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As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
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    spam! I'm in.
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    This sounds like an Onion article.
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:35 AM   #4
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    prediction: greatest thread ants has ever seen.

    also, how is eve, that baby you cloned awhile ago doing?

    crazy quebecois
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    As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
    hey douche nozzle explain why you idiots claimed to clone someone... but refused to show proof...

    jackass!
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:38 AM   #7
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    As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
    wait, i have a feeling you will never be back to answer any of our questions...
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:40 AM   #9
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    all these fucking cults are started by some looser who wants to fuck 13 yr old girls...
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    OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!@@#!@#!!

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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:40 AM   #11
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    hmmm, let's see...what can we do with this one? i know! wedding crasher quotes!


    yeah, in all these years i've known you, i've been sneaking off on these weekend hunting trips. i don't even know what the fuck a quail is.
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:42 AM   #12
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    hey douche nozzle explain why you idiots claimed to clone someone... but refused to show proof...

    jackass!
    Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

    From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

    Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

    A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com

    You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:42 AM   #13
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    You sandbaggin' son of a bitch! You sly dog! Now how many of them are cash bars?
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:44 AM   #14
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    Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

    From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

    Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

    A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com

    You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
    i want to be cowboys from arizona. or pimps from oakland. grow up, peter pan. count chocula.
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:44 AM   #15
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    Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

    From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

    Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

    A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com

    You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".
    tell ya what ill continue to fill my brain hole with useful information... and you can continue to fill your ass hole with your cult leaders cock
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    Suck my brainhole.
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:45 AM   #17
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    all these fucking cults are started by some looser who wants to fuck 13 yr old girls...
    Brainhole posting again.

    Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

    So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?
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    What in the blue fuck is this?

    This has disaster written all over it. But before I lay waste to this thread, I'll let someone else have a go at it.
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    Brainhole posting again.

    Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

    So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?
    hey, why are you still here? don't you people just usually post your shit and move on to the next board?
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    I expect Tom Cruise to show up soon
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    Old 01-26-2006, 09:47 AM   #21
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    Brainhole posting again.

    Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

    So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?
    actualy i used to belong to the mormon cult... by the way, when i was in that cult i didnt sign up on random message boards to post propaganda...
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    Sounds like someone wanted to be cool like L. Ron Hubbard and decided to cook up a religion.

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    do you ever have rumbles with scientologists?
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    tell ya what ill continue to fill my brain hole with useful information... and you can continue to fill your ass hole with your cult leaders cock
    Judging by the way you post, you actually fill your holes in your brain with shit and it keeps oozing out. So stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself.
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    @drian, if you'd just read, and then purchase the books, and then donate to their cause, and then donate some more, you'd be enlightened.
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    Sounds like someone wanted to be cool like L. Ron Hubbard and decided to cook up a religion.

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    So stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself.
    Sing it again rookie biotch
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    From wikipedia:

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    Raëlism is the belief system promoted by the Raëlian Movement, a quasi-religious organization which believes that scientifically advanced extraterrestrials known as the Elohim (taken from the Hebrew texts of the Christian Bible and the Torah and usually translated into God in English but translated by those who came from the sky in the Raëlian message) created life on Earth through genetic engineering, and that a combination of human cloning and "mind transfer" can ultimately provide immortality, and opportunities to have sex with 13 year olds. Raëlism is classified as a new religious movement by most scholars and governments but has been perceived by some people and governments as a cult.
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    @drian, if you'd just read, and then purchase the books, and then donate to their cause, and then donate some more, you'd be enlightened.
    i know, sometimes i forget that churches and cults try to recruit dave matthews band fans by calling them brainholes...
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