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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NH
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i have had an alarming number of erections so far today.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
the taste and texture of microwaved chicken makes me want to barf
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
anyone listen to the new father john misty album yet?
im digging it
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Originally Posted by Arby
Father John Misty
Writes a new album that Drew listens to and really digs
Nobody cares
(sung to the tune of The Beatles)
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
shut the fuck up arby
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Originally Posted by Arby
hehehehe.
Is anyone thinking about lunch yet? I know we're gettin there for you east coasters
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
wish i could have been in the room when the username "So Ya Dig DMB?" was penned.
a lot of things had to go wrong, in a row, for that to happen.
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Originally Posted by Arby
Yea far worse than say a full last name and a year of birth
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
it really is tho
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Originally Posted by Arby
som3d3vil34
The 3s are backwards Es!!!!
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
what threads are consistently on the first page that you guys never click on?
for me it's the reality tv threads and any movie thread dizzy creates
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
ketchup is one of those condiments that i enjoy but when other people say they dislike it i immediately understand why its gross and wonder why i like it at all
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Originally Posted by Keyz
new EP is nearly complete. 5 tracks. here we go!
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Originally Posted by Arby
You should call it "Keyz EP-z"
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Originally Posted by Arby
This thread is hauntingly beautiful
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i am really developing quite the muffin top.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
I'd still #stuffAbuddy
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Originally Posted by ryguy469
Funk and Keyz both mentioned at length at brunch
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Originally Posted by thesteveness
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Originally Posted by ryguy469
Anyone ever get a pimple on the inside of their nose? Trying to figure out how the hell i pop this.
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
i wouldn't pop it ryguy, let it come to a head and then pick your nose
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
#groundbreakingstuffhere
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
tried a new strategy on girl scout cookies this year
didn't buy any at work, on the assumption that the people that do buy them will put a box out in the break room
gonna raid that box and leave maybe one or two cookies for the other schmucks
will report back on the success of the mission
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
she was bitter when the patriots lost to the ravens so she tweeted something at a ravens player whose brother had recently died something along the lines of at least my brother's alive, can't recall exact wording
a few news outlets caught on to it, it was a fairly big deal. p sure she got fired from her job
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
give the thumbsup a rest soco.
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Originally Posted by socopithy
Eat shit, becca.
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
In the process of training a dolphin to say fuck you.
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
did you know that despite the team name, there has never been a dolphin sighting withing 500 miles of miami??
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
its not a geographical name, it was a fan contest that named the team
don't be dumb
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
well I just made the whole thing up anyway, so who's the dumb one?
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
to say i am worried sick about 68, would be an understatement
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Originally Posted by Arby
How do you think I feel?!?!?
I mean woof
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
in all honesty, i don't think you noticed his absence
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Originally Posted by Arby
If you're looking for a melt go find Keyz babe
I'm busy being strong for my 0
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
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Originally Posted by Arby
I dont need a source to tell you that DMB will release some live album on vinyl. There will be a limited number of copies. Very few fans will be lucky enough to get it. The ones who do will get like 5 copies and sell the 2 they WONT use on ebay at an 800% markup. And they will easily sell.
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
I was looking at the second sentence, not the first
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Originally Posted by Arby
You should start a DMBc thread and just link it to that post.
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
I bet dizzy has a collection of porn star fleshlights and loads em up daily after reading Doby and jakes posts
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
i bet he has fleshlights of Doby and Jake's b-hole
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Originally Posted by Arby
alright u guys lets change the subject
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Originally Posted by Spell On Me
Less than 100 posts to my 10K. Better start planning now.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
if im not mentioned that's seriously the final straw for me.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
The fact that your worried you might not be mentioned should be a big wake up call.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i dont really understand why you hate me howell.
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Originally Posted by Arby
if I could
cha-E-ange the world
i would be the sunlight in your universe
:drops strat:
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
if I could
cha-E-ange the world
i would be the sunlight in your universe
:drops kid:
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i love sitting in my office chair and pushing a piece of poop out just far enough before letting it suck back in.
in the biz we call it lollipopping.
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
glad to see soco is gone
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
sup crombie?
good weekend?
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
dropped 2 bones at a dueling piano bar friday night
so yeah
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
seems like a lot has been deleted..
hey man
out of my hands make an appearance?
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
yeah, a cocktail fell OOMH. screamed for fucking Mercy
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
:: wipes slate clean ::
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Originally Posted by aicdmb
Adam's doing Scrocks' lol guys bit??
I'll be over in Matts Marching
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
phish
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Originally Posted by Arby
Your dealer mixes in shiitake mushrooms with the drug in an attempt to maximize profits. Your trip is short.
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
Shiitakes taste roughly a billion times better than shrooms
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Originally Posted by smudge1
And they're more expensive.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
it's hard to think of a seinfeld episode that has a conflict that isn't easily resolved by modern technology. that's why im amazed by how much i still like it, im not sure what to attribute that to.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
A place for all those bigass threads. No new threads can be created in here, they'll just be moved in here when need be by the staff.
that sound familiar?
that's the nutshell description of what we call home boys.
:: mega chills ::
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Originally Posted by Arby
Wow – has it been 73k already? What can I say? Seems like just yesterday I was sneaking cameras into shows and posting about it as a 4 figure poster. Time flies when you’re talkin’ D and the Bs.
Anyway, this special milestone is dedicated to the people who think I don’t like them. Simply not true. LoVE the Thread and anyone involved.
Smudge – what can I say? You’re the man, plain and simple. This Thread is your baby and none of THIS would have happened without you. Thank you for supplying us with this ol’ thing; may it stick around for 100ks of posts more!
Scrocks – what can I say? I always love when you show up and get this thing down to brass tacks. Your brother bit with Beefy is a great example of the perfect bit because I honestly still don’t know if you guys are IRL bros or not. Also, I LoVE your enthusiasm for Christmas and Christmas tree setups. Like, if we could all take note of your Christmas spirit I think the world would be a better place.
Drumlax – what can I say? Our comedic preferences are eerily similar. I honestly feel like if an IRL meeting ever happened, it would go well. I know I give you grief sometimes, but you’re a good dude and your posts make me LOL more often than I like to admit. I hope you find what you’re looking for.
Keep Calm and Thread on BROS.
LOVE you guys, bros!
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
:: sees arby's stock plunging ::
:: shorts 100 shares ::
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
someone let me know when arby gets drum's pube out from between his central and lateral incisor teeth
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Originally Posted by Keyz
is this real life?
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Originally Posted by Arby
I understand the unpopularity of that one, but I mean, it was necessary. #noregrets
Top4 4 Lyfe guys
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
umm...good job, Arby
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
that was an all around disastrous milestone for arby.
i guess it's true when they say your mind starts to go around 70 thousand posts.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
you think arby double posts just to pove he has unlimited data?
sprint is a joke, that's like if they handed out unlimited golden corral gift cards in auschwitz. sure it might actually be unlimited but you're never going to find yourself in a situation where you can use it.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
getting a quick two lol guys after a holocaust joke is very, very important for the way it plays out thereafter.
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
I'll be honest, I have no clue what a hotspot actually is or how to use one
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
surprising considering your mother has a rather large one.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
have you guys ever been to a golden corral?
they seriously should holocaust the people who dine there regularaly.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Never been but it doesn't feel like my scene with the chocolate fountain and all
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Originally Posted by Keyz
how gross does that chocolate fountain get? never been to a golden corral
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
you should see that fucking thing IRL.
i am racking my brain right now and can't think of a single thing that's more over hyped.
it looks like a fat guy laying face down on the ground just bubbling up straight liquid diarrhea. and about 14 fat people huddled around dipping solid pieces of chocolate into liquid chocolate.
im not kidding, the price to eat out of that thing should be castration. incentive based eugenics.
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Originally Posted by Arby
QFA:
1 - why are you so paranoid?
2 - where my damn croissant?
3 - would you rather be a dick or a swallower?
4 - who will survive in America?
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
so here's something.
have you guys ever had like a decent amount of blood in your stool?
AFAF.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
no but my friend did once, we all had a good laugh about it.
RIP Michael
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
been waiting here for over an hour.
bleeding internally.
im sure this is what the founding fathers had in mind.
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Originally Posted by Arby
Give it another 30 minutes and if there is no progress, then "collapse on the floor"
EDIT: face up so they know you're white
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i already provided proof of insurance, so i think we've covered any race ambiguity.
n/r
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Currently Active Users: 2580 (88 members and 2492 guests)
like, are you fucking kidding me? 2500 people anonymously browsing this shit?
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Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.
Hey guys I have something to tell you
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Originally Posted by Arby
what is it tramp?
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Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.
I had ranch the other day and loved it. I am pro ranch now
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
thats disappointing.
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
what a disappointment
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Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.
I thought the thread was very anit-ranch?
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Originally Posted by Arby
thats why its disappointing david.
what did you have with this....ranch?
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Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.
I'm not sure if I should admit it Arby
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
if you put ranch on pizza just execute yourself right now.
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Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.
I had it with CFA nuggets
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Originally Posted by Arby
holy christ
of all the great sauces at CFA.....
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Originally Posted by Arby
i should ban you right here, right now
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i really am not an aggressive drunk at all.
100% of the intoxicated altercations ive been involved in have been because someone overheard me say something offensive about rape, abortion or religion or because I witnessed some dumbass pour ranch dressing on pizza.
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
did scrockz really need to announce that he likes mayo? seems like something that would just be assumed
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i figured scrocks inner thighs were two of the largest producers of mayo in the world.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
why is scalping frowned upon?
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
because even though they were here first, violence isn't cool man
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
" Isllama "
The story of an Islamic Llama that battles all adversity living in the United States post 9/11. Mama, the loveable Llama, is played by Chris Kattan. His best pal Clive, the atheist fly, is played by Gilbert Gottfried. Our characters live in sunny California working odd jobs while trying to make it big in Hollywood. Mama eventually lands an explosive role and starts to make a few enemies......
Wall Street Journal says " Praise Allah for Mama!"
Ebert says "Isllama puts the guns down and we put the thumbs up"
Rated R for hardcore sex, violence and massive drug use
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Originally Posted by Arby
holy shit girls know so much about celebrity gossip
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Originally Posted by Arby
i would argue that its a huge fucking waste of time, but here I am dedicating my 73,153rd ants post to it
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Originally Posted by Arby
every friday we do a team breakfast. most of the team are girls in their mid-20s. they spend the WHOLE hour talking about celebrities and what they tweeted and shit. I just cant keep up with it.
I was THIS close to interrupting someone talking and just saying "unemployment fell to 5.5 percent..." but I knew the joke would fall on deaf ears
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
lets trade places
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Originally Posted by Arby
oh man, Im game!
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
ok first things first, yada wakes up at 5:45 am. pretend you're asleep until 8am. she leaves at 7:30am but she's prone to forgetting shit so you don't want to be caught knee deep in making a mimosa when she comes flying through the front door again.
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Originally Posted by Arby
Whats her favorite dish? Kale something-or-other?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
she's a fan of kale but she's a quinoa freak. and a vegetarian(most the time). that's where 9am to noon kicks in. there's a diner a few miles away from my house that makes a mean cheeseburger and fries. on most days this is p much your only chance at eating meat. this is also where you ants.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
AFTW vinyl was clear.
the color of dave's tears when he found out leroi died.
so powerful
#LoVE #BaBY
#ifIgoBEFOREimOLD
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
no kidding, my favorite kind of taco is tempura shrimp.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
jesus christ
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
howell seriously go fuck your mother.
i don't have to answer to some d-bag that shops at a rural hannaford.
i shop at whole foods and a giant eagle market district. you heard of them bud?
people go on dates at the grocery stores i shop at.
don't fucking cross me.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
Do you guys ever put gravy on baked potato?
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
what's the deal with horror movies
why do people like them
don't get it at all
why would I seek out an emotion that's bad
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Originally Posted by Arby
What is wrong with a little fear?
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Originally Posted by Arby
And anyway its not like its REAL fear. Its more anticipation and an unnerving feeling
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
hate horror movies, mostly cause 90% of them aren't scary, they're startling. jump scares and random loud noises out of nowhere aren't scary
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
bridge is the guy who comes out of the theater saying "I wasn't even scared bro!!!!!" then looks over his shoulder 30 times while trying to get his keys out of his pockets
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
I'm not saying they don't affect me. I never watch horror movies cause I hate the experience.
but I enjoy a movie like the shining, or the exorcist, cause there aren't cheap jump scares every 5 minutes
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Originally Posted by Arby
you're watching the wrong ones.
There are great movies out there that dont rely on the stupid jump scenes
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
I rented the exorcist with an ex girlfriend but we watched somethign else on tv and never got around to watching it
a subsequent girlfriend asked me if I'd seen it and I said, "well I rented it with jackie one time but we never got around to watching it"
the new girlfriend was like "so you were fucking instead? why would you tell me that? ugh you are awful sometimes"
she really had a way of twisting my words against me
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
just sounds like your run-of-the-mill woman to me
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
but you were fucking, right?
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
ya women are absolutely awful personality wise.
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
no that chick didn't let me touch home plate
she's now a lesbian
she'd have saved herself the trouble of coming out had she just let me take her to poundtown
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i respect your confidence but there's no way that's accurate
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
I guess we'll just neverknow25, will we?
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
:: splashes water in face ::
bloody mary!
bloody mary!
bloody mary!
:: flashes lights on and off five times fast ::
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
:: principal blandino bursts through bathroom doors ::
oh fuck! scatter!
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
those last few posts were based on a true story.
i did try the bloody mary bathroom thing in 3rd grade and got busted by principal blandino.
i had to sit in his office for the rest of the day and think about what i had done.
then he gingerly touched my penis.
actually no he didnt.
rest of the story is verbatim though.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
89 talking about all the tail he's railed
34 and 68 chatting movies
#typicalsituation
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
who deserves the most credit for soco not posting in here anymore?
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Originally Posted by aicdmb
Sup dudes
Anyone else know somebody who gets loaded up and fights with Siri??
He does it almost every night
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
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Originally Posted by Arby
Do we still have a weekend crew or did they p much quit?
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
i'm still here arbs
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i'm still here arbs
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
whatever you say, Semen Poll
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