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Old 07-14-2009, 07:33 PM   #91
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Re: Fleshlight?

what happens if you don't pull out? where do the goods go? is it machine washable?
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    what happens if you don't pull out? where do the goods go? is it machine washable?
    Dishwasher safe
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:36 PM   #93
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    Why would you ever pull out of that?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:39 PM   #94
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    Why would you ever pull out of that?
    It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:39 PM   #95
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    Maybe you and the flesh light are not ready for a family?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:40 PM   #96
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    Why would you ever pull out of that?
    Does it have a face?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:41 PM   #97
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    Does it have a face?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:44 PM   #98
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    Dishwasher safe
    LOL .. Priceless!!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:16 PM   #99
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    her - i got my brother a fleshlight for his birthday
    me - that's hilarious

    later...

    me - hey joe how do you like that fleshlight?
    joe - i love it, it feels so real

    the end.
    Interesting sibling relationship there

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    I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?
    Men will poke fun at it, and also, we will never admit that we cuddle with our women to other guys. Unless you know the guy really well. And it has to be phrased perfectly. Otherwise you lose 7 man points.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:22 PM   #100
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    what happens if you don't pull out?
    put it up on craigslist, im sure someone wants that
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:22 PM   #101
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    good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

    our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

    and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain.
    wow.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:29 PM   #102
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    It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:29 PM   #103
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    That was a quick 100.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:30 PM   #104
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    That was a quick 100.
    I think it still has potential
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:32 PM   #105
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    Same; I think the 150-300 prediction covers entirely too much ground for one pick, though.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:34 PM   #106
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    I think in the future increments of 25 should only be accepted. In addition, we need to set up some sort of scale to determine the worth of each thread taking both quote post and quality into consideration. Someone needs to get on that like this kid gets on his fake vag.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:39 PM   #107
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    quirky/hilarious/non-conforming families do exist, ya know. it's not just on TV.
    Geez...

    Does this thing have a head you can grab on to while your fucking it?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:42 PM   #108
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    Dishwasher safe
    if this is true than this is hilarious. if not then i have no idea how you clean these things.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:45 PM   #109
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    What is the best way to clean the Fleshlight?

    Simply rinse your removeable Fleshlight sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for it to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your Real Feel Superskin sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. NOTE: Powdering an Ice Fleshlight masturbation sleeve with anything other than corn starch will cause it to cloud over and lose its clear quality.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:46 PM   #110
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    But there is some good news: The Fleshlight sleeve can be put in the dishwasher, just not the insert
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:53 PM   #111
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    Re: Fleshlight?

    This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 08:54 PM   #112
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    This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.
    No other option as far as I'm concerned
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #113
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    This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.
    yeah, i wish i had 70 dollars to blow away. pun intended
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:01 PM   #114
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    just an update....

    i was not able to pick one up tonight. i was with a real girl but got blue balled....wished i had one so things could "come" to a resolution.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:03 PM   #115
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    No other option as far as I'm concerned



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    yeah, i wish i had 70 dollars to blow away. pun intended
    Agreed.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:06 PM   #116
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    Jesus Christ. This thread is full of gold.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:07 PM   #117
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    It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:08 PM   #118
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    for all those raven riley lovers i found it....http://www.fleshlight.com/flg/raven-riley/

    theres prob like 10 other more pornstars as well.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 09:08 PM   #119
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    NSFW

    http://www.teenassblog.com/images/ra...fleshlight.jpg
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    Old 07-14-2009, 11:13 PM   #120
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    just an update....

    i was not able to pick one up tonight. i was with a real girl but got blue balled....wished i had one so things could "come" to a resolution.
    dude...
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