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Old 10-16-2008, 01:33 PM   #61
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Wow, speaking of creepy. Now you want to fuck Elmo in the ass?? And he wants you to wear a condom??? Who the hell wants to fuck Elmo in the ass???? You sick fuck.

(I know, I know...he's your car.)
Would have been hysterically funny if you didn't reference her car at all, and instead of "ass", you used "tailpipe".

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    Would have been hysterically funny if you didn't reference her car at all, and instead of "ass", you used "tailpipe".

    Subtlty, FTW.!
    Fixed for subtlty. Now edit your quote.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:36 PM   #63
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    Wow, speaking of creepy. Now you want to fuck Elmo in the tailpipe?? And he wants you to wear a condom??? Who the hell wants to fuck Elmo in the tailpipe???? You sick fuck.
    stupid, the tailpipe is OUTSIDE elmo, not INSIDE him.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:37 PM   #64
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    stupid, the tailpipe is OUTSIDE elmo, not INSIDE him.
    Your face is stupid....plus, if you put your cock (yes, your cock) in his tailpipe then you would be inside him. Pfffffft......
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:41 PM   #65
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    Fixed for subtlty. Now edit your quote.
    I can't. Time's up. I had to take a piss.

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    Your face is stupid....plus, if you put your cock (yes, your cock) in his tailpipe then you would be inside him. Pfffffft......
    Bingo bango (pun intended).

    Edit: Back to the topic. I think not expecting a baby and then having one is quite exciting.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:56 PM   #66
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    Your face is stupid....plus, if you put your cock (yes, your cock) in his tailpipe then you would be inside him. Pfffffft......
    inside one of the outdoor parts. If I take a crap in an outhouse, I'm not INSIDE, ya vagina boy.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:57 PM   #67
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    inside one of the outdoor parts. If I take a crap in an outhouse, I'm not INSIDE, ya vagina boy.
    You're inside the outhouse. Horrible analogy anyways. The tailpipe is connected to the car, the outhouse is not connected to the house there little miss a-cups.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 01:58 PM   #68
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    I thought my friend was pregnant. I saw him for the first time in a few months at our homecoming football game, and he was packin it. I guess it was just a beer baby.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 02:58 PM   #69
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    Wow, speaking of creepy. Now you want to fuck Elmo in the tailpipe?? And he wants you to wear a condom??? Who the hell wants to fuck Elmo in the tailpipe???? You sick fuck.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 02:59 PM   #70
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    He does not! He cares about the safety of all those in him!
    How can a 1979 Honda civic be concerned with safety?
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    Old 10-16-2008, 03:37 PM   #71
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    I like this thread. I'm sure I've mentioned I do ultrasounds for pregnant women and know a lot of about the subject, feel free to post questions, I'll see if I can answer.

    (I hope this wasn't really hijacked, it kind of looks like it was, by the last few
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    I like this thread. I'm sure I've mentioned I do ultrasounds for pregnant women and know a lot of about the subject, feel free to post questions, I'll see if I can answer.

    (I hope this wasn't really hijacked, it kind of looks like it was, by the last few
    LOL, u preggers?
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    Old 10-16-2008, 03:53 PM   #73
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    a thread on ants hijacked? wha?!? i've never heard such nonsense.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 03:54 PM   #74
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    a thread on ants hijacked? wha?!? i've never heard such nonsense.
    That was my reaction.

    Awful, just awful.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 04:31 PM   #75
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    I like this thread. I'm sure I've mentioned I do ultrasounds for pregnant women and know a lot of about the subject, feel free to post questions, I'll see if I can answer.

    (I hope this wasn't really hijacked, it kind of looks like it was, by the last few
    DO you have to do the early ones with the vaginal wand? Those are scary. My wife asked the lady holding the wand how it worked. Response: "I take it and stick it in your vagina"
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    Old 10-16-2008, 04:33 PM   #76
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    Ditto. My little monthly reminder that I'm not pregnant is very reassuring.


    One of my friends mentioned that her monthly pregnancy test came back negative...and I thought to myself 'well fuck...monthly?? I've only taken 2 tests in 5 years, and once was only because I was a week late and was planning on drinking that night '

    Then I realized...'OH'...

    Now I say that too.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 04:34 PM   #77
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    DO you have to do the early ones with the vaginal wand? Those are scary. My wife asked the lady holding the wand how it worked. Response: "I take it and stick it in your vagina"
    There are more polite/professional ways of explaining that. I find it hard to believe she said THAT!
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    There are more polite/professional ways of explaining that. I find it hard to believe she said THAT!
    I would not have believed my wife, but I was in the room and heard it with my own ears. The Mrs. does not like doctor's and gets very nervous when dealing with them. This did not help, but we laughed about it later.
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    Old 10-16-2008, 06:14 PM   #79
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    The craziest thing I have heard regarding pregnancy was that one of my wife's books says it is not uncommon for pregnant women to develop cravings for inedible things like laundry detergent and chalk WTF!!!

    Can anyone tell me when the baby starts being able to hear, I want to know when to start blasting the DMB at my wifes stomach...

    il bacio dolce, I have heard that the first ultrasound is the best and the later ones aren't as good because you can't see the whole baby in one shot, is that true?
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    Old 10-16-2008, 06:25 PM   #80
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    The craziest thing I have heard regarding pregnancy was that one of my wife's books says it is not uncommon for pregnant women to develop cravings for inedible things like laundry detergent and chalk WTF!!!

    Can anyone tell me when the baby starts being able to hear, I want to know when to start blasting the DMB at my wifes stomach...

    il bacio dolce, I have heard that the first ultrasound is the best and the later ones aren't as good because you can't see the whole baby in one shot, is that true?
    I've heard that too, women crave weird things that aren't food.

    Beginning of the second trimester the baby is fully formed but small enough to fit in one picture. It's cute.

    Oh, measurements and dates before 14 weeks are most accurate.. further along you get, more of a margin of error. So any weight estimates in the last couple months are +/- a pound and a half!
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    Old 10-20-2008, 06:44 PM   #81
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    Anyone have any good ideas for a unisex baby room?

    My wife and I were thinking like a starry night kind of theme, but wanted to concider some other options
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    Babies R Us has a Noah's Ark Theme that is unisex.

    I am not obsessed with having babies, I am just surrounded daily by those that are.
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    I want to have a baby.
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    Old 10-21-2008, 09:25 AM   #84
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    My cousin just had a healthy baby girl on Saturday. She was born at 6 lbs 10 ounces, and 18 inches long. Her name is Autumn Peyton (good lord I don't like that name, but not my daughter). Both the baby and mother are healthy and should be coming home today, I believe.
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    Old 10-21-2008, 09:29 AM   #85
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    Anyone have any good ideas for a unisex baby room?

    My wife and I were thinking like a starry night kind of theme, but wanted to concider some other options
    We painted Beefy Jr's room in yellow, with a darker yellow around the top border of the room separated by molding. We did an safari/animal theme. I think it's pretty unisex.

    edit: I might have pics, lemme see......
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    Re: Expecting/Baby Thread

    I can't keep this secret inside any longer.

    I am having Hudak's baby. I'm sorry LeeAnne, it just sort of happened. We didn't plan it.
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    Anyone have any good ideas for a unisex baby room?

    My wife and I were thinking like a starry night kind of theme, but wanted to concider some other options
    We did a unisex baby room in a sort of ocean theme. Sea Foam Green walls, a sand colored trim, linen curtains...lots of fish, seashells, surfboards, sandcastles and those sort of things are around the room.
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    We did a unisex baby room in a sort of ocean theme. Sea Foam Green walls, a sand colored trim, linen curtains...lots of fish, seashells, surfboards, sandcastles and those sort of things are around the room.
    you live by the water?
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    Babies R Us has a Noah's Ark Theme that is unisex.

    I am not obsessed with having babies, I am just surrounded daily by those that are.
    We like that idea, I think we are going to do either Noah's Ark or like Safari...

    My wife was making fun of me today because I was practicing "Baby" for a lullaby
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