so I would be born before Jan. 1 for the tax write off. They still refer to me as their little tax write off
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    Old 04-20-2019, 07:18 PM   #466490
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    A doctor would never do that just so somebody could claim the child on taxes, that’s bullshit.

    If it’s even true that she was induced early there was a medical reason for it.
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    Old 04-20-2019, 07:27 PM   #466491
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    A doctor would never do that just so somebody could claim the child on taxes, thatís bullshit.

    If itís even true that she was induced early there was a medical reason for it.
    Ok. Fuck you.
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    Old 04-20-2019, 07:34 PM   #466492
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    Yup, you too.
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    Old Yesterday, 05:06 PM   #466493
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    Both of you can s my d.
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    Old Yesterday, 05:07 PM   #466494
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    Oh yeah, and Happy Easter!
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    Oh yeah, and Happy Easter!
    Bro, did you make the doctors induce your wife so that you could get a tax write off?

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    Old Yesterday, 08:33 PM   #466496
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    Nah, Mrs. Beefy is an accountant, so we made sure to conceive at the appropriate time.
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