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Old 03-07-2013, 05:34 PM   #1
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The Top Sheet

It has come to my attention that there are people who do not know what this sheet is, or what it's for and do not use one.

Do you?

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  • Old 03-07-2013, 05:39 PM   #2
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    The top sheet as in, the other sheet on your bed, not the one that's fitted to the mattress?
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:39 PM   #3
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    Fuck that sheet.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:39 PM   #4
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    The top sheet as in, the other sheet on your bed, not the one that's fitted to the mattress?
    Correct.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:42 PM   #5
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    I don't think I'll ever use a top sheet ever again. Fitted sheet, comforter w/a killer duvet. That's all you need.

    Top sheets and 18 throw pillows? No thanks
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:43 PM   #6
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    I don't think I'll ever use a top sheet ever again. Fitted sheet, comforter w/a killer duvet. That's all you need.

    Top sheets and 18 throw pillows? No thanks
    The top sheet protects the duvet/comforter from your bodies dead skin, oils, sex etc.


    The top sheet and 18 throw pillows are not the same thing...
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:43 PM   #7
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    Negative ghostrider. Just a comforter
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:46 PM   #8
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    I have:

    0 spring boards
    1 matress
    1 fitted matress sheet
    1 sheet
    1 light quilt


    I know you were wondering, musky
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:47 PM   #9
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    The top sheet protects the duvet/comforter from your bodies dead skin, oils, sex etc.


    The top sheet and 18 throw pillows are not the same thing...
    That's what the duvet is for, and that's why you wash the duvet! If I was a heathen, I wouldn't shield my comforter.

    And once you start going with the top sheet, then soon enough you'll be adding a couple full size "decorative" pillows...then a couple throws follow...and before you know it your bed is just completely hidden

    It's a slippery slope.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:48 PM   #10
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    That thing gets kicked the floor within twenty minutes me falling asleep. Then it stays there, because fuck that thing.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:49 PM   #11
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    That's what the duvet is for, and that's why you wash the duvet! If I was a heathen, I wouldn't shield my comforter.

    And once you start going with the top sheet, then soon enough you'll be adding a couple full size "decorative" pillows...then a couple throws follow...and before you know it your bed is just completely hidden

    It's a slippery slope.
    Why do you think sheet sets come automatically with a fitted sheet and top sheet?
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:50 PM   #12
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    What a terrible rest you all must get without it. Of course I use it. Some nights it's all I use. Fold the other things (comforter, duvet etc.) down on the feet and rock with one sheet.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:50 PM   #13
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    Interestingly enough I used a top sheet growing up (probably because my mom bought my bedding) but my girlfriend refuses to use one now. Strange gender reversal there but I don't sweat and our sexual interactions are incredibly clean-almost in a clinical sense. No emotion, minimal ejaculate, always just me
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:51 PM   #14
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    That thing gets kicked the floor within twenty minutes me falling asleep. Then it stays there, because fuck that thing.


    This. I have one on our bed now because I'm married and women care about such things. Prior to moving in with my then-girlfriend-now-wife, I owned a top sheets only because they came with the set. They stayed in the closet.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:52 PM   #15
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    Interestingly enough I used a top sheet growing up (probably because my mom bought my bedding) but my girlfriend refuses to use one now. Strange gender reversal there but I don't sweat and our sexual interactions are incredibly clean-almost in a clinical sense. No emotion, minimal ejaculate, always just me
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:53 PM   #16
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    Interestingly enough I used a top sheet growing up (probably because my mom bought my bedding) but my girlfriend refuses to use one now. Strange gender reversal there but I don't sweat and our sexual interactions are incredibly clean-almost in a clinical sense. No emotion, minimal ejaculate, always just me
    Just busted out laughing in the middle of my office.
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    Why do you think sheet sets come automatically with a fitted sheet and top sheet?
    Just because something is included in a "set" doesn't mean I am required to use it.

    Part of it too is I can't have anything tucked into the bed while sleeping. Hotels are the worst - I don't know how they do it or why they do it, but they tuck like 3 sheets and 2 blankets into the bed. It's like a fucking prison.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:54 PM   #18
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    Of course. I am a decent human being and have good credit. Obviously use a top sheet.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:54 PM   #19
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    Just because something is included in a "set" doesn't mean I am required to use it.

    Part of it too is I can't have anything tucked into the bed while sleeping. Hotels are the worst - I don't know how they do it or why they do it, but they tuck like 3 sheets and 2 blankets into the bed. It's like a fucking prison.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:54 PM   #20
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    A lot of failed parenting happening in this thread.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:56 PM   #21
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    Of course. I am a decent human being and have good credit. Obviously use a top sheet.
    pretty much this. you filthy savages.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 05:58 PM   #22
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    People who dont use a top sheet probably have a empty can of chef boyerdee (days old) with a sppon sticking out of it on their night stand.
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    Buncha apes itt
    Took me a second.
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    Re: The Top Sheet

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    Of course. I am a decent human being and have good credit. Obviously use a top sheet.
    You get it.

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    A lot of failed parenting happening in this thread.
    You get it.

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    pretty much this. you filthy savages.
    You get it.

    The rest of you are gross.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 06:00 PM   #26
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    Or lazy
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    Old 03-07-2013, 06:00 PM   #27
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    Not a savage. Just more practical.
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    People who dont use a top sheet probably have a empty can of chef boyerdee (days old) with a sppon sticking out of it on their night stand.
    I had a roommate once that kept a grill in his bedroom. Not a George Foreman mind you...and actual charcoal grill. Don't think he used the top sheet.
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    Re: The Top Sheet

    Yes, and I also make my bed every morning, parents didn't raise no fool.
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    That thing gets kicked the floor within twenty minutes me falling asleep. Then it stays there, because fuck that thing.
    this for realz
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