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Old 10-19-2021, 08:50 AM   #301
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Is there any other way? What world am I missing out on?
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  • Old 10-19-2021, 08:52 AM   #302
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    It's funny because I'm going to have to do this exact thing either Fri or Sat for my wife and I's IVF treatment.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 09:09 AM   #303
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    This is the room they had me nut in a cup.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 09:14 AM   #304
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    Is that hand sanitizer? Hope no one confuses it
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    Old 10-19-2021, 09:26 AM   #305
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    This is the room they had me nut in a cup.
    I would prefer a metal stool over that well worn leather chair.

    Jesus.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 09:28 AM   #306
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    I don't think I could sit down on that chair lol
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    Old 10-19-2021, 10:55 AM   #307
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    what's with the touchscreen, do they have you log your results??
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    Old 10-19-2021, 11:17 AM   #308
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    Green vinyl couch for me and a 13” TV with DVD player built in the spankatorium I had to use. DVD was quite possibly the first DVD ever made. Only did that once.


    Do they not let you guys do it at home and drop it off within an hour?
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    Old 10-19-2021, 11:23 AM   #309
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    Do they not let you guys do it at home and drop it off within an hour?
    I did this a couple months back. Way more comfortable/convenient.


    I'd never sit in that chair Ricky showed in the photo
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    Old 10-19-2021, 12:32 PM   #310
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    This is the room they had me nut in a cup.
    Definitely NOT sitting in that chair
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    Old 10-19-2021, 12:50 PM   #311
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    You could do intense physical activity after 3 days?
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    I know plenty of guys who got it done a Friday morning and were doing hard work by Monday morning.

    Go home, sit on your ass, and ice your balls constantly.
    Just catching up on this thread, had my snip done September 29th. In and out in 20 min. Was back to work the next day, I’m in the trades so it’s hard work, up and down ladders all day etc. a little sore. Only restriction I had was to not ride a bike for two weeks. The most nerve wracking thing was nutting the first time after, worrying if everything was gonna work.

    I have to bring a sample in at 2 months and 4 months to get checked.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 12:55 PM   #312
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    Just catching up on this thread, had my snip done September 29th. In and out in 20 min. Was back to work the next day, I’m in the trades so it’s hard work, up and down ladders all day etc. a little sore. Only restriction I had was to not ride a bike for two weeks. The most nerve wracking thing was nutting the first time after, worrying if everything was gonna work.

    I have to bring a sample in at 2 months and 4 months to get checked.
    You do real work.

    These guys are lap top jockeys.

    You’re built different. Thank you for what you do!
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    Old 10-19-2021, 01:00 PM   #313
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    I'm a lap top jockey? What are you even talking about?
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    Old 10-19-2021, 01:03 PM   #314
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    You do real work.

    These guys are lap top jockeys.

    You’re built different. Thank you for what you do!
    Thanks. No matter what a persons job is, it’s still their job and they are still concerned about their nuts let’s be honest. I mean you have a dr, with a knife, slicing into what makes you a man, definitely reason for hesitation and concern.

    My dr said to me loosen up a little bit and my comment was how can I when your holding my balls :
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    Old 10-19-2021, 01:23 PM   #315
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    Just catching up on this thread, had my snip done September 29th. In and out in 20 min. Was back to work the next day, I’m in the trades so it’s hard work, up and down ladders all day etc. a little sore. Only restriction I had was to not ride a bike for two weeks. The most nerve wracking thing was nutting the first time after, worrying if everything was gonna work.

    I have to bring a sample in at 2 months and 4 months to get checked.
    def wouldnt have gone to work the next day. just not worth the risk. but glad it worked out for you.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 02:08 PM   #316
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    The sign of a true man is not following medical advice and getting lucky when nothing goes wrong.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 02:16 PM   #317
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    Lol. I sat in the chair.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 03:00 PM   #318
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    def wouldnt have gone to work the next day. just not worth the risk. but glad it worked out for you.
    Dr knew what I did for work and said it would be no risk.
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    Old 10-19-2021, 05:42 PM   #320
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    Lol. I sat in the chair.
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    This is the room they had me nut in a cup.

    Yeah I mean, I'd stand
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    Old 11-16-2021, 04:54 PM   #322
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    Well tomorrow is the big day! Any tips about recuperating? Procedure is at 1:30pm tomorrow. I am sure I should ice my balls that evening. Anything else though? Jock strap?
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    Well tomorrow is the big day! Any tips about recuperating? Procedure is at 1:30pm tomorrow. I am sure I should ice my balls that evening. Anything else though? Jock strap?
    Ice, ice, and ice some more. Make your wife wait on you for at least 48 to 72 hours.

    Jock strap seems extremely uncomfortable.
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    Old 11-16-2021, 06:00 PM   #324
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    Ice, ice, and ice some more. Make your wife wait on you for at least 48 to 72 hours.

    Jock strap seems extremely uncomfortable.
    I just ordered this:
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    ice it, lay around...watch out for the kids, seriously. Mine love to jump on me so I was on high alert.

    Once you heal up in a few days, maybe a week or so, you have to clear the chamber. Dr said to work it out as much as possible so there was nothing left when I went for my check up
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    My job has an end of year dinner on Thursday night. Any chance I will be feeling up to it? Obviously, I can't predict the future, but I would love to go.
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    Prayers for Neum today.

    I went to a Christmas Dinner 2 days after I had mine redone. If you can wear your undies with the ice, go for it.
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    Diagnosed with a kidney stone on June 19, had a second episode of misery on September 15 while in a cabin on the north rim of the Grand Canyon. Had pre-op yesterday and the stone hasn't moved at all since June, so on TUE doc is "going in, blasting the stone with a laser, clean the particles out, leave a stint in with a string attached, so that the stint can be pulled out a few days later"
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    Diagnosed with a kidney stone on June 19, had a second episode of misery on September 15 while in a cabin on the north rim of the Grand Canyon. Had pre-op yesterday and the stone hasn't moved at all since June, so on TUE doc is "going in, blasting the stone with a laser, clean the particles out, leave a stint in with a string attached, so that the stint can be pulled out a few days later"

    I’ve had a 4mm one sitting in my right kidney since 2016. Hasn’t moved hasn’t grown, it’s just chillin
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    Old 11-17-2021, 07:01 AM   #330
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    Mine's 8mm, and just want it gone
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