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Old 06-12-2009, 10:54 AM   #61
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You want me to give you things like the moon and the stars. Idiot.
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    I'm 21, and like most 21 years olds, I wanna bang so hard I would ram my dick into a light socket and risk death if I knew it was going to get me off.
    I'd eat the hymen out a dead donkey.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:00 AM   #63
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    Sometimes there needs to be a filter on what you say.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:02 AM   #64
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    I want to actually lose my virginity before I start dating. It's ridiculous that it hasn't happened yet after 2 years of college.
    The more a guy talks about how desperate he is to have sex with someone, the less any reasonable female wants to fuck him.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:02 AM   #65
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    Sometimes there needs to be a filter on what you say.
    The internet has no filter, much like the smokes I prefer to give myself cancer with.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:03 AM   #66
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    The more a guy talks about how desperate he is to have sex with someone, the less any reasonable female wants to fuck him.
    This is true. The only way to get laid is to not think about it or be concerned with it. Women can smell the desperation. It's a stinky cologne.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:05 AM   #67
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    This is true. The only way to get laid is to not think about it or be concerned with it. Women can smell the desperation. It's a stinky cologne.
    Katie thrives on that stench.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:05 AM   #68
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    This is true. The only way to get laid is to not think about it or be concerned with it. Women can smell the desperation. It's a stinky cologne.
    Is this guy's station getting shut down, too?
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:07 AM   #69
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    This is true. The only way to get laid is to not think about it or be concerned with it. Women can smell the desperation. It's a stinky cologne.
    Axe, to be exact.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:10 AM   #70
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    How do you think I ever get laid? Desperation is intoxicating.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:10 AM   #71
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    How do you think I ever get laid? Desperation is intoxicating.
    Credit card?
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:11 AM   #73
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    Credit card?
    No need to pay... When the desperation is so strong that it's running down your back like a fucking waterfall, the women come running from counties away. A lot of times they feel so sorry for you that they buy you drinks as well... It works wonders.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:11 AM   #74
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    Desperation is kind of like patchouli, except it repels everything, even hippies.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:11 AM   #75
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    How do you think I ever get laid? Desperation is intoxicating.
    Houses of prostitution.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:35 AM   #76
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    Nick is on FIRE
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:42 AM   #77
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    Katie thrives on that stench.
    hahahahaha FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on!





























    Oh, who am I kidding, it's so true.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:45 AM   #78
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    hahahahaha FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on!





























    Oh, who am I kidding, it's so true.
    Well la-di-damn-da.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:46 AM   #79
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    Bo, your avatar is tits.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 11:48 AM   #80
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    Bo, your avatar is tits.
    'Tis, 'tis.

    But to get semi-on topic, well, to the previous topic anyway. The few dates on I've been on in life, I dunno if I can say it is miserable yet, but I'm very much not a fan of it in some ways. Shit, masturbation is just fine with me. Sure I'll be blind by the time I'm 25, but what the hell? Who needs vision anyways?
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    Old 06-12-2009, 12:03 PM   #81
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    If I'm not blind by now, Bo, you're cool.

    And dating is only miserable because 90 percent of the people you go out with are miserable.
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    If I'm not blind by now, Bo, you're cool.

    And dating is only miserable because 90 percent of the people you go out with are miserable.
    Tis true, I only attract whores.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 12:07 PM   #83
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    Dating is just fine by me.. plenty of good memories and good times. Shitty break ups however are not fine by me. Good god, its like it never wants to stop.

    /pity party.
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    Old 06-12-2009, 12:09 PM   #84
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    Dating is just fine by me.. plenty of good memories and good times. Shitty break ups however are not fine by me. Good god, its like it never wants to stop.

    /pity party.
    they provide for good stories, though.
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    Bitches ain't shit but hoes'n'tricks. Lick on deez nuts and suck tha dick.
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    they provide for good stories, though.
    Ahh, my first date story, which I believe I've told you.
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    I'm convinced I don't know how to pick up women.

    My last couple serious girlfriends have all been part of the social circles that I was in. I don't have a social circle anymore, at least in this town.

    I need to get out and do stuff...
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    Get the fuck out after ya done, I hops in my ride to make a quick run
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    Old 06-12-2009, 12:28 PM   #89
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    Just don't date a girl you meet at the bar. Trust me. It's got bad news written all over it.
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    Ahh, my first date story, which I believe I've told you.
    Yes indeedy. She failed miserably.

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    I'm convinced I don't know how to pick up women.

    My last couple serious girlfriends have all been part of the social circles that I was in. I don't have a social circle anymore, at least in this town.

    I need to get out and do stuff...
    Eh, this may or may not be the case. You're probably the type that likes to be friends/know the person well before dating them.

    My issue is when guys talk to me, I generally say "who the fuck is this hipster/douche?" to my friends as though he's not standing right next to me. Not good.
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