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Old 07-15-2010, 08:18 PM   #541
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True that. I'd at least try to make something work before banging the virgin outta of her...
She'd have 2 drinks and would get kinda annoying. I drink a lot, she didn't like to, so I knew it wasn't going far.

I gave her plenty of life advice and was straight up with her. Ended it with one of those "Who knows, down the line..." but instead of it being about "maybe we'll get back together" it was more, "maybe I'll take that virgin bullet for you".



That sounds a lot more dickish than it really was though.
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    I thought for sure it was the chick with the bug eyes (2nd left) but wanted it to be the fat one.

    p.s. This one girl from college slept with five guys I know... now she is marrying one of them. Not the same, but I thought 5 was a lot. Oh I also know this 20 yr old who fucked every PIKE at Tx State.

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    Old 07-17-2010, 01:51 PM   #544
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    She'd have 2 drinks and would get kinda annoying. I drink a lot, she didn't like to, so I knew it wasn't going far.

    I gave her plenty of life advice and was straight up with her. Ended it with one of those "Who knows, down the line..." but instead of it being about "maybe we'll get back together" it was more, "maybe I'll take that virgin bullet for you".



    That sounds a lot more dickish than it really was though.
    Dick move.
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    Old 07-17-2010, 02:14 PM   #545
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    I'm just curious, I don't even ask how many people someone has been with. Obviously you have to be safe and protect your body, but what number they are at doesn't even cross my mind.

    I wonder if I would have an issue if a guy told me he had been with a very large amount of women. I'm not really sure...
    I think it's a gender thing. Two reasons. 1) The more sex a girl has had the worse her sex parts become (or at least, that's a widespread belief) whereas with a guy it doesn't matter. 2) Evolutionarily, a male can't be sure whether or not an offspring is his and so would want the female to not be banging anyone else, whereas the female definitely knows which are hers.
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    I think it's a gender thing. Two reasons. 1) The more sex a girl has had the worse her sex parts become (or at least, that's a widespread belief) whereas with a guy it doesn't matter. 2) Evolutionarily, a male can't be sure whether or not an offspring is his and so would want the female to not be banging anyone else, whereas the female definitely knows which are hers.
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    If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
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    Old 07-19-2010, 09:56 PM   #548
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    If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
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    I think it's a gender thing. Two reasons. 1) The more sex a girl has had the worse her sex parts become (or at least, that's a widespread belief) whereas with a guy it doesn't matter. 2) Evolutionarily, a male can't be sure whether or not an offspring is his and so would want the female to not be banging anyone else, whereas the female definitely knows which are hers.
    Maury can prove otherwise!
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    I think it's a gender thing. Two reasons. 1) The more sex a girl has had the worse her sex parts become (or at least, that's a widespread belief) whereas with a guy it doesn't matter. 2) Evolutionarily, a male can't be sure whether or not an offspring is his and so would want the female to not be banging anyone else, whereas the female definitely knows which are hers.
    (sorry for top, was just backreading due to the 'Best Ants Threads' thread)

    This is a weird statement. Firstly, I'm not even sure that's accurate - or rather, I think you have to be having like copious/pornstar amounts of sex for it to make a difference. A girl being with 5 guys or 25 guys isn't a big difference. Secondly, there's also frequency. What if a woman was only with one guy but it was for 10 years and they were regularly having sex? Is that worse (in terms of "parts") than if she had just had 30 one night stands?
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    Is it true if you don't "use it", you "lose it"?
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    (sorry for top, was just backreading due to the 'Best Ants Threads' thread)

    This is a weird statement. Firstly, I'm not even sure that's accurate - or rather, I think you have to be having like copious/pornstar amounts of sex for it to make a difference. A girl being with 5 guys or 25 guys isn't a big difference. Secondly, there's also frequency. What if a woman was only with one guy but it was for 10 years and they were regularly having sex? Is that worse (in terms of "parts") than if she had just had 30 one night stands?
    Yeah, that logic doesn't make much sense. I think it's more a perception thing. Two girls who have both never had sex aren't going to have the same vagina, one is going to be smaller than the other.

    Aside from the fact that the vagina is designed to open up and go back down. Not saying that it couldn't change, but the change would be small, except for in very unusual cases.
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    This is a weird statement. Firstly, I'm not even sure that's accurate - or rather, I think you have to be having like copious/pornstar amounts of sex for it to make a difference. A girl being with 5 guys or 25 guys isn't a big difference. Secondly, there's also frequency. What if a woman was only with one guy but it was for 10 years and they were regularly having sex? Is that worse (in terms of "parts") than if she had just had 30 one night stands?
    According to Katie Morgan Sex Tips OnDemand for HBO, it's actually the opposite of what he said, and that the more sex you have the better in shape the lady parts get.
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    Yeah, that logic doesn't make much sense. I think it's more a perception thing. Two girls who have both never had sex aren't going to have the same vagina, one is going to be smaller than the other.

    Aside from the fact that the vagina is designed to open up and go back down. Not saying that it couldn't change, but the change would be small, except for in very unusual cases.
    This sounds insane to a 21 year old though.
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    Yeah, that logic doesn't make much sense. I think it's more a perception thing. Two girls who have both never had sex aren't going to have the same vagina, one is going to be smaller than the other.

    Aside from the fact that the vagina is designed to open up and go back down. Not saying that it couldn't change, but the change would be small, except for in very unusual cases.
    Yeah, I think it's all just a guys' mental thing.

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    According to Katie Morgan Sex Tips OnDemand for HBO, it's actually the opposite of what he said, and that the more sex you have the better in shape the lady parts get.
    Good to know.

    Unless we're talking sex with horses. That shit will wreck you. Not that I'd know.
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    Yeah, that logic doesn't make much sense. I think it's more a perception thing. Two girls who have both never had sex aren't going to have the same vagina, one is going to be smaller than the other.

    Aside from the fact that the vagina is designed to open up and go back down. Not saying that it couldn't change, but the change would be small, except for in very unusual cases.
    Who did that?
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    According to Katie Morgan Sex Tips OnDemand for HBO, it's actually the opposite of what he said, and that the more sex you have the better in shape the lady parts get.
    hoax

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    I want to design vaginas.
    http://www.physics.udel.edu/wwwusers...3/play-doh.jpg

    have fun!

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    I don't think that's necessarily a hoax, the way you exercise vaginal muscles is by squeezing them together (kegels). That happens during sex, I can see how that could be very true.
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    The "Best Answer" is perfect.
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    Holy crap It's amazing what you find when searching for "play-doh vagina" pics.

    http://www.zug.com/pranks/barbie/index02.html
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    i just did a loud lol at work.

    that is great.
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